Wow, this is my longest story, ever O.o I'm sorry that it took me so long, I've been doing some other stories 'cause all these plot bunnies are giving me a headache TT^TT Well I hope you enjoy this story and review please.
DISCLAIMER: Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't belong to me and by now you should know now if you read my authors note thing
Warnings: Occness, Anzu and her jealousy, randomness, explosives, and just so you know, no mokie's were hurt (physically...yet, in making of this story.)
Seto heard Mokuba's saying stuff like, 'I think that's cuter on Setsuna' When he heard that, he bolted right out of his bed and went straight to the living room. "Mokuba, what's going on here...?" Seto was dumfounded to see all these dresses. Mokuba saw Seto and sprinted over there, "Hi, Setsuna. Do you like it?" "Like what. Mokuba, what are talking about, and why are you calling me Setsuna." Mokuba pouted, "Remember? You had a date, with Jou. And I like the name Setsuna, it reminds me of the sunset" Seto groaned, "Please don't call me Setsuna in private and don't remind me, but I don't even know when it's going to be."
Mokuba was walking over to a pink dress with a sparkles which I even hate to think about, Seto was about to speak but Mokuba started instead, "Jou called, he said if it's alright if he should pick you up at 8:00 and right now it's 6:00, you slept for a very long time ya know." Seto didn't know what to say but if he wanted to be a guy again. Seto sighed, "So where do I begin?" Mokuba smiled, "Well I thought that this dress was perfect for you, it's purple and black, what girl doesn't like those colors. Or we could go with this blue one, it matches your eyes perfectly but your bone structure goes great with pink one. Oh wait no! This dress is so cute! It matches your innocence perfectly. I'm pretty sure the guys would fall for if you wore this dress but then again it might make your chest look all disfigured like if you got some kind of boob job on them and if that does happen then it would be too tight which might cause you to look kind of fat." Seto just stood there in utter shock, "Wha...uh...how...I...how do you know this. Is it your dream to make me look like a fool?" Mokuba frowned, he was kind of hurt by Seto's comment but then again he did have Shizuka's DNA so he did expect this, "No, I just wanted to make you look good, so that it would've been easier for you to get a lock of Jou's hair, I didn't mean for you to get upset. Besides, you talk about fashion a lot in your sleep as a girl." Mokuba stated plainly with an innocent face that you just can't get mad with.
Seto looked at the dresses then at the mirror then shuddered at the thought of what he would have to do to turn back to normal, "Alrighty then, give me a couple dresses with no glitter and maybe a matching purse, that would look cute." Mokuba smiled and started giving Seto a couple dresses.
After a while Mokuba was worn out and practically insane from all the 'No the GREEN one!! But that one makes me look fat!' or 'I like this, it's soo cute but then it makes me too innocent but then there's the red one which makes me look hot but also like a stripper' and even 'No one understands my needs!!! , "Niisama! Can we take a break, you're so picky as a girl." Seto giggled, "Sorry Mokuba but this is fun. It's just like shopping now GET UP AND HELP ME SEARCH!!!" Mokuba got up and asked, "Niisama?" "Sorry, it's Shizuka, why does she hate you this much?" Mokuba shrugged, "A lot of people hate me but that's not a big deal." Seto was about to say something else but Mokuba went over somewhere else, "Mokuba where are you going?" Mokuba tried to climb a box, "Mokuba! Stop! You'll get hurt." "But Niisama, I found the perfect dress." "Alright but I'll get it for you, just come down!" Mokuba nodded and came down.
Seto got the dress then went in the dresser. When he came out he looked a little doubty, "Mokuba...are you sure this is the one, I mean, like, I like the dress but is it perfect for me like I don't look like a slut--" "Niisama you look fine--Mokuba hear the door bell ring--Oh look, Jou's hear." "Wait Mokuba!!" Seto grabbed Mokuba's arm before he could open the door, "Can you come with me, I mean like can you follow me? I don't want to do anything wrong like kill him or kiss him." Mokuba nodded with a smile.
Seto opened the door and Jou was there looking down, "Uh, hi Setsuna." Jou now looked up, "W...wow...Yo-you look amazing..." Seto smiled, " Thank you Jou" He giggled, "Oh uh, your welcome."
Jou took Seto's arm and took him to the car.
Mokuba saw those two go, 'I wonder when I should start following them' Mokuba went up to his room to go get his DS when he saw his Loralie's DNA, "I wish I never started the DNA project, because of this Niisama's gone through all this trouble to get back to normal." Mokuba closed his eyes, trying not to cry. When he opened them, out of the corner of his eye he saw another DNA tube under his bed. He walked over to his bed and picked it up. It was labeled, 'Shizuka's DNA' Mokuba's eye's were wide open, "I knew I should've checked under my bed." Mokuba put the tube in his pocket and ran downstairs, "ISONO!!! Call the doctor and get the limo!!!" Isono nodded but in curiosity.
"Hello?" said the doctor from the phone, "Doctor! I-I-IfoundanothertubewithShizkua'sDNAandnowSeto'sinadateandhedoesn'thavetobeandwhenhelearnsaboutthishe'llbesupermadatmeandnowI'minyouroffice" Said Mokuba who just came in. "What the..." the doctor said, "What's wrong." Mokuba took in a large amount of air but didn't talk, he just showed the Doctor Shizuka's DNA tube. The doctor's eyes were wide, "Let's go get your brother but first, give me that, I need to make the antidote."
Seto and Jou were at Derinderian restaurant, one of the best restaurants in Japan. "Wow, Jou. This is a cool place." Jou blushed, "Well, let's go in." He grabbed Seto's hand, 'God!! I hope this will end soon, the Mutt's hand is all sweaty it disgusts me!'
The doctor finished making the antidote and gave it to Mokuba, "So, Mokuba...are you going to tell your brother about this...this accident?" Mokuba looked at the antidote, "I'll have to but-but Niisama will get mad at me." The doctor sighed, "Just tell him it was an accident." Mokuba's grip on the tube was tighter, "Yeah I can but I've done so many accidents but this one is the biggest, Niisama's gone through all this torture just 'cause I was too lazy to make sure all my transfusion tubes were...if-if Niisama knew, he-he won't trust me anymore he...he'll hate me and he has a lot of reasons to hate me..."
The doctor bit his lip, 'Damn! This kid is so emotional!' There was silence but then Mokuba's eyes widened, "Oh no! I have to get this to Niisama! Are you coming?" The doctor shook his head, "Sorry but I have another patient, I'm also a counselor you see. The patient has jealousy issues." Mokuba nodded then said bye.
Seto and Jou were waiting for the waiter to come, while they were waiting Jou was seeing what he wanted, Seto already knew what he wanted without even looking in the menu. He was just looking around, seeing where Mokuba was, "Is something wrong Setsuna?" asked Jou as the waiter came. Seto turned and giggled, "Of course, as long as I'm here with you everything's alright." Jou was about to say something stupid until the waiter came, he was kind of cute, "Hello. I'll be your waiter. What would you like?" Jou said, "Steak." "And you miss?" he said in a purr Seto smiled, "Salad." "Would you like any desert" he asked in a flirty manner, Jou was getting kind of mad now. Seto glared, "No, thank you. Me and my date don't need anything else." The waiter nodded then passed Seto saying, "You can do way better than him." Jou was actually happy and Seto thought, 'Mokuba!! Where are you, I think I'm about to kill someone!'
5 minutes later there was a huge explosion and Jou screamed and Seto was like, 'Finally something interesting' Everyone in restaurant ran out of there except Seto and Jou. "Setsuna! Lets get out of here!" Yelled Jou who looked terrified as if he was about to wet himself. "Calm down Jou, it's just an explosion. Not like the world's going to end." said Seto plainly but in harmonic voice which made Jou listen, 'Damn it Jou, we are not leaving until I get your hair!' Jou was standing--like Seto--and thought, 'Wow, Setsuna...is...is so mature, she's kind of like...na, that bastard has no heart unlike Setsuna but they do look--' Jou stopped thinking when Setsuna started talking, "Jou...your friend's here..." Jou was confused until Seto pointed to the explosion. Anzu came inside the restaurant --wearing her normal school clothes--in a tank. "Teens nowadays are so crazy." Seto muttered to himself, Jou was just in complete shock.
Anzu came down from the tank but before she did she told a little boy-- maybe her little brother--to take the tank home. After Anzu came down, the tank was gone, "Jou" she said, "I-I'm sorry I ruined your date with Setsuna, b-but..." Anzu couldn't continue. Seto was like, 'of course' Jou didn't notice until now but Anzu was crying, "Anzu what wrong?" Anzu clenched her fists then pointed towards Seto, "She's the problem! Her! I didn't notice until she came that...that I had feeling for you! Okay? Yeah, I have a crush on you. I never felt this way before and now...now it's happening."
Jou looked back at Setsuna who smiled and nodded, "Look, Jou. Be with her she loves you." Jou looked at Anzu who wasn't even looking. "But Setsuna...what about you?" Seto chuckled trying to sound compassionate, "Jou, I'm terribly sorry but we can never be. This was just a date, it's not like anything that special could have happened to us. I wasn't using you, I swear but this wasn't technically a date, we're friends and I hope we can be this way." Jou was heartbroken, "Setsuna...But then why did you go out with me?" Seto sighed, "Well, I did it mostly out of pity." Jou felt embarrassed as if he was about to cry, "So...we...could...never be together, huh, I-I feel like a moron on believing a girl like you would actually fall for me." Seto put his hand on Jou's shoulder, "Yeah? Well there's a girl that even better than me, maybe not by looks, but by personality. And she's about to leave if you don't go get her." Jou's grin was wide as it can get, "Thank you, Setsuna." Seto grabbed his arm, "Before you go, can I have a lock of your hair." "WHAT." "I-I need your type of hair for this project in school, I have some scissors with me right here." Jou was kind of freaked out but he took the scissors and cut a lock of his hair and gave it to Setsuna, "Kay, Bye Setsuna!" Seto waved goodbye as he saw Jou run after Anzu. Seto tightened his grip on Jou's hair and put it in a ziplock bag.
Mokuba took the limo to the restaurant. He didnt't know which one they were in but knowing Jou it, it had to be one of the best. It took Mokuba 30 minutes to figure out that it was the Derinderian. When he finally got there he saw Seto and he was standing outside of the Derinderian. "Oh no." he said to himself. Mokuba got out of the limo and ran over to Seto, "Setsuna!!! Setsuna!!" Seto turned around to see Mokuba running towards him.
"Oh hi, Mokuba, I got Jou's hair. So now we need to go--" Mokuba interrupted Seto, "No, um...well...what happened to the..." "Oh that, well, Anzu came down here with a tank and blown half the restaurant 'cause she was jealous of me." Seto explained simply, "Now come on, we need to go to the doctors." Mokuba went in the limo with Seto. "To--" Seto started until Mokuba said, "Kaiba mansion." "Mokuba, what's the matter?" Mokuba was looking outside the window, not wanting to face his Niisama, "Well...um...I-I-I got the antidote." Seto looked confused which was a rare sight, "How? Jou's DNA is right here unless...oh Mokuba, please tell me you didn't go to Shizuka." Mokuba shook his head, "Um...can we continue this conversation later...I-I don't want to talk about it in the limo."
Seto sighed. After a few minutes, he spotted a bag that has his guy clothes--his gravity defying trench coat, those boots, the black shirt, ect...--He then turned to Mokuba and asked for the antidote. Mokuba gave it to him but asked, "Here, but why do you need it?" "You'll see" Seto winked, he waited a while until he saw a restroom where no one was around. Seto told Isono, the limo driver, to stop. He got out of the limo and went inside the restroom.
Seto took off his girl clothes and put on his guy ones, then he drank the antidote. After a few seconds, he felt his heart being stabbed and he couldn't bare the pain any longer that he almost passed out but luckily he didn't since the pain stopped at the right time. He looked at himself in the mirror and grinned, "Seto Kaiba is back!"
Mokuba looked outside of the mirror and saw Seto, as a guy! 'Oh no' Mokuba thought, 'Niisama's a guy again! Well, might as well face the consequence like a man, Niisama will just yell, it's not like he'll hurt me...physically...' Seto opened the door of the limo and sat next to Mokuba, "Mokuba, are there any side effects?" "None that I know have." Mokuba said sadly but Seto didn't notice.
The journey to Kaiba Mansion was silent and almost torturing, to Mokuba, who kept thinking on what his Niisama would say to him after Mokuba would tell him the truth.
Hey guys, hope you enjoyed the story. There's only one more chapter left! ^-^ Sorry if this was kind of bad but anyway, please REVIEW!
Next chapter:
The confession
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