Alice Rangers Gakuen Force

Disclaimer: I have horrible grammar conventions, and the original ideas of GA and PR? Well, they're not mine, but I like making funny stories about them.

-start of theme song (make up your own tune to it if you will)-
At first glance, they look normal
Next glance, they have cool powers
Third time, they're superheroes
Red! and Orange! and Yellow! and Purple!
Where's the last color?
-abrupt stop-

"No one likes the theme song, so just stop trying," Hotaru critiqued. She throws the title block in your face.

Episode 3 "The Fifth Ranger"

Somehow during the very long update process, the rangers have made their way to the super secret evil doers lab of complete camouflage...ness. They were faced with the worst villain of them all. Even though they saw him pretty much everyday at school because he... is... their... MATH TEACHER! Cue dramatic music. "Jinno-sensei!" Mikan gasped horrifically, "Or should I say... Jinnor!"

Natsume bonks her on the head, "Stop being stupid Mikan."

Luca holds up his bunny, "We have new, more technical weapons now!"

The camera scans through everyone's new weapon (the producers figured that instruments and flowers aren't the best weapons, especially when they don't know anything about them.) Ruka has his rabbit of absolute doom (of course), Natsume has a cat (of course), Mikan has Mr. Bear (what the? okay sure, of course) and Hotaru has an inventions that morphs into any species of animal that she programmed into it... of course.

Jin-jin laughs maniacally, "And you think you can stop me and take back your fifth member?" He unveiled the fifth Alice Ranger who was on the stage behind him dramatically. The student was in chains with their mouth sealed with duct tape! Oh the torture.

"Not really, but I'll take those answers for the upcoming math test!" Mikan desperately tried.

Natsume hit her on the head again, and stepped forward to speak. "Stop being so idiotic," he said in a manner where he was ashamed of her for even trying. Hotaru thanked him for the 'kind' gesture of taking her place in the disciplinary department regarding Sakura Mikan. "Besides Jinnor, Jin-jin, Jinno or whatever you call yourself whenever no one's looking, you know everyone hates you. So why bother with this taking over the story... oh."

"Hahaha! You now realized my plan? By having the fifth member at my mercy I'll have the story altered so that you four torturous kids were never in this academy! Better yet, in this story!" he laughed some more. "You can't do anything about it either!"

Hotaru pushed a button on her remote control, activating her 'weapon'. "Pigula Version 8.629 go grab those test answers!" she ordered shamelessly.

"Yay Hotaru! I knew you would be considerate and get them for me!" Mikan cried joyously.

As usual, she rejected Mikan's incoming hug as Pigula Version 8.629 swerved for a u-turn, and it hit Mikan in the process. Ruka crashed into the ground to try and catch Mikan, fortunately enough he caught her, but he scrapped his knee. Tearshed. "Owwch," he whined.

"Oh my gosh! Ruka are you okay?" she asked guiltily. Natsume was almost mad enough to burn her hair, but he decided it wouldn't be good to show their weaknesses as a team.

He blushed when she was examining his wounds, "Yeah... I'm fine, thanks."

"Thanks? I should be the one thanking you!" she screamed.

Natsume gave up on the two and walked up to Hotaru, "How long do you think we should ignore Jin-jin while those two do their thing?"

"At least a good ten minutes would do it," the inventor replied while still maneuvering her Pigula Version 8.629.

"Hey, this interval is too long! Stop ignoring me!" the villain shouted impatiently.

Hotaru leaned over towards Natsume, "You blew it." She sighed and took the test answers and waved it around in a triumphant manner, "This would make for a great profit for kids who are brainless."

Jinnor was getting frustrated now. Then he caught the rangers by surprise and pressed an evil looking button of his own! The test answers that Hotaru was holding had a ultra thin battery and almost electrocuted them. "Take that!" he declared victoriously. "Now watch as I explain all of my devilish plans to you step by step and give you time to escape and foil them! Remember that kids, FOIL, the process of which you solve polynomials! First, outer, inner, and last. That's right! Muahaha I have included math in this dialogue!"

"Nooo!" Mikan screamed, "Math is my worst subject because you teach it! Every time I try to answer a question you keep finding a way to give me detentions! And every time, I just barely find a way to narrowly escape them, you meanie!" She pointed at Jinnor with one hand while covering her ear with her other hand.

Meanwhile, Ruka was helping the fifth ranger out of the chains and tape in midst of the chaos aka distraction plan. "Done!" he finished happily.

"Thank you," the rescued student said. That's when a extremely bright light engulfed the room and blinded everyone for a few seconds. The fifth ranger stood up proudly on the stage with their hands on their hips. "Jinnor, I don't know how on Earth you captured me, but these four kids have saved the storyline from being all about math problems and... polynomials... I don't even remember learning about that."

He shook his head and smiled at the fifth ranger, "I have your weapon. You've got nothing fifth ranger."

"Lies!" they said in disbelief while checking in every pocket for their item. Jinnor really did take it amazingly enough.

"I'd figure you would foil my plans at one point, so I took the liberty of 'borrowing' one of your precious possessions for my own personal evil plot," he replied with satisfaction. "Although... I didn't expect you to foil them so soon." Jin-jin reached into his pockets for the said item and pulled it out smiling delightfully. "And here it is!" For about the first two seconds, the room was filled with complete silence. Then for about the next ten minutes it was flooded with absolute pure laughter.

"Ah ha ha hah ha!" Mikan cracked up on the floor, "A carrot? That's the secret weapon you stole from fifth ranger-san? What a joke!"

Even the looted was laughing at Jinnor, "I don't think I had a carrot as a weapon."

"How were my plans foiled again?" Jinnor said dejectedly looking at the lame excuse for a carrot. Then he bit into it; figured it was a good source of beta carotene and vitamin A.

Ruka giggled with his rabbit weapon and pointed at himself. "I did that because I never have enough lines in the actual Gakuen Alice storyline." Bunny boy walked slowly over to the fifth ranger and handed them a pencil and a stack of papers.

"Ehh..." Mikan stuttered, "So who is the fifth ranger?"

Hotaru sighed, "Isn't it obvious?"

"You didn't even know who were going to save?" Natsume inquired reluctantly.

"Of course," Ruka cut in, "It has to be Buta. She's the only person who can change the storyline."

"Then again," Hotaru added, "Buta is only a nickname. If you can understand it a little better Mikan, we're talking about Tachibana Higuchi."

Buta smiled, "The one and only!"

Frozen in shock, Mikan blinked a couple times before... wait, maybe a few more times and then... one moment. Mikan's blinking about 23,583 times!? That's incredible, and at the speed she's blinking, no one seems to care much.

The author finally realized that, "Maybe I shouldn't be a character that actually does something anymore. It doesn't seem to work out very well."

And so because the writer of this FF couldn't come up with a better ending, we finally end our long three episode journey here. Plus, the ending theme song is kind of random... so there's no real point for it now.

The End.

Typer's Note -
Very short ending, but now that you know who the fifth ranger is, there's no point to the story ]=
The series was very unpopular and couldn't receive enough funding, thus, it canceled with a lame ending to boot.
That's probably the screenplay writer's fault O: My bad FF'ers Thus hope I made you laugh once. Till next FF.