Shocker!!!

Mini Chat:

Claire: Gomen ne minna!!! Sorry I haven't updated in such a long time!!! 

Natsume: ………. Who'd read this stupid story anyways? I mean, look you idiot, don't take it personally but….. the story is pathetic. You've only gotten 6 reviews, and this is going to be your 9th chapter. Your story isn't very appealing at all baka. *smirks*

Mikan: Its not her fault!!! These days, viewers are very picky!! Right? Huh? Am I right??!! *grins stupidly* *jabs elbows in Claire's ribs*

Claire: ……. *rubs temples* Can,…. You…. Please….. shut…. The heck,………. Up???!!!

Hotaru: She's annoying you huh? She's not the most intelligent human,but I can use 10000 rabbits if you want me to shoot the dummy.

Mikan: Why are you all so mean!!! *pouts*

Natsume: ….. I'll get the stupid bear………. Heheh. * smirks mischievously*

Koko: I really have nothing to say……. Sadly.

Anna: I'll go make cookies for the 9th chapter!!!!!!!

Nonoko: Great idea!!! I'll go mix up some potions!!!

Mr. Bear: *evil gleam in eyes*

Sumire: Since when did that hideous looking stuffed bear get here??!!!! *insults snootily*

Iinchou: To be accurate,… it's MR. BEAR …………… uh oh.

Jackie: hello? It's,…. the BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody: *shrieks* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Bear: *beats up everybody*

Claire: Please wait momentarily for everybody to get out of the hospital.

Koko: Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!! I just drank a whole gallon of saltwater!!!!!!!!

Everbody: *sweatdrops*

Hotaru: You're going to DIE. Idiot.

Mikan: Don't leave me please Mind reader kun!!!!!!!!!!!

Natsume: BA-KA.

Koko: *eventually throws up*

Gaping, Hotaru, Natsume, and Ruka all stare.

"Poke- poke." The inventor says.

"We have to get Sakura to the hospital QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!! " The animal lover exclaimed.

" …………. How are we going to lift up such a big pig who happens to be wearing Polka-dots?" The fire-caster coldly questions.

" We'll use my newest invention."

" Go on."

" It's specifically made for over-weight people,……… its called,……….. the Jumbo-Mega-Pigular stretcher."

" Did you especially make it for the cow?"

" …….. lets not talk about it. "

" Go on."

Putting her cap on, and grabbing a pointer stick, Hotaru explains.

" Mainly, the Jumbo-Mega- Pigular stretcher is for overweight people. You basically aim this little capsule directly at the victim,….. who'll have to suffer great damage at the great impact of the object. Then,… eventually due to the weight of the person, the stretcher calculates the weight,…. And builds itself a sturdy base so you don't cause any more harm to that,…… Fat pig who clogged his/her's arteries with junk food. Then,… wings will appear on the side and rush the person to aid. Thank you." Giving a bow, the blackmailer glared at the two.

" Wow, Imai,…….. that is really………………. Technical of you……………" Ruka stuttered.

" Lets get this over with already,. While you were blabbering,…. The idiot already stained half her blood out." Natsume icily spat.

" Why must the good die young????!!!!!!!" The blond boy yelled.

" Shush Nogi,……. Lets get it over with."

Poof!!! Hitting the unconscious brunette with a great force and impact, a stretcher magically appeared. Wings appearing, it quickly rushed out of the room.

" I doubted it would work………… but it did."

" Don't underestimate me or my inventions!!!!!!!!!!

" Lets go already!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rushing to the hospital,….. the three entered noisily searching for their friend.

" Where the heck is she?????????!!!! There's not even a recepsionist in sight!!!!!" Natsume glare.

" Time to test out another one of my inventions. Behold!!! The Baka-detector!!! Basically what this does is that- mmmggpphhh!!!! Hyuuga!!!!" Hotaru coldly muffled.

" No need for explanations Imai,…. Just find the baka!!!!!!!!"

Finally finding a room,……. The three stared. Inside was Mikan heavily asleep while a doctor abused her!!!!!!!!!!! (hah hah,…. Just kidding,… I only wanted a dramatic effect!!! ) Really,… Mikan was heavily asleep while a doctor was magically healing her wounds.

" May we come in Dr………. Stupidhead? Or Dr. Arrogant Jerk? Or Dr. Abuser?" Natsume spat.

" He's sorry for saying that,…. Just a little hot-headed this three-year old who happens to be in a 10 year old body Hyuuga." Hotaru smirked evilly.

" May we come in Dr….. umm,…. Dr.? Ruka nervously asked.

" Of course." Dr. Who knows replied.

Sitting patiently on the couches,…. They stared for hours until the brunette woke up.

" Ughh,…. Huh?Guys? Is that really you???!!!" Mikan suddenly wakes.

Claire: There!!! Done!!! Sorry if it wasn't any good!!! *grins sheepishly*

Natsume: None of your chapters are any good!!!

Mikan: I live!!!! Yay!!!!! *smiles idiotically*

Koko: I don't feel so well.

Anna: I'm back!!!! With the cookies too!!!!

Nonoko: I'm back too!!!!!

Koko: I'm going to die!!!!!

Jackie:That's what you get for being stupid.

Claire: I'm sorry for being so cruel Kokoroyomi.

Koko: *barfs*

Everyone: EEEWWW!!!

Claire: We'll have to rush him to the hopital.

Koko: Yee-yon Yee-yon!!! *acts like ambulance* *laughs like a lunatic*

Mikan: Are you ok?

Jackie: Why did you drink salt water? Specifically why did you even drink a whole GALLON of salt water??? *narrows eyes suspiciously*

Sumire: Lets just say I got mad at him.

Koko: *barfs out seeweed and crabs*

Hotaru: *picks up crabs*

Jackie: Why are you doing that? It has Koko's BARF on it. *shivers with disgust*

Hotaru: Do you mind? I'm going to wash off his baka germs and then wash it over with saltwater then let it boil and add some seasoning to it and mustard, and ketchup, and mayonise, and barbeque sauce, and then eat it. *pours saltwater over puke-infested crabs

Mikan: Huh?

Claire: You never were very smart. *nods head in dissapointment*

Natsume: Imai? You're seriously going to eat the crab? Digusting!!!! You sicken me you Blackmailer of a Bastard.

Hotaru: What did you say???!!!! *pulls out baka cannon*

Anna: A little help here? Koko is already chowing down on the barf-infested cookies I made that were made to stay CLEAN!!!!

Nonoko: EEEWWW!!!

Mikan: I'll eat some!!!! *smiles dumbly*

Narumi & Hikaru the Pervert: We're back!!! *walks gayishly*

Natsume: *burns hair and flicks his finger on their heads*

Hotaru: *presses remote-control that makes cliffs appear*

Narumi & Hikaru the Pervert: Oohh!!! Cookies!!! We'll have some!!! *munching*

Hotaru: Adieu to you and you!!!!! *shoots baka bazooka*

Narumi & Hikaru the Pervert: *falls off cliff* THUUUDDD!!!

Iinchou: Koko is going to die soon without your help!!!

Everyone: *stares with disgust at the floor*

Hotaru: Sayonara…. Bakas……………..

Koko: *barfs*

Everyone: *blinks while covered in puke* RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna & Nonoko: A little help here???!!! *helpless looks*

Natsume: Deal with it hags!!!!!