Life Is Full of Disappointments
Mini Chat:
Claire: Konichiwa Minna-san!!!
Natsume: Oi baka, you're busting my ear drums you pathetic writer!!! *smirks*
Claire: *frowns* I can always type in the story of how you got killed by and won't be appearing in any more of my stories. *sticks tongue*
Jackie: If I was you Natsume, I would rather be embarrassed more than getting killed. *calm*
Hikaru the Pervert: Hey Jackie-chan!!!!
Natsume: To think, every girl I ever meet has an ugly nickname and are even UGLY BAKAS.
Claire & Jackie & Anna & Nonoko & Sumire & Mikan (excluding Hotaru): HEEYYY!!!! TAKE THAT BACK NATSUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *yells in fury while eyes full of fire and rage*
Natsume: Besides, I am going to die sooner or later on one of my missions due to my Alice idiots!!!!!!! *glares coldly*
Hotaru: This is perfect, money and I will win the Oscar Nominies for most outrageous blackmail!!!!! *stars in eyes* Just think, I'll get even more money if I win and publish it!!!!!
Iinchou: …….
Ruka: *pats bunny*
Everyone: *cricket*….. *cricket* …. *cricket*........................
Hotaru: You here all don't have my intellect, even Hyuuga or Tobita here. *glares icily*
Anna: I think I should bake some cookies now.
Nonoko: I think I should study the periodic table now. *leaves with Anna*
Everyone (excluding Natsume & Hotaru) : It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all………………….
Hotaru & Natsume: Why were we born in the same year as these idiots???!!! You're all so stupid for our kind.
Everyone: …………………………… it's a small world after all! It's a small world after all…………………………..
Natsume: ……………. *throws fire balls at the rest*
Hotaru: *shoots baka gun at the rest*
Lets get to the story now…………..
' I wonder how everybodys doing ?' Mikan thought wearily.
Practically unconscious from trying to kill the captain, Mikan soon fell asleep.
Meanwhile……………………………..
" I'm surprised the stupid potion could last so long…………. They're all like hippies now, smoking pot…………….." Hotaru mindlessly replied.
" Usagi, want a carrot?" Ruka asked his pet.
Nodding its head, it hopped toward the blond boy and quickly ate the food.
" This is no time to feed your wife carrots bunny boy." Hotaru coldly glared.
" Ruka-pyon?!! Come eat my udon with me!!!" Natsume merrily smiled.
" ……………………………….. uh, um,… " "Eat with me Ruka, or else…………………….." Natsume harshly interrupted.
" Oh, ok…….. Natsu- …..Sakura-chan." Ruka nervously sat.
" Great!!! Aren't we the best of friends????"
" Sure Sakura,………. I guess…………………"
" Stop the blabbering you bakas. Don't you even worry about the dummy?" Hotaru emotionlessly asked.
" Ahem, I'm Mikan Hotaru…………….."
" Oh boy,………… help me please!!!!!"
" You're no Mikan Sakura, she's been my best friend for a long time and you are not at all acting like her Hyuuga."
" Mou, Ruka-pyon, Hotaru is being a big meanie." Natsume cried out. (MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
" Oh saint, help me in this unatural crisis!!!! Please!!!!"
" You're no help Nogi, saying prayers to the ceiling is not going to do any good in this situation blondy-boy."
' I wonder where you are Polka, it's been pretty rough without your doofy,idiotic, smile smiling at everybody all the time.' Natsume thought. ' When are you coming back, when??????'
" I really miss that baka, even though she's a klutz, I got to admit that the idiot is a good friend." Hotaru concerningly said.
" Yeah, I agree Hotaru." Ruka responded.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY NOGI??????!!!!!!!! " Hotaru screamed.
" I TOLD YOU YOU CAN 'T SAY MY FIRST NAME YOU DIMWIT,MOTHER'S BOY, AND BUNNY BOY!!!!!!"
Huddling in a small corner, Ruka was shaking furiously while Natsume just sweatdropped.
' You better come back idiot.'
" I'm going to do self-suicide if the Baka isn't going to come back in a month!!!!!!"
"WWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTTTT???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Claire: Heh heh heh, who do you think it is saying the self suicide?
Hotaru: Most likely its Hyuuga. *video tapes*
Ruka: People are just so cruel these days.
Natsume & Hikaru the Pervert: Yes I am COOL.
Natsume: *flames appear* You are an idiot for saying that you skank!!!!!
Mikan: Calm down Natsume. *eats cookies*
Jackie: Hikaru said cruel, not COOL, which I am.
Hikaru the Pervert: You aren't cool Jackie-chan, you really stink.
Natsume & Hikaru the Pervert & Jackie: WHOSE THE COOLEST CLAIRE????????!!!!!! *ready to attack*
Claire: *huddles in dark room while pointing at the animal lover* Ruka's deciding, not me.
Ruka: Uh, oh………………….. *stares unconsciously*
Hotaru: This is stupid, you all know I'm the coolest right?
Everybody: NO!!!!!!
Hotaru: I knew you'd say that, prepare for death then. *whips out Baka Bazooka Killer # 100*
Everybody: RRRRRUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: *BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!*
Anna: I've made the cookies!!! Want one anybody? *suddenly pops out*
Nonoko: I've remembered the periodic table!!!!! Want me to recite it to any of you? *grins*
Everybody: *sweatdrops*
Anna & Nonoko: HHMPFF!!!! You don't have to be so rude!!!!
Anna: I'll listen to you recite the periodic table Nonoko!!!! *pouts*
Nonoko: And I'll have some of your cookies Anna!! *leaves room*
Hikaru the Pervert: Any hot ladies?
Hotaru: *BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!*
Everybody: OUCH Hikaru!
Natsume: This is pointless you idiots.
Mikan: IDIOTS, I-D-I-E-T-Z, IDIOTS. *grins happily at how smart she think she is*
Hotaru: This is for you who apparently can't spell IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Hikaru the Pervert: Even I know how to spell IDIOTS and I'm at a 3rd grade level in spelling and reading, I am in 5th grade though. IDIOTS, E-T-E-A-T-Z,IDIOTS.
Natsume: Boy, you better work on your spelling IDIOTS!!!! *surrounds Mikan and Hikaru with fire*
Mikan: *whimpers*
Hikaru the Pervert: …………………
Natsume: How you really spell IDIOTS is, IDIOTS, I-D-I-O-D-Z,IDIOT.
Claire: Who knew all of them were that bad at spelling?
Jackie: I agree with you on that one Claire, they're real IDIOTS.
Hotaru: *BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!* *videotapes Mikan,Hikaru, and Natsume spelling it wrong*
Hotaru: IDIOTS, I-D-I-O-T-S, IDIOTS.
Iinchou: Is that right?
Claire & Jackie: YYYAAAYYY HOTARU GOT IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Hotaru: *CLICK CLICK……….*
Everyone: UH OH………. RRRUUUUNNNNN!!! MAYDAY!!!! MAYDAY!!!!!!
Hotaru: I specifacally told you idiots to stop calling me my first name. And now, you will pay. *BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*