Well hi, I got nothing to say but this might not be that funny 'cause i'm not much of a comedian and
DISCLAIMER: Yu-Gi-Oh! DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!!! 'cause if it did then Mokuba and Seto would be the main characters and Anzu would be dead with her stupid friendship speeches!!!
Oh, I almost forgot, read and review
WARNING: possible occness, and I didn't notice on the first chap but this story is kind of random
It was a rainy Saturday and Seto was in his room thinking if he should go to his job or not, "Damn it all, why did that fucking stupid maid put Mokuba's potion in the kitchen! I'm going to have to fire her later and i'm The Seto Kaiba! I can't stay in this damn room!" Seto yelled, no matter what I don't think Seto's going to blame Mokuba, ever. "All right, where's my clothes?" ASked Seto to hisself.
Right when Seto was going to put on his signature gravity defying trench coat Mokuba knocked on his door. "Niisama, can I come in?" "Sure Mokuba, what's wrong?" Mokuba came in and sat down on Seto's bed with his head down, "Well...Do you promise not to be mad at me?" Seto looked shocked "Why would you be mad?" He sat next to Mokuba. Mokuba had a guilty face then said, "Well...um...I told the company thing that you were sick so-so you won't be going to work for the w-week!" Seto was outraged, "YOU WHAT!!!" Mokuba inched away from Seto, "I-I...Your a girl Niisama, do you hear what I'm saying, your a girl! Paparazzi's might come see you changing. What do you think will happen next?" Seto sighed, "You're right Mokuba, I'm sorry for yelling at you eariler." "That's okay, I don't blame you, you jobaholic." Mokuba said, hugging his brother who pulled away instantly, "Joba-what!" "Nothing!" With that Mokuba practicly ran out of the room. Seto sighed, "I really need to control that child, he's merely 11 and caused me to change my sex."
Mokuba, who heard everything Seto said, looked down on the velvet carpet, 'Niisama does think it's my fault, well it actually is' he thought sadly. Seto who was just came out of his room saw Mokuba who fell back when Seto opened the door, "Mokuba? What were you doing!?" Mokuba's face was red, "I wa-was...I lost my thing on the thing so I came back here to find my thing...hehe" Seto crossed his arms, "And what was this 'thing'" Mokuba was silent. "Mokuba you know better than to lie to me, your like an automatic lie detector and you also know better than to eavesdrop." Mokuba wanted to change the subject, "Niisama, I'm really really really really SORRY! But can you-since your not going to work-play with me! Please!" "Don't try to change the subject Mokuba and just be-" Seto saw the puppydog face Mokuba was putting on and he couldn't resist, Mokuba was just too cute, "Fine, what are we going to do." Mokuba smiled then grabbed Seto hand, "Come on! We can go to the Dominio Park!" "Bu-but what about!" "You look like a guy so that's not the problem!"
Seto and Mokuba were in a car, like a normal car, the ones Seto say are for poor people "Mokuba, do I have to ride in this, no I'm not riding! I'm driving this fuc-stupid car for poor people! Poor people!" Mokuba did that face again but a bit more mischevious "What's wrong Niisama, you seem really upset lately, are you on your period." Seto's face was furiously red, "Mokuba, you are so lucky your my brother and that your cute!" "I'll take that as a yes." Seto was about to groan but instead it was a girlish giggle, Mokuba looked dumbfounded, "What was t-t-that!" Mokuba couldn't help but just laugh. Seto looked him straight in his eyes through the window, "Laugh and I won't play with you!" Mokuba stopped, "Jeez Niisama, you really have been getting angrier lately." I'm sorry-" "And you've been saying sorry a lot lately, you just said 'thank you' to Roland." "I'm sorry sh-ugh! Whose girl DNA was in that potion!" Mokuba looked at Seto nervously, "Well, heheh...I had Loralie's DNA and she's the nice one, that's why you've been so nice...and Shizuka's DNA, you know Jou's sister." Seto stopped the car, "That slut Shizuka! Do you know how she's like when she's not around the mutt, she acts like a total bad girl, she even dared to threaten you! How did you even get her DNA!?" Mokuba did a shy giggle, "I got it from her cause I asked her..." Seto started driving, "Mokuba can stop hanging out with Yugi and his friends and don't go near Shizuka, she's dangerous and I haven't got the restriction order thing yet." "All right Niisama, but are we at the park yet." Seto stopped the car "Yeah, now."
Seto and Mokuba got out of the car. "Come on Niisama, lets walk around the lake." Seto-for the first time in his life while walking-left his breifcase in the car, "Sure Mokuba, as long as I don't see the midget and his messed up friends, I'll stay as long as you want."
While they were walking guess who was there, the migdet and his messed up friends! "Hey! Hey! Hey! Mokuba watchya doin here!" said Jou, Mokuba turned around gleefully but Seto turned around as if Gozaburo came back from the grave to haunt, rape, then murder the Kaiba brothers. "Hi Jou, Anzu,Yugi,Honda!" Mokuba grabbed Seto's hand and ran over to the gang, "Uh Mokuba, I told you were le-" 'Why doesn't this kid ever listen me' The gang greeted Mokuba and Seto but only Jou didn't greet Seto in a friendly manner and Seto perferred it that way. When Seto met Jou's glare there was a strong tension in the atmosphere, little Yugi and Mokuba tried to break it apart. "Well now that the greeting are over, let's go Mokuba." Seto looked back at everyone with a rather femine glare. Jou caught on to that quickly, "You know, Kaiba, you look a bit different and you act a bit different too." "Come on Jou, quit messing with Kaiba, he'll just beat you up like last time." Insisted Anzu, "No way! That Kaiba brat has been bugging me so much about my problems now's my chance to make fun of him." He whispered back to Anzu. Then suddenly Honda came in the talk with Yugi, "No Jou, don't do it, you'll die and what about Rimmi, wouldn't she be sad that her dad's dead." Jou looked sad, "Yeah you're right and I have to work to get my sister out of debt." As the gang finished talking, Seto and Mokuba was already walking to the car. Jou got out of the group and ran to Seto, "You rich brat! Where the hell do you think your going! We weren't done yelling at eachother!" Seto grabbed on to Jou's hand so hard, he felt it breaking, "You listen to me! Were done talking when I say were done talking! Got that Jou." Mokuba, Yugi, Anzu, Jou, Honda, and Seto himself was shocked at what he just said. Jou had let Seto go and Seto covered his mouth at what he just said and backed away to his car. When they left, the gang were so shocked, Yugi fainted, Jou just srood there, Anzu covered her mouth with her hand, and Honda went over to his boyfriend, Otogi, house to talk about it.
'I can't believe I called that mutt 'Jou' I actually called him his name, h-ho-' Seto's train of thought was broken by Mokuba , "You know what Niisama, maybe you should not go out for a while and OH MY GOD!" Seto stopped the car immediatly, "What! What's wrong Mokuba!" "Your hair is longer and-and-and YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL, AND ACTUAL GIRL!!" Seto looked in the mirror, "AHHHHHHHHHH! MOKUBA CALL THE DOCTOR NOW!" Seto started driving really fast, "TELL HIM I'M COMING!" "Okay" Replied Mokuba, then he quickly called the doctor."
Well, how was it? please review! well I have nothing to say so bye! ^_~