Disclaimer: I own nothing, just my thoughts
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just my thoughts. D
Edward
Bella
I no feel good
Well go to the nurse.
No
Why?
Quick! Edward help!
What love?
I think I'm dying of viral plague! Change me!
Bella, I've died of plague and I can tell you right now YOU ARE NOT DYING!
You didn't die of plague silly, you died of influenza
Bella it's the same thing.
Oh. Bite me as I said or face my vampire wrath!
No. B) You aren't a vampire.
A/N: I stayed home sick today so my creative juices are not flowing. I know its lame so don't tell me that it is.