Yes. She is Evil.
Disclaimer: The characters are Disney's, the Story is Mine. I doubt Disney wants the story.
Warning: Not to be read immediately before, during or after meals. Not to be read by those of weak or delicate constitution.
Ring, Ring…
"Hello?"
"Bonnie! We need your help!"
"It's…It's five AM in the morning! What are you calling me for Loser?"
"Bonnie, let's not hurt with our words-"
"Wait a minute, who is screaming over there?"
"That's Kim. That's sort of why I need your help."
"My help? Why do you need my help."
"Well we were fighting Shego and Drakken and-"
"There she goes again! Loser, Take her to the hospital!"
"It's, ah…not really a hospital problem…it's more of a, well, Smarty Mart problem."
"And I can help you how?"
"You have a car, and Kim won't let me drive hers, so you could, ah, pick it up."
"Pick what up."
"I've already ordered it, and so you don't-"
"Pick. What. Up."
"Um…some, ah, er…"
"I'm hanging up…."
"Toilet paper!"
"What?"
"You don't want to know."
"It's Five AM, and yes, I want to know."
"You really don't want to know."
"Hanging up-"
"Okay, Okay! I'll…but you have to promise not to tell…anyone."
"Fine."
"I mean it Bonnie, You're going to regret even hearing it."
"WHAT!!!"
"Okay, yeah… well, see Kim and Shego were fighting, and then Shego promised to surrender if Kim did something for her."
"What? Rob a Bank? Kill someone?"
"No….ah….eat 36 ounces worth of dehydrated prunes."
"…"
"…."
"…Bonnie?"
"…."
"Bo-"
"I'll do this, and I'll never talk about it. But because you made me think of that image-"
"I tried to sto-"
"Growl."
"Okay, shutting up now."
"Good. You're going to owe me a favor."
"How big."
"Consider what you just told me, what I'm about to do and the fact that I'm not going to use this ever."
"So…. Kidney Transplant if you need it?"
"That'll be a start."
"What is it, Agent Du?"
"Shego came in, Dr. Director. She said she'd promised Kim she'd surrender."
"good! Take her to holding."
"Ah…errr…none of the agents will."
"Why not?"
"Maybe you'd better come and see for yourself."
"Very well."
…..
"See? She hasn't done anything, but that smile…nobody wants to touch her."
"We can't just leave her here, Agent Du, I suggest you-"
"Me? But look….look at that smile…I've never seen anything both so saintly and so evil…"
"And she hasn't said a word?"
"Not a word."
"She….does look a little like an evil Buddha… I mean, if the Buddha wore a skin tight combat suit. That is…"
"So what do we do, Ma'am…"
"I…I think we'll wait until she decides to go to the cell herself. She looks creepy."
"I wonder why she's smiling?"
"I don't know, but I'd hate to be the reason for it."
End.