Fate

Mini Chat:

Claire: In this chapter, Mikan finds out she's in the Dangerous Abililit's class. How do you feel about that Natsume?

Natsume: What do you think I'm thinking idiot?

Claire: Yes?

Natsume: Me caring for that baka is just like as if we were in a fairytale!!!!

Claire: So you want to be in a fairytale with her?

Natsume: me? With her? Um, do you have a BRAIN? She's an ugly girl!!! Why would I be caught dead with her????

Mikan: Don't be so rude Natsume.

Natsume: sure I'll be rude to her baka.

Mikan: NAAATTTSSSUUUMMMEEEE!!!!

Hotaru: Be nice to the baka Hyuuga, or else…………………………

Ruka: *scratches head uncomfortably*

Sumire: HHHHAAAHHHH!!! Hyuuga-sama called you UGLY Sakura!!!!!

Hotaru: *hits Sumire with baka gun*

Iinchou: Dajebou Shouda-san?

Anna & Nonoko: BURN!!!!!

Jackie: Why do you always put me somewhere in the ending part?

Claire: *grins sheepishly* Heh heh, gomen………..

Jackie: Oh well, I guess its just fate.

Claire: Hey!! That's the title for this chapter!!!

Natsume: We all know baka, its there on the top called "fate" in LETTERS!! We're not blind idiot.

Mikan: Don't be rude Natsume. We all know you have at least some manners. *trips*

Natsume: no, its you with the problem, you keep on showing me your idiotic panties POLKA.

Mikan: PPPPPPEEEERRRRRVVVVVVEEEERRRTTTTT!!!!!

Lets get to the story now ………………

Walking along the cooridors, Mikan and Natsume are trying to find their lovable sensei Narumi.

" I'm tired, lets eat some more of Narumi-sensei's cookies!!" Mikan said.

Natsume merely glanced in her direction, he had to keep his cool in,….or not." Sure come on, we can't keep you from starving.

Beaming a big smile at her so called "boyfriend", they turned back to the classroom.

A sudden shadow crossed the hallway as a man with a black coat and pure white skin crossed their way.

"What do you want Persona?" Natsume snapped.

"Oh nothing Kero Neko, just taking a look at your girlfriend." Persona cooly responded.

" This is Persona? Nice to meet you Persona-sensei!!!!!" Mikan greeted.

"So, are you Mikan Sakura? Owner of the alices of Nullifaction and the Steal,Copy,and Erase?

"I don't know what you're talking about sensei."

Merely smirking, he interjected. " You're in the Dangerous Abilility's class now Sakura. Teach her Natsume?"

" She's not going to be in your filthy class Persona."

"Oh, but she is black cat."

Leaving the couple he smirked.

"Come on, lets go Mikan."

"Yeah, ok."

Entering the classroom, they had disgusted looks cross their faces. Everbody was sweet talking to each other and kissing like there was no end.

Grabbing a bunch of cookies, Mikan stuffed it into her mouth. "Wrant owne Narstumer?" (want one Natsume?)

"No."

Reaching to put in another cookie, he had a sudden urge to bite the cookie she was eating.

CHOMPPP!!!!

"Natsume!!"

"Ohayo minna-san!!!" Narumi enters.

"I see my love potion has worked quite wonderfully!!!"

"Narumi!!!!"

'Uh oh………….' Narumi thought.

"Yes Natsume? Mikan?"

" Give us an antidote for this love potion you idiot!!!!!!!!!" Natsume snarled.

" Natsume! Don't be so rude!!!" Mikan said.

"Eh, well, there isn't an antidote for it yet……………….."

"WWWWWHHHHHAAATTTTTTTT???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mikan and Natsume yelled.

Grabbing Hotaru's new and improved baka gun selling for 100,000 rabbits, Natsume hit Narumi with it vigorously until the gay teacher was dead.

" Natsume!!!! Now look at what you did! You killed the teacher!!!!" Mikan cried showered in blood.

"I did? Uh oh…………….." Natsume thought.

"Lets give a funeral for him."

"Sure……………………."

At the funeral………………

"Narumi-sensei was a really gay teacher, and his tests were stupid because he always did "write a love letter to Narumi-sensei." So let us bow our heads and say a prayer of how stupid and gay he was."

Natsume said.

"Blah,blah,blah,blah, he was gay, blah,blah, he was stupid,blah,blah, I hate him,blah,blah,molester,blah,blah. Amen."

"Let us now join forces and stomp on his grave while breaking his stone." Natsume says.

STOMP! CRACK! BOOM!!

Finding a gun, Hotaru shot the grave stone multiple times before everybody left.

Claire: Sorry if that chapter was kind of mellow and weird.

Natsume: The gay teacher is dead finally!! Thank you!!

Mikan: You do have manners Natsume! *starry eyes*

Hotaru: *records the whole scene* I'll bet nobody has seen Hyuuga saying thank-you's or prayers! This will make me stinking RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruka: Why am I always so nervous?

Jackie: Thank you for putting me in the beginning!! Anyways, nobody know Ruka, nobody knows.

Claire: So Natsume,you have manners heh?

Natsume: So what? At least I'm not a PIG like Polka over there. She was stuffing those horrible snacks into mouth!!!!

Mikan: I am NOT a pig Natsume!!!

Jackie: be nice Natsume, we all know she is.

Everybody: yep,agreed. She is a pig.

Anna & Nonoko: BURN!!!! Why do we keep on saying BURN???????

Iinchou: You're not a PIG Sakura.

Sumire: YES she is!!!!

Koko: yeah, she is a PIG.

Mikan: MOU!!!! I thought you were all my friends!!!!

Everybody:*shrugs*

Mikan: Fine!! I'll be a savage!!! * gets bag and stuffs year-around life supply of food*

Everybody: BYE!

Mikan: *pouts* *runs away and sits in a dark alley*

Claire: Oh well, we're short of one person. Who wants to be Mikan's twin?

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Claire: *turns around to see Mikan practically finishing the year-around storage of food*

Natsume: See? She is a PIG that Polka. I'm surprised she isn't an air balloon by now or even Imai's crazy invention called Pigula.

Everyone: *nods head in agreement* *sweatdrops at Mikan*

Mikan: *pounces at the group* I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grins a happy-go-lucky grin with pure malice dripping in her sugary voice*

Everyone: RRRRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!