Kidnap Dumbdoor

DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE Kidnap Dumbdoor CRABBE I wanna do it GOYLE Let's draw straws DRACO Sev said we should work together Three of a kind DRACO,GOYLE AND CRABBE Birds of a feather Now and forever Wheeee La, la, la, la, la Kidnap Dumbdoor, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights GOYLE First, we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will Snap the trap and close the gate CRABBE Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big purple candy man Let's pop him in a steaming pot And when he's done we'll eat him all up DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE Kidnap the Dumbdoor Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks DRACO Then Mr. Tommie Marvy Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare That he will cook him rare DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE Wheeee CRABBE I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door And then knock three times And when he answers Dumbdoor will be no more DRACO You're so stupid, think now lf we blow him up to smithereens We may lose some pieces And then Tom will beat us black and green DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE Kidnap the Dumbdoor Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then, see if he is sad GOYLE AND CRABBE Because Mr. Tommie Marvy is the meanest guy around If I were on his hate list, I'd get out of town DRACO He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I bet DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE Perhaps he'll make his special brew Of snake and spider stew Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and We take our job with pride We do our best to please him And stay on his good side DRACO I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb GOYLE I'm not the dumb one CRABBE You're no fun DRACO Shut up GOYLE Make me DRACO I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to read Now, in the box we'll wait and hide Until his curiosity entices him to look inside GOYLE And then we'll have him One, two, three DRACO, GOYLE, AND CRABBE Kidnap the Dumbdoor, beat him with a stick Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick Kidnap the Dumbdoor, chop him into bits Mr. Tommie Marvy is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the Dumbdoor, see what we will see Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key