DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE
Kidnap Dumbdoor
CRABBE
I wanna do it
GOYLE
Let's draw straws
DRACO
Sev said we should work together
Three of a kind
DRACO,GOYLE AND CRABBE
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap Dumbdoor, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
GOYLE
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
CRABBE
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big purple candy man
Let's pop him in a steaming pot
And when he's done we'll eat him all up
DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE
Kidnap the Dumbdoor
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
DRACO
Then Mr. Tommie Marvy
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE
Wheeee
CRABBE
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Dumbdoor will be no more
DRACO
You're so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Tom will beat us black and green
DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE
Kidnap the Dumbdoor
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
GOYLE AND CRABBE
Because Mr. Tommie Marvy is the meanest guy around
If I were on his hate list, I'd get out of town
DRACO
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
DRACO
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
GOYLE
I'm not the dumb one
CRABBE
You're no fun
DRACO
Shut up
GOYLE
Make me
DRACO
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
GOYLE
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE
Kidnap the Dumbdoor, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Dumbdoor, chop him into bits
Mr. Tommie Marvy is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Dumbdoor, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key
