Natsume's a GIRL???
Mini Chat:
Claire: Hi everybody!!! This chapter won't have Mikan in it sadly, she's still going to be in the mini chat!
Natsume: She's not in this chapter? THANK HEAVENS!!! You finally don't put that digusting Polka in a chapter you idiot writer!!!!
Jackie: She's still going to be in the mini chat Kuro Neko. *mocks*
Anna: What a CUTE name for Natsume!!!
Nonoko: It could be his nickname from now on!!!
Claire: That is his nickname for missions or the black cat.
Koko: What is with these girls??? Girls are just plain idiots made of cutesy and sweet digusting things like a lump of foul tasting sugar or the sick Power Puff Girls…………. Don't ask how I know them……..
Hotaru: I've got it all on tape. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *evil glint in eye*
Ruka: You surprise me Natsume………. You really do……. *looks away*
Iinchou: Ahem,……
Mikan: How do you know of the Power Puff Girls Natsume?
Natsume …tch…… Aoi………. *mutters*
Hikaru the Pervert: Who's Aoi?
Natsume: Somebody you can't hit on idot. *unleashes a fire dragon*
Hotaru: The camera's still rolling!!! (unatural eh?)
Jackie: You really are a genius, making big bucks everyday……….
Mikan: Aoi is Natsume's little sister!! *answers like she's a scholar*
Natsume: You really want to die Polka? And don't you give a bit of information about Aoi idiot!! Keep you mouth full of idiocy zipped up baka!!! *snarls*
Hikaru the Pervert: Protective now aren't we?
Natsume: *glares icily*
Hikaru the Pervert: Feisty,……… shall we go to our Sakura Tree Mikan?
Mikan: Sure!!! *happy*
Natsume: To be exact, it's my Sakura Tree you idiot!!! Don't you dare call it yours you skank!!!
Lets get to the story………
' I wonder how Mikan is doing………' Natsume thought. 'I miss her terribly…….wait!! WHAT????!!! Stupid inner conscience!!!!!!' 'Hey, I'm only trying to help you along the road to loving people outer me.' 'If you really miss her, do something to remind you of her until she comes back alive or dead that is………..' 'Stupid!!! Get out of my head you idiot full of nothing!!!!' 'Fine!!!'
" So, my inner conscience wants me to do something drastic eh? Ill give him drastic." Natsume smirked.
At the Classroom………..
" Hey Natsume……….. whoa,. Ok………." Ruka stuttered.
Looking up from her book, Hotaru gasped but quickly hid it.
Sadly, all the other people were still lovey dovey except for the 4 now 3 people.
" Hyuuga, what are you trying to do idiot???? Why are you impersonating the dummy????!!!" Hotaru glared.
" What happened to you?" Ruka nervously asked.
Now, you're probably thinking,'whats going on????' Well, I'll tell you fellow readers. What Hotaru and Ruka were gaping about is that Natsume was dressed like Mikan. A foolish grin rested on his mouth, his unruly messy raven hair was tied into pigtails. He was even wearing a GIRLS' uniform!!!!!!
" Ohayo minna-san!!!!" Natsume greeted happily.
" Ohayo Natsume?" Our animal loving friend questioned.
" I see you're an idiot now Hyuuga, to think a genius is turned into a dumb person…….." Hotaru stated harshly.
" I'm Mikan guys!!!" Natsume beamed.
" Lets go eat some howalons, no, FLUFF PUFFS!!!!!!!!!"
" So,….. Hyuuga is the baka now…… interesting." Hotaru said.
"Better video tape it……"
"Natsume? Uh,…. Um…… you're starting to act kind of weird…….." Ruka blushed.
" Lets go to Central Town now!!!! I want to get some candy before they sell out!!!!"
" This will make me a lot of cha ching."
" I'm so confused………………………"
At Central Town………..
" Yum!!!! Have one guys!!!!" Natsume laughed.
Stuffing a bunch into Ruka's and Hotaru's mouth, he made them eat it,…… or else……………………..
Grabbing a whole large box of the sweet candies, Natsume single-handly dumped the box of the sweets into his mouth.
' This is really a waste………………………..' Natsume thought,………….. 'but it's for Mikan's sake.'
" Lets go buy some dresses Hotaru!!!!"
Emotionless, the inventor momentarily blinked at him before shooting him.
" I don't do dresses with boys idiot."
" Mou!! Hotaru's a meanie!!!!"
Crestfallen, Hotaru and Ruka jaw open stared at the fire a plan in her mind, Hotaru grinned evilly.
" Sure "Mikan", lets go try out some dresses."
Video taping the whole thing, Hotaru lead him into a shop.
" Try this on Mikan." Hotaru gave to Natsume. The dress was a crimson spaghetti strapped dress with a golden sash. It was knee length and and ambers swirled around the top.
" Ok,……….." Natsume said. 'This is not worth it……….'
Changing, Natsume thought, 'Geesh, how do girls stand such uncomfortable things??!!'
Recording Natsume modeling it out, Hotaru laughed maniacally.
" Beautiful "Mikan" you should really buy it, I'll even buyit for you!!!"
"Gee, I don't know…….."
Snatching the dress, Hotaru quickly paid for it.
" Since it's a gift "Mikan," wear it on the next dance ok?" Hotaru said.
" Uh,………. Yeah….. sure." Natsume hatingly eyed the dress.
"Oh!!! Also, wear these high heels I bought for you too on the next dance!!!" Hotaru grinned.
The shoes were crimson with a ribbon tied neatly on the side to match the dress.
" Don't you think this is a little TOO much Hotaru?" Natsume bubbling in fury asked.
"Nope!"
"Lets go now!!!!!" Natsume happily pretended.
' Oh, I'll make sure you'll enjoy the next dance Hyuuga, you'll really pay………' Hotaru synically thought.
Claire: So, how do you feel about being Mikan Natsume?
Natsume: You dumb writer!!!! Don't you dare make that the next chapter!!!! I will kill you if you do!!!!! *flames emerge*
Iinchou: Please don't fight!!!!
Hotaru: Stop being a pussycat Tobita!!! Let them fight it out. *films scene*
Ruka: This is dangerous Natsume, please, can we stop with the fighting? You have to control your anger issues.
Natsume: Fine,………………….. *glares coldly*
Jackie: No need to be angry Natsume, I admit you have anger issues, but please, if you want to fight it out, fight it out with Mr. Bear. *answers calmly*
Everybody: *GASP!!!!!!!!* That bear is EVIL!!!!!! EVIL I tell you!!!!!
Natsume: I'll go fight it out with the stupid bear then.
Mikan: Please don't Natsume!!!! Kaname-senpai is going to be sad!!!! *bursts out in crying*
Hotaru: You're really simple-minded huh?
Anna & Nonoko: Was she dropped on the head when she was a baby or something? She's so DENSE.
Everybody: I agree with you on that.
Koko: Mikan is a big crybaby, no wonder she still doesn't have a boyfriend.
Mikan: *pouts* NATSUME!!!!!!!!
Claire: Natsume doesn't have a girlfriend either, so you two are the perfect couple!!!!
Sumire: I'm the perfect girl for Natsume, not the PIG!!!!!!
Natsume: ……. *cricket* *cricket* *cricket* ………….
Jackie: He really took my advice seriously huh?
Everyone: We guess. *shrugs*
An Hour later……….
Natsume: The stupid bear is still alive idiots. *smirks*
Mr. Bear: ……… *eyes shine evilly*
Everyone: Uh oh,………. RUNNN!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Bear: *knocks out everybody*
Natsume: Good bear……… *pats head* Too bad I have to kill you. *yanks off head and legs, rips off eyes and nose*
Kaname: Did you guys happen to see Mr. Bear??? *looks around* Oh dear………
Everybody: You're back from the hospital????!!! *plays ring around the rosy*
Kaname: *spots Mr. Bear shriveled into pieces*
Hotaru: Hyuuga did it. *smirks while taping film*
Kaname: *fire seen in eyes* * murderously looks at Natsume* Prepare for death then!!!!!!
Natsume: *miracously killed by the frail yet weak middle-schooler*
Everybody: ……….. YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: *starts partying*
Natsume: I'm not dead BA-KAS. I'm not going to die yet.
Narumi: *quietly creeps up Natsume with knife in hand*
Hotaru: *shoots Narumi with baka bazooka*
Iinchou: He just doesn't die yet does he?
Claire: Nope, not yet, I needed somebody to be the zombie or dead person that gets killed over and over again in the story.
Jackie: Life is a sick, sick place.
Narumi: *falls off cliff*
Everybody: How do those cliffs keep on appearing?
Hotaru: By me……….
Hikaru the Pervert: Was that teacher a gay?
Everybody: YES!!!!!!
Hikaru the Pervert: Oh,………