Whats Going On?
Mini Chat:
Claire: OK!!!! Ohayo everyone!!! This chapter will be when Mikan has to do a mission.
Jackie: *gasp* Wow, I'm SO scared.*sarcastic*
Mikan: Hello!!! I HAVE to do a MISSION??????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if I get killed?????!!!
Natsume: The idiot's going on a MISSION???! Are you just plain DUMB you COW???!!!
Claire: Are you finally going to admit you LOVE Mikan?
Natsume: Me? In love with POLKA?? You're stupid, you should really go to theropy.
Claire: Insult me again and I'll kick you off this story and let her fall in love with,….. Hmm….. Koko!!! And besides, you were defending her, you NEVER do that!
Mikan: ?????? Really???!!!!
Jackie: …………………. Interesting.
Koko: I'm in love with Mikan but I don't want to look like an idiot if she's not in love with me.
Jackie: You're in love with Mikan?
Ruka: ……………. *pets his bunny*
Claire: You're in love with her???
Hotaru: Idiots!!!! Koko's not in love with nose-drip girl!!! He was saying out loud Hyuuga's mind!!! *hits everybody*
Suddenly, the temperature gets hot…………….
Claire: Is the sun closer to us now or something?
Jackie: …………………. I don't think so.
Mikan: I think its Natsume………….. *points middle finger toward the firecaster*
Everybody: *gasps* Mikan!! Don't use such colorful fingering!!!!
Hotaru: BAKA!!!!! Do you not know what the middle finger means??? *shoots Mikan*
Natsume: You are really stupid Polka…………. And don't you ever use that with me again idiot.
Hikaru the Pervert: Hello hot ladies!!!!
Everyone: ………………..
Lets get to the story…………………
" I'm bored, want to do something Hotaru?" A brunette asks.
" Go ask Hyuuga, I'm busy now with my latest invention dummy." Hotaru responded.
"Mou, Natsume will never play with me!!!"
"Entertain yourself with something else!!!"
"Fine, I'm taking a walk!!!"
Leaving the classroom, Hotaru went over to Natsume who was currently getting to the good part in his book.
"Hyuuga, go follow the idiot. I'm getting a bad vibe about her."
"Me? Following Polka? Baka, I'd never do that for you." Natsume snarled.
Whipping out her baka gun, Hotaru glared coldly at the fire caster.
" Don't make me Hyuuga."
"Fine Imai."
Following Mikan, Natsume tried to catch up. 'I'm getting a bad feeling that Persona's nearby………..'thought Natsume.
In the Meantime………………..
" Hello Sakura, how are you doing?" Persona asks.
"Fine, how about you Persona sensei?" Mikan politely asks.
"Fine, come with me if you don't want you class getting hurt."
"Where though?"
" Your going on a mission Sakura."
"Me? On a mission??"
"Yes, on a mission."
"I don't know how to do missions."
"Didn't black cat teach you?"
"No."
" Just listen to my instructions, that's pretty much it."
" Ok,…………… what are the instructions?"
" Go to the boat dock , wait for a ship called the Ireland Faze, get on it, pretend you're a passenger and kill the captain. It could take months to do so, you could even die, just kill the captain."
" Now go."
"Ok…."
Just as Mikan and Persona finished talking, Natsume caught up.
" Where are you going Polka?"
"None of your bussiness Hyuuga, now go." Mikan snapped.
Raising an eyebrow, he saw emptiness in her eyes. Dull and boring, emotionless and plain.
Dissapearing, Natsume watched as the brunette leave.
' That only happens to people when Persona confronts people into going on a mission.' Thought Natsume.
'Dang it!I'm too late!!'
Hurrying back, he went over to the inventor.
"Persona made her go on a mission." Natsume coldly upfronted the raven haired girl.
" Why don't you go and save her? I'm busy counting my money…" Hotaru icily answered.
" Money is more important to you than Polka?"
"Look, I'm busy trying to make a device to track the idiot, if you're worrying so much, you go and save her Hyuuga."
"No way Imai, I'm not doing anything for that baka, she's an ugly girl to begin with and lastly a PIG."
"Fine, let her die, just remember, you're her partner and you're responsible for anything happening to her."
Turning back to her invention, Natsume mentally slapped himself as he went back to his seat.
' I can't catch up with her anymore, she's probably out of here already……….. shoot.'
Meanwhile…………………
" Ireland Faze, prepare for battle." Mikan said.
Entering the ship, Mikan took one last look before heading in.
' Bye Hotaru,Natsume,Ruka-pyon,Sumire,Anna,Nonoko,Koko,Iinchou, Narumi sensei, and grandpa.'
'Farewell………………………………………………..'
Claire: Sorry if this chapter isn't as funny!!
Natsume: None of your chapters were funny you cow.
Claire: That's it!! You are officially kicked out of the story!!!!
Jackie: He's kind of the main character in the story too Claire.
Claire: *big sigh*
Hotaru: Would you like me to shoot him? It costs 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 rabbits.
Everybody: *dumbstrucken*
Hotaru: I knew my intelligence was just too high for you bakas.
Koko: Who was that guy called Hikaru the Pervert? He sounds a lot like Natsume.
Anna and Nonoko: Who was he?
Claire: Lets just say he's a guy who's perverted just like Natsume who happens to be REAL.
Jackie: Yep! It's a nickname for him.
Claire: His name is Por-mmmghpphhh!!
Jackie: Don't say his name!!! He's watching us!!!
Mikan: What did I miss guys?
Natsume: *burns Mikan's hair* BA-KA
Mikan: * runs away screaming*
Hikaru the Pervert: Hi, any hot girls on here?
Everbody: *sweatdrops*
Hikaru the Pervert: Ooh, a bunny!! What's his name?
Ruka: Usagi……………..
Mikan: Really? I thought the bunnie's name was Fluff Puff!! *drools about fluff puffs*
Ruka: ………………………………..
Hikaru the Pervert: Hi Claire-Bear!!
Natsume: Is that your idiotic nickname?
Claire: Apparently yes. *seeths with anger*
Hikaru the Pervert: Oh, there's a hot girl here. Hey brunette, what's your name? *flirts*
Mikan: Mikan Sakura, nice to meet you! *beams big smile*
Everbody: *slaps forehead*
Hikaru the Pervert: Want to take a swing in my convertible cutie?
Mikan: Sure!!!
The temperature starts to heat up…………………
Natsume: *fumes with anger*
Natsume: Don't you dare hit on the baka!!!!!
Hikaru the Pervert: Is she with you ?
Hotaru: *snaps pictures*
Claire: …….. awkward.
Jackie: Definitely………
Natsume: *lights out fire balls*
Natsume starts to throw them at the boy………….
Hikaru the Pervert: *tries to keep self alive from danger making his movements like a ballerina's*
After an Hour Later……….
Natsume dies due to his alice……………………… dun dun…………………..
Hikaru the Pervert makes off with Mikan………………
Hotaru has become a trillionare…………………
Claire is sobbing at the ending…………………..
Jackie is stunned…………………………
Iinchou is saying prayers………………….
Anna and Nonoko are crying………………………..
Koko is bored……………………
Sumire is crying that her precious Hyuuga-sama is dead…………………………..
Natsume: Don't think this is the ending you idiot of a reader!!! The stupid writer is writing it this way!!!! She is such a baka. Everybody here are cows.
Claire: Hey!! I take that offensive!!!!
Everybody: WE ARE NOT COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!