Chp.2

BPOV

I woke up at noon, too excited to sleep anymore asides from my splitting headache. I was not going to miss Alice waking up for the world. I decided I should wake Rosalie up, to share the funniest moment of our lives together!

I shook her and said "Rose, wake up!"

She tried to swat me with her hand, but I was one step ahead of her. Thank goodness I took karate for a year. I thought to myself as I grabbed her hand and pinning it behind her back. Making her wake up!

"OUCH! Bella! What the frick are you doing to my arm? Were you sleep fighting again?"

I let go and said "No, I was waking you up so we could experience "The Morning After" together!

Rosalie instanley sat up "Oh my goodness I totally forgot about that!" Then she got an evil grin on her face "Let's go make a smoothie, with "Big Bertha" to wake her up!" Then she began running for the kitchen.

I began chuckling at the memory of "Big Bertha" the indestructible chainsaw blender. It was one of the things that I brought with me when I moved in… a gift from Charlie. Anyways, the first time we tried it, we were just making celebratory drinks! But holy crap, that thing was louder than a chainsaw, we had gotten noise complaints from the neighbours two floors below us, and our ears were ringing for a week! It was the perfect weapon for waking anybody out of bed, in a hurry.

As I came into the kitchen I began grabbing some ingredients for a morning power smoothie. Rosalie was grabbing the ear muffs. It was our safety precaution ever since the first use of "Big Bertha". It actually worked though, making the noise practically obsolete.

"Ok, ready" I asked Rosalie who was getting antsy.

"Oh ya." She replied with the most evil grin on her face.

"3,2,1." I said as my finger slowly headed towards the huge green button.

"GO!" I screamed as my finger pushed the huge button with all my might.

APOV

I was awaken by the most annoying sound in the world…."Big Bertha".

Oh, they didn't I thought to myself as I rubbed my head trying to soothe my aching head.

Crap, another hang over just what I needed. I looked at the clock and it was only 12:15. That's when I heard someone in the bed next to me. I looked over and saw Mike.

With every nerve in my body I let out the most terrified blood curdling scream I could manage.

This cannot be happening.

I ran out of my bed and put on my robe. Stilll screaming while I ran out of my room, into the living room where I saw Bella and Rosalie drinking smoothies wearing ear muffs.

"Mike…Me….How?…..Gross!….."I yelled between sobs

I turned around to see Mike who looked just as confused as I did.

"What happened?" I screamed at Mike.

"Crap Alice, we were drunk I guess." He said while I tried to hold back my vomit I felt rising.

I looked at Bella and Rosalie who had a blank look on their faces.

"Please tell me this did not happen?" I looked at them, hoping they'll say it didn't or that it was a joke. But when I saw Bella hide her face behind her hair. I knew it happened.

"I don't believe you!" I screamed!

"We have proof." Rosalie said holding up her camera.

"What? Seriously?" Mike said This cannot be happening. I just ran for my room. Rosalie and Bella behind me.

"Alice, it's not your fault you were drunk!" said Bella

"Ya totally wasted; you should've seen you guys at the bar! You would've done it there if we didn't take you home! At least no one will know about this except the four of us."

And that was true. I could just forget about the whole thing. Nobody except the four of us would have to know!

With that in mind I felt way better. We all had a huge group hug.

"Hey, I have an idea! Let's have a total girl day! We'll go work out, and then go shopping for a new outfit to wear clubbing tonight" Suggested Rosalie, who then saw my expression "But we don't have to drink."

"Sounds great!" I replied with a sudden new found happiness.

"Let's all be ready in half an hour for the gym!" Bella said enthusiastically.

RPOV

I feel so bad for Alice, but I mean, ugh, Mike Newton!? Oh well, I guess working out will make her feel better! Hopefully me too, my head is killing me. …..What the hell was that? Why did I just hear the door open? Frick, is someone in here?

"Hello? Anybody in here?" I said as I turned the water off and stepped out of the shower wrapped in my towel.

Hmm, no one. Weird. Hold on, HOLY CRAP why the hell is there a hand print on the mirror? That's frigin creepy! That was not there before! Oh wait, probably Bella or Alice trying to freak me out. Cows. But what if our house is haunted?! No, it's definitely Bella or Alice.