Hysterical Moments
Mini Chat:
Claire: Ohayo minna!!! I've improved in Japanese, thankfully!
Natsume: Stupid……………. You aren't very fluent in it.
Mikan: She's better than that!!! Right??? Huh???? *jabs elbow in Claire's ribs*
Hotaru: Will you ever stop being a baka nose-drip girl? *whips out the infamous baka gun*
Jackie: I second to that beautiful speech you gave Hota- ughhh,…. Imai-san!!!! *shudders while the ice queen menacingly glares*
Natsume: That was a speech? What a stupid one for a group of idiot girls.
Claire: Short yet sweet,….. I third that Hotaru!!! *stars in eyes*
Natsume: That FREAK is your role model for you? Phhhht!! What an idiotic choice.
Mikan: Hotaru!!!! I love you too Hotaru!!!!! I can't manage to speak!!!
Natsume & Hotaru: Good, and keep it that way baka. *glarefest is risen between the two geniuses*
Ruka: Why is Persona-sensei here?
Persona: Hello, MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: Minna, I'd like you to meet Persona, a warm welcome for the newcomer please!!!!
Natsume: The other gay is here? EW! Get your ugly face out!
Claire: Natsume…………………. Shut the heck up with those stupid idiotic rude insults of your stupid full of pride brainless nasty cold self UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: Easy there on all those words Claire,….. its just like CUSSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shrieks in horror*
Anna: Hey!!! How are you guys doing?
Nonoko: What are you doing?
Claire: Anyways,… I'd like an applause for Persona,….. NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glares threatenly*
Everybody: *loud applause fills air*
Persona : I am deeply honored to make your life much more sufferable. *bows*
Claire: A round of applause now for him.
Everybody: cricket…….. cricket………..
Claire: I said NOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Or I will personally make Persona literally kill you!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: *deafening applause appears*
Persona: Thank you…….. heh heh
Natsume: This doesn't mean I'm doing everything you say.
Jackie: Sure……….
Shock fills the air as our happy brunette wakes up.
" You're up dummy." Hotaru said.
" Sakura-san, are you alright?" Ruka asked with concern.
" So sad, the loud-mouthed pig is finally awake. Just when it wasn't so loud." Natsume teasingly answers.
" AWWW!!! You guys!!! I missed you!!!!" Mikan cheerily grins.
BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Itai, mou,…. Why'd you hit me Hotaru ne?"
" That's what you get for making worried idiot."
" Oh….. well….. anyways, why don't we all have a sleepover at my dorm tonight!!!!"
" Alright,…. Expecting me to attend to the sleepover is 1000 rabbits. Since you're me idiotic friend who just suffered trauma,…. Its for free………"
"Alright!!!!! Why don't we get ready ne?"
"Don't make me shoot you again. Stop being so annoying or I will ask for a payment of all the rabbits you have."
" Mou,…. Alright."
"Ne Natsume, Ruka-pyon,…. Why don't you guys come over? It'll be fun!!!"
"Sure Sakura!!!"
"Hn."
"Alright!!! Its settled!!! I'll ask Hotaru, Natsume, Ruka-pyon, Misaki-senpai, Tsubasa-senpai, Narumi-sensei, Anna, Nonoko, Iinchou, Permy, Mochu, Mind reader-kun, and Persona-sensei."
"That's a lot of people baka. Are you sure you can fit everybody in your one-star room?"
"Actually, good question. But yes, I can fit everybody in because I am now officially promoted as a special-star!!!" Mikan grinned happily.
" How did that happen Polka?"
" I have another alice duh!!! It's all due to the new alice!! They say that alice is really rare and powerful,… so here I am,… telling you, that I'm a special-star!!!!
Silence hung in the air. Mouths gaping open wide, the trio just stood there, frozen.
" Anyways, I'm going to prepare for it!!! Ja ne!!!!
Finally, it was night. Voices were heard in a room as they all were playing games.
" Ne, Natsume. Why aren't you joining in on the fun?" A brunette questioned.
Merely glancing at the girl's presence, he pointed toward a direction.
" Him, that's who. Evil gay, I can't believe you actually invited TWO gays." The raven commented icily.
"Oh,…. Ok. Anyways, we're playing spin the bottle!!!"
" Tch, what a stupid game for a bunch of losers."
Leaning in toward the boy, Mikan merely glared at him while pulling her bottom eyelid down and sticking her tongue out. Stomping furiously toward a group, the brunette once again looked at the boy.
" Okay!! Lets begin."
Grabbing the empty bottle, Mikan spun it quickly to see who the lucky victim was.
And it landed on……………………………. PERSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We all know you're little secret Persona-sensei, you're gay. So what do you expect from gays? I'm telling you what you're supposed to do in this trivial matter , bub. You have to confess your feelings to Narumi-sensei and then KISS him." Mikan stated evilly while the blackmail queen patted the girl's back in nods of approval.
"What? Me? Gay? Confessing how I feel toward that GAY???!!! Kiss? You don't mean KISSU, do you?" Persona said surprised on how an innocent girl could turn into such a meanie.
" I can't believe somebody this innocent looking is expecting, or should I say demanding me to kiss a GUY!!!!!!!!!!!" Koko said telling the group what the scary DA teacher thought.
" Hehe, oh well,…. Too bad. My gain, your loss. And yes, I mean KISSU." Mikan evilly stated.
Ears perked up, a certain flame caster overheard the conversation.
' Interesting,…. A gay kissing a gay…….. this might be worth it after all.' Natsume thought.
"Do it, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!" Hotaru demanded holding her trusty video camera.
" I beg to differ this catastrophe!!! Sure, I may be gay and such, but still, I would never kiss that low life of a gay!!!!!" Persona continuously answered.
"HAH!!!! I knew it!!! He admitted that he is actually GAY!!!!!!" Mikan shouted.
"Mou, Persona is such a meanie head!!!" Narumi cried out.
"Huh, Lovers' Quarrel." Mikan simply said.
Everybody sweatdropped.
" Do the command, NOOWWW!!! Before I shoot you with my baka bazooka!!!" Hotaru reminded.
"All right, sheesh. Live a little will you kid? Okay. Narumi, I loved you since the day I met you. It was love at first sight. I even got a nosebleed just from staring at you. There. All done."Persona said with a huge gust of relief.
Suddenly, the whole group all gagged and had disgusted looks on their faces.
" The kiss, now." Hotaru smirked while recording the scene.
Puckering his lips out, he kissed the blond quickly.
" Serio-sensei, I'm sorry to say this,…… but….. I'm straight."
Twitching their eyes, everybody hacked out with much difficulty.
"WHAT?????!!!! You're STRAIGHT???????!!! You've got to be kidding me!!!"
" I'm……………. straight."
Claire: Haha hah!!! So funny!!! Gomenasai minna!!! *smiles sheepishly*
Natsume: Like you'll ever be funny COW.
Mikan: I'm not evil!!! *pouts*
Hotaru: Thank you Claire, I must say, this chapter earned me a lot of rabbits. Its enough for me to have a mansion full of gold!!!! *money signs in eyes*
Iinchou: I'm utterly shocked with all this happening.
Ruka: I've never felt so,…… weird before. Shocking,……." *quickly pats Usagi(bunny)*
Persona: Are you asking for me to kill you writer-san?
Jackie: Interesting…… and what gives you the right to do such a violated thing as killing?
Claire: Jackie's right….. You can't kill girls,…. Can you?
Persona: Of course I can. I'll be making an appointment with you. What time is good for your beating and funeral? *grabs appointment book*
Natsume: GET. OUT. NOW.
Narumi & Hikaru the Pervert: Hey guys! What are you doing? *grinning gayishly*
Claire: I never thought Hikaru the Pervert was gay before, that magically happened after dying.
Mikan: They're back!!! Yay!!!
Hikaru the Pervert: How about I give you a smooch before I die again, huh precious? *flirts like an idiot*
Natsume: What is your problem, seriously? Are you asking her to miraculously give birth to your children while you're at it?
Hikaru the Pervert: I'd like that. *wonders off into dreamland*
Narumi: Anyways, we're back for revenge.
Hotaru: *gets out Mr. Bear, Youichi, Hunny(from Ouran Host Club High School), Baka Bazooka, Baka Cannon, and Baka gun* Get them!!!!!
Natsume: *unleashes fireballs* Feel the wrath!!!!
Narumi & Hikaru the Pervert: Uh oh. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Hotaru & Natsume: I love today. No you don't! Yes I do!!!! *Glarefest continues*
Mikan: They're dead,….. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
Claire: Too bad.
Jackie: Persona, you're really sick. And by sick, the wrong kind of sick. Evil teacher……………….
Persona: And what time is good for your beating and funeral? *takes out appointment book once again*
Everybody: *sweatdrops*
Claire: Sayonara for now!!!!!!