Surprise Surprise
Mini Chat:
Claire: Jackie? Are you ever going to put up a story for fanfiction? I mean we've been on here 2 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: *grins sheepishly* yeah, about that……………….
Natsume: Yeah you old HAG!!!! Man, you are slow, I mean come on idiot!!!! Write a story for heaven's sake!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: What did you say? *narrows eyes*
Mikan: Be nice Natsume. She's most likely trying to perfect her story! *nudges Jackie in the ribs* Right? Huh? Am I right?
Hotaru: Is she starting to annoy you? Because I'll gladly use my baka gun on her for a small price. 1000 rabbits please.*gets out cup*
Jackie: Yes she is starting to annoy me but……. I don't go to Gakuen Alice so I don't have any rabbits……….
Iinchou: Don't worry, Imai-san will gladly receive your U.S. money.
Hotaru: *shakes cup*
Anna: This is what we have to deal with everyday.
Nonoko: Yep, so sad. *dramatic effects*
Koko: Your lucky you don't have Mikan annoying you everyday. It gets ugly after a few days if she doesn't eat. *shivers*
Sumire: Sakura is such a PIG! Everyday, she has to eat 10 bowls of rice, 5 bowls of soup, 100 boxes of howalon, 150 plates of sushi, 10 whole fish, and 1000 fluff puffs!!!
Mikan: *pouts* Mou, its not my fault……………….
Narumi: Ohayo Minna-san!! Are you ready for the test of DEATH? *smiles gayishly while wearing an angel costume*
Natsume: What the HECK????? Hows the gay teacher ALIVE???? You IDIOT of a writer!!! Why'd you have to put him in this story ALIVE again????!!!! *shoots deadly glare*
Narumi: Don't worry dear children, you'll only suffer a minimum wage for killing me. *smiles gayishly again*
Everybody: RRRRUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
Lets get to the story now,…. You do NOT want to see the blood,gore, and mayhem!!!
"Ne, Natsume? What are we going to do with Mr. Narumi sensei DEAD?" A brunette questions.
" Don't know, and don't you dare say the gay teacher's name AGAIN………" Natsume dangerously says.
" Mou, he was like an uncle."
" Uncle? What are you? Ill-minded?????!!! You baka!!"
" Hello Mikan, Natsume…… don't you think "uncle" is a little TOO old for me? I mean, I'm only 27 years old, sheesh." Narumi greets.
Slowly turning their heads toward Narumi, they sputter out words." GACK!!! He's ALIVE!!!! Hotaru!!!! Get the baka gun!!!!"
" Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you, I'm just going to let you die a slow death so you'll cry in agony more."Narumi says.
" Better get ready…………"
Going up to his desk, Narumi gets out a HUGE pot and an electric mini-stove and heated it up. Slicing vegetables, and adding some chicken broth, he added a cup of howalons while humming a gay tune.
Rushing up to her best friend, Mikan shook Hotaru out of the love potion's effects.
" Hotaru!! Narumi sensei is going to EAT us!!!!" Mikan screamed.
Raising an eyebrow, the cold girl was about to use her baka gun on her friend until the brunette pointed to his desk.
" Oh, I see,………….. better get out my Baka Bazooka # 1000 out then."
Getting out her invention, Hotaru handed her giant flyswatter she used once on Mikan when she was leaving for this school.
" What am I doing with the flyswatter Hotaru?"
" Quietly go up to the gay teacher, and swatt him with it like when you swatt those pesky flies you usually do when you get irriated. "
"Ok. But I don't want to hurt him,………. I know!!! I'll get Natsume to do it!!!!" Mikan stated as if it was a brilliant plan.
"Very well dummy,………."
"Natsume? Do you want to swatt Narumi sensei with the flyswatter? "
"Hn, idiot,…………….." Natsume replied.
Creeping behind the gay teacher, Natsume swatted Narumi until he saw some blood ooze out.
"Ew, Natsume!!! "
Glancing coldly at the girl, he just walked away.
Emotionless, Hotaru used her baka bazooka on the teacher and got a bag to stuff the teacher in.
" You owe me 100000 rabbits now baka."
"Hotaru!! Can't I just repay you back with the funeral?"
" There is no funeral, we'll let him rot in the sun and let the leeches and such eat his inner organs alive."
" Ew, you're just like Natsume!!"
" Or, you can repay me back with you doing the honors of dragging him outside."
" I'll do that……………………."
Dragging the already dead body, Mikan looked in disgust as his whole body was oozing out blood and you could even see his organs leaking out.
Throwing him out into the deepest and darkest part of the Northern Forest,which happened to be a deep lake, she quickly ran to class.
" I did it Hotaru!!!!"
Glancing up from Ruka massaging her feet while reading a book eating crab brains, she went back to her book.
Squinting her eyes, Mikan read out the title." 100000 ways of how to be a multi-trillionare."
" Is that where you got the blackmailing part?" Mikan asked.
" You know how to read, good for you idiot, and yes."
Heaving a sigh, Mikan glanced at the lovesick Ruka.
"Snap out of it Ruka!!!!" Mikan yelled.
Shaking his head, he looked up at Mikan turning back to his attention to him holding Hotaru's feet. Feeling heat rise up to his cheeks, he quickly let go and was about to sit down.
" You can't sit yet, massage my feet more bunny boy. Or else." Hotaru glared at the blond boy while holding up blackmaill.
" Yes Imai-san……………………….."
Putting a fake smile on, Mikan went back to her seat.
Claire: So Ruka, how do you feel about massaging Hotaru's feet?
Ruka: *blushes bright red* Eh, um…………..
Iinchou: Don't worry about it Nogi, I'm sure she won't make you do that again.
Hotaru: You have to pay me 10000000000 rabbits because you touched my feet.
Natsume: this is really dumb……….. idiot……………..
Mikan: I feel so sorry that we had to kill Narumi sensei again. *eyes well up*
Hotaru: *hits Mikan multiple times*
Narumi: I'm back!!!!! *dances the can can in a dress*
Jackie: *pushes the gay teacher over a cliff above an ocean manifested with sharks,jellyfish, and electirc eels*
Natsume: We killed that gay teacher again,. Doesn't he ever die you baka?
Claire: *scratches head nervously* umm,…….. Not yet no……………..
Natsume: *lights up a palm of fire* Prepare for death then
Mikan: *nullifies* *accidentally steals Natsume's alice*
Koko: Wow, she just stole your alice Natsume!!!
Anna: I wouldn't have done that Mikan-chan.
Nonoko: scary…………
Everybody: *steps away into darkness*
Natsume: Polka!!! What was that for you idiot!!!! * makes Mikan trip over*
Mikan: *pouts* I didn't mean to………….
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Mikan: ………….. Sorry?
Everyone: *pushes Mikan into a dark alley inclosed with vicious dogs*
Jackie: We shouldn't have done that right? I mean, she is the main character in the story.
Natsume: If you want to die hag, die with the idiot.
Jackie: *narrows eyes* don't you dare insult me again.
Claire: Jackie is right, you're only a fictional character, your not really real, your just an anime drawing of a person on a piece of paper.
Natsume: Would you like to die with your friend and that idiot, Einstein?
Claire & Jackie: Nevermind………..
Mikan: HHHHEEEELLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *slowly slips away acting like nothing happened*
Koko: *mindreading*
Iinchou: *rapidly cleans glasses*
Claire: *trying to look like is busy with something*
Jackie: * tries to pretend to figure out a story*
Natsume: * glaring coldly*
Ruka: *blushing*
Hotaru: *counting money*
Anna & Nonoko: *fake gossiping with each other*
Iinchou: Shouldn't we at least try to help Sakura-san?
Everyone: NO!