A/N: I own……… ME! Not the Twilight Books or Monty Python for that matter or even Foster's.
Edward
Bella
Emmett
Your father was hamster and your mother smelled of Elderberries!
Isn't it "your mother was hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"?
I spit on you Phssssssssssssssssssssssssss (said in really bad French accent)
Uh, I don't know?
Ugh
What is it dearest Eduardo?
Whoa, dude she said your name in Spanish
Bella I didn't know that you knew Spanish.
I don't I got it off of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
You watch that stuff Bella?
Emmett I don't think you're one to talk you watch…
NO! Don't Say IT!!
What?
He watches Viva Piñata!
What the colors are pretty…
-Sinkers-
Yeah, I thought it would be funny having Bella call Edward Eduardo. Tell me if it wasn't.