Chapter 2:

Pain looked at the wall in his room. "That human had the power to kill five gods," he said. "I really should get him as a path." he continued. Then, Konan entered the room, looking extremly pissed. Pain turned to her. "Is something wrong?" Konan's eye twitched.

"She tried to eat my paper!" she screamed at him. Pain shuddered. Who said gods can't be frightened? Pain groaned.

"Fine, my angel. I'll go talk to...her." he said. He then used Shinra Tensei to rocket himself to the Kyubi's room. He opened the door, and his eyebrow rose as he saw pieces of bitten paper around her, and her shivering, murmering something to herself. Pain walked up to her. "Is something wrong, Kyubi?" he asked coldly. The Kyubi looked up at him.

"Those eyes..." she whispered.

Pain shook his head. "I'm afraid I cannot turn off my Rinnegan." he said without any symphathy. Kyubi shivered.

"Not Rinnegan...Sharingan..." she said quietly. Pain knew what she meant. The Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan sometimes seemed to pierce his very soul. He walked over to her, and put an icy arm on her shoulder. Kyubi sobbed with fear one more time, then turned to Pain.

"Can I ask you a question?"

"...yes..."

"Why is your arm so cold?"

Pain chuckled. "Because God Pain is actually the dead body of my friend controlled by chakra receptors." Kyubi yelped, leaping from his arm.

"You didn't mention you were a freaking zombie!" Kyubi shrieked. Pain's eyes narrowed, and he sighed.

'Even a female animal is so moody and sporadic.' he thought. He sat up, dusting off his cloak. "Anyways, Kyubi, we are having dinner, so if demons eat, you may join us." he said coldly. Kyubi nodded her head vigorously.

"Did you make any ramen?" she asked excitedly. Pain shook his head. Kyubi looked crestfallen, so Pain said,

"But, there is some somewhere around here, I think. If you can find it, you may have it." Kyubi cried with joy, then dashed out of the room. Pain looked at her queerly, feelin somewhat sorry for his lying about there being ramen, then walked to dinner.

---At Dinner---

Konan was silently passing out plates with curry on them, glaring at the kitsune, who was eating a bowl of ramen from heaven knows where. She just about threw the plates at Zetsu, Kisame, Tobi, and the newly found severed head of Hidan, who peered down at his food.

"The **** is this mother******* ****, *****!" he yelled. Konan walked up to him and shoved the plate in his face. Pain chuckled. Konan came to him.

"My dear Pain...why the hell are we keeping the Kyubi, may I ask?" she growled. Pain shrugged.

"Well, she had chakra like that of a jonin, she is fairly nice, and we might be able to use her one remaining tail." Pain said. Konan's eyes narrowed, and she walked away to Kyubi.

Kyubi looked up at her. "Hello, Konan-sempai." she said politely. Konan grabbed the ramen and threw it away, then started battering her viciously. "Ow! Konan-sempai! Stop!" Kyubi cried out.

"I! Hate! You! Fox! Why! The! Hell! Couldn't! You! Just! Have! Been! Sealed! Away!" Konan yelled, pronouncing every word with a punch. Tobi ran up to them, and started blocking Konan's blows. "Get out of my way, Madara!" Konan shrieked. Madara shook his head, then removed his mask and looked into her eyes with the Mangekyou Sharingan.

"For the next...hour, you shall watch Yahiko get killed, over and over and over again. Tsukuyomi!" he barked. It was instantanious, but Konan had to watch it for an hour in her mind. She collapsed, shuddering on the ground. Madara picked up Kyubi and replaced his mask. Pain ran up to her, alarmed.

"What the hell did you do, Madara!" he yelled. Madara shrugged.

"I reminded her that I am boss, and that Kyubi is under my protection." he said coolly. He then teleported back to the table and resumed eating. Pain snarled.

"You are lucky you are immortal, Madara, or I would have killed you." he said darkly.

"Tobi doesn't know what you are taking about, leader-sama! Tobi a good boy!" he said happily, like nothing happened. Pain sweatdropped. Sometimes, he didn't know if the true leader was a genius or a psychopath. But he was almost certain he was schitzophrenic. Tobi was eating rather loudly, and exclamiming things like, "Too bad Deidara-sempai isn't here!", or "This curry is great, Konan-sama!" Pain sweatdropped again.

'Definitely a psychopath." he thought.

Another chapter done. Sorry it was short, but this story, unlike True Pain, doesn't get much inspiratation because it is entirely non-canon. So, anyways, do you think I should do a MadaraFemKyubi thing?