Desperate
Mini Chat:
Claire: Hiya everyone!!! This chapter is when everybody's going to lose it with out Mikan.
Natsume: Why would we go crazy without the idiot?
Mikan: Mou, Natsume's being a meanie!!!!
Jackie: *pushes Mikan to kiss Natsume* dun… dun… dun….!!!!
Hotaru: Excellent!!! I've got it all on tape!!!! *evil glint crosses face*
Anna: Natsume has the hots for Mikan!!!!!
Nonoko: Its like a romance novel!!!!
Natsume: BA-KAS, do you want to die? *glares*
Hikaru the Pervert: Mikan, want me to make-out with you?
Mikan: You mean with makeup? You're going to change me with makeup? *dense*
Hotaru: Yeah, sure…………………. *videotapes*
Iinchou: eh Sakura,……………….
Ruka: You shouldn't trust him Sakura-san,……………………..
Natsume: *burns with jealousy* Hikaru you skank!!! Stop messing around with Polka!!!!!!
Jackie: And so the fairytale comes true.
Claire: Natsume is such a romance fantic…… isn't he?
Everybody: Yep………………..
Natsume: Die idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikan: What did he mean by make out?
Claire: He wants to kiss you……. A lot…………… plenty…………. A ton………….. a thousand times……….. a
Everybody: WE GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikan: Really? *doofy*
Natsume: *slaps forehead* Take Polka, she's not worth much,…….. she's worth 1/1000000000 rabbits.
Jackie: Yes she is……………..
Claire: Isn't that about like……. 0.00000000000001?
Hotaru: Yes that is, I underestimated you.
Claire: *laughs weirdly* heh heh,………. Well MVMS is a really amazing school.
Jackie: BMMS is too, except we don't have the ping pong table, and volley tennis courts, or the rock climbing walls you guys get there at MVMS. We are more fortunate though, we only have to run a mile once a week.
Claire: We have to run every day, a lap around the track once on Mondays ,Tuesdays, and Thursdays, while we run more than a mile on Wednesdays and Fridays. *cries*
Iinchou: Its ok,……… harsh treatment though…. *mumbles quietly*
Natsume: Stop comforting your girlfriend president of the bakas!!!
Claire: * eyes covered by bangs murderously* Take that back or I will kill somebody in this story…………….
Iinchou: Heh, heh…………..
Everybody: *sweatdrops*
Natsume: Looks like the boy is a girl, and the girl is a boy. *smirks*
Iinchou: I am not a girl!!!!
Ruka: what a twist………….
Lets get to the story now………………….
' I want to come back to everybody,….. I just have to kill the captain………..' Mikan thought. ' I was very close in doing so, until a dang fat waitress almost killed me with one of her high heels and blocked me.'
Meanwhile………..
" Stop flirting with your boyfriend Hyuuga." Hotaru coldly answered.
" Ruka-pyon is not my boyfriend, he's just a friend, right Ruka-pyon?" Natsume innocently questioned.
" Eh, um….. well………………….." Ruka stuttered nervously.
" Stop talking!!! I'm fixing my invention!!!!" Hotaru glared.
" Okay Hotaru!"
"Yeah, ok Imai-san."
" I'm going to kill myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hotaru blurted out.
Natsume dropped his jaw as Ruka stared absentmindly.
"Why?"
" I can't stand living if that dummy isn't here!!! Her big dopey smile always cheers me up whenever I feel down………. Don't you dare ask why if you want to die."
" Is that why you're always so cranky when she left?"
" I repeat, I'm going to kill you if you ask me Hyuuga."
" Why's Hotaru always such a big meanie?"
" Natsume,………… I really think you should sto- mmmpphhggg!!!!!" Ruka started interrupted by a mild-tempered Natsume stuffing a whole lot of sushi into his throat causing him to choke to death.
" What were you saying Ruka-pyon?" Natsume sweetly asked.
Staring at Ruka's body, Hotaru and him stared a little longer before doing something drastic.
" Poke, poke, poke, poke…….."
" He's dead thanks to you, he was my perfect blackmail-victim and you just had to wash away my glory!!!!!" Hotaru icily spat.
" Lets have a funeral for him shall we Hotaru?"
" Stop it this once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
At the Funeral……………………..
"He was a good friend that Ruka-pyon, always so nice to me when I'm acting so stupid and idiotic,……….." Natsume stated.
" He was a good blackmail-victim until Hyuuga here impersonating Mikan KILLED him!!!" Hotaru coldly threw daggers at the fire-caster.
" Why do the good die young??????!!! Couldn't you have taken this imposter here instead of that bunny boy???!!! I mean look at Hyuuga!!! For heaven's sake!!! Look at him!! He's wearing a girls' uniform and PIGTAILS with a stupid idiotic smirk/smile more suited for the dummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" I take that as an insult Hotaru." Natsume grinned happily.
" He's a stupid ugly idiot now!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly a golden light appeared from the stormy clouds.
" Dear Hotaru, Natsum- Mikan……. Please know that I could've took Natsume but…….. he made me do it!!!!!!" A fatherly god-like voice said finishing it off with an accusing hint in his voice.
" Heh, even God lies sometimes…… interesting……" Hotaru grinned videotaping the whole thing.
" …………………. He looks like a cloud!!!!" Natsume stared.
" ………………….. good for you…………….."
Claire: Hah!!! Natsume's acting much more foolish than he really was supposed to be!!!! *grins evilly*
Jackie: I admire how you can somehow record everything all the time for money Hotaru.
Hotaru: I've got it all on tape baby!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *foul plan lurks in brain*
Natsume: Do you want to die IDIOT????!!!!! *flame appearing*
Claire: *astonished* Why of course not Natsume!!!!
Hikaru the Pervert: Man!! Even if I tell a lie to Mikan, she still doesn't let me kiss her!!! *groans in utmost annoyance*
Everybody: so she isn't as dense as she looks,…………. Interesting……………………
Mikan: Hey everybody!!! Narumi-sensei just said hi to me a while ago!!!
Hotaru: Baka, you could have pushed him off a cliff you know.
Mikan: He does look a little stiff.
Natsume: A blond gay can never die….. annoying…..
Narumi: I want your…… (now you're probably thinking that he wants to eat their brains right? WRONG!!!!) I'll have a mega foot long chili cheese hot dog with a large fountain drink and a bag of potato chips please!
Anna: Here sensei!!!!
Narumi: Why thank you Anna,…. YUM!!!!! *farts repeatedly*
Jackie: I'm guessing this is his plan, trying to kill us with nauseating gaseous fumes! EEEWWWW!!!!! *dazed but disgusted look*
Hotaru: Good thing I updated my baka bazooka!!! *shoots at gay teacher forcefully*
Narumi: *falls off another cliff*
Everybody: He just doesn't seem to die huh?
Hikaru the Pervert: Want me to make-out with you? I'll make you look extra pretty!!!! *grins evilly*
Natsume: *lights fire on Hikaru's clothes*
Hotaru: *shoots Hikaru harshly many times*
Hikaru the Pervert: *falls off cliff invested with snapping crocodiles, dangerous sharks, and electrifying eels*
Jackie: Wow, he's dead…….. WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: He's actually dead. Pory-mmmghhpphh!!!! *gagged by Jackie's hand*
Jackie: he's watching us from there, don't say his name. *points to ground*
Natsume: He dies finally, in 3 three chapters,… amusing…….
Mikan: WWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! Narumi-sensei, Ruka-pyon, and Hikaru all died on the same day!!!!! WHY???!!!!! *cries waterfall tears*
Everybody: Why do they die? Will one of us die next? *looks expectantly*
Claire: *mischievous smile* Who knows, who knows………………… MMMWWWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: *sweatdrops*
Iinchou: Was this supposed to be made into a tragedy?
Claire: Who knows, who knows…………………………….