Hysterical Moments Continued
Mini Chat:
Claire: Ohayo goizumasu(is that right?)!!!!!!
Jackie: Ohayo!!!!
Mikan: I'm evil? Aren't I? *sobs*
Hotaru: Yes, and you're my personal moneymaker. *smirks evilly*
Natsume: Persona is such a gay. Narumi's just denying it.
Claire & Jackie: Persona and Narumi sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, second comes marriage ,Third comes a kid in a baby carriage!!!!!! (sorry if I got the songwrong, I kind of forgot it)
Mikan: Oooh!!! Is that a song? *asks dumbly*
Hotaru: I love the cha-ching!!! Especially when it comes to gays.
Persona: How can be so EEEEEVVVVVIIIILLL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides in corner and weeps*
Narumi: Was I supposed to be alive in the last chapter?
Claire: Yeah, to make things funnier.
Natsume: Why are two GAYS in here? *smirks toward the two*
Persona: Bad Kuro Neko, punishment to you later. *holds a withered rose slowly turning to ashes*
Mikan: Persona-sensei is gay?
Persona: GGGAAAHHH!!!! Don't you dare say such a repulsive thing!!!! *trembling*
Narumi: I love you Serio-senpai!!!!
Hotaru: A moo moo here, and a moo moo there, moo moo everywhere. Moo means MONEY!!!!!!!!!! MMMWWWHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruka: Don't you dare kill the cows!!!
Hotaru: Don't worry, I'll just squeeze the milk out of them until they're dry. Then I'll kill them, shave off the fur, wash the meat, preserve the organs for leftovers, tenderize the rest, add sauce, fry it, and add it with crab!!!!!!! *smirking*
Jackie: That's inhumane!!! The horror!!!! *faints with a loud thud*
Mikan: That sounds good……. I want some cake. *drools*
Claire: We have to protect animal rights people!!! Not do cannibalism and kill them right off the bat!!!!
Ruka: Claire-san is right!!! I'm going to be a vet someday and I'll save the animals you kill purpousely Imai-san!!!
Hotaru: And how are you going to do that?
Everybody: *cricket*……… *cricket*……….
Hotaru: I thought so.
Natsume: I could go for some barbeque chicken right now……… fetch Polka-dots, Persona, Narumi.
Persona: AAAWWWW!!! You even have a pet name for Sakura-san!! That's so sweet!!! Ahh,…. Young love, no stopping them now these days……. *sighs dreamily*
Claire: Oi!! Stop acting gay Persona and get your freaking huge butt out here baka!!!!!
Jackie: *gasp*
Mikan: Here you go pervert!!! Barbeque chicken just like you asked!!!
Natsume: I changed my mind, oops. Too late. Get me some strawberry shortcake Ichigo-chara.
Narumi: AAAWWWW!!! Strawberries!!!
Everybody: ………….
" You got to be kidding Narumi. You are GAY." Natsume explained coldly.
"Well,….. I'm straight if you like it or not kiddies!!!" Narumi giddily said.
"Are you sure? You sure do act really gay." Hotaru glared at the waste of film.
"I'm straight ok? At least, I think so. I just enjoy dressing up in the old days when I was still a female. And let me just tell you a female sure do have a LOT more work than we men here. I still miss being a femine female. And high heels, work it girl!!!! Those always attract we men, huh? Another thing is is that I just have a great liking to men. I think they're pretty cute, adorable as we should say, right girlies? That's all. I'm not gay. Straight, ok?" The blond responded with a big paragraph.
A long silence developed as everybody took in the information.
" So does that mean you're straight Narumi –sensei?" The brunette questioned.
"Ppphhttt!!! Hardly. He's so gay. He just answered a big yes to the question. He's GAY." Natsume glared.
" Gee, Narumi, we could have bought you male mannequin if your problem was that serious." Tsubasa answered fondly of the answer.
" You big idiot!!!! BBBAAKKAA!!! Don't you ever learn???!!! You're upsetting Narumi now!! Geez, you make it sound like he's an alcoholic drunk and driving 1000000 miles an hour who just got out of 30 years of theropy who just suffer serious trauma!!!!" Misaki responded whacking the blue-haired guy's head furiously.
" Now that, just made a big up to this video." The cold inventor thanked faintly.
" Hah!!! So its not only me being a serious gay for 30 years!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!" Persona chuckled not even realizing his mistake.
" You just admitted you are gay idiot." Natsume boredly spoke.
" Get the popcorn and soda we just made today Nonoko!!! This is a great movie!!!!" The pink haired girl called Anna said referring to the scene.
" Gee, why don't you get it lazybutt? And get double for me!!!" Nonoko replied.
" Why you!!!! You get it!!!"
"No, you get it!!!"
Soon, a fight broke out between the two twins. Luckily a brown-haired man saved them from the commotion.
" Umemiyo-san, Ogaswara-san (did I spell it right?), please stop this at once please." Misaki-sensei sternly but nicely demanded.
" Yes Misaki-sensei." The twins both agreed with hearts in their eyes.
Leaving the room, the brown-haired teacher left with Narumi trailing behind him.
" MISAKI-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't leave me!!!!" Narumi shouted quickly keeping up the same pace.
" I love the sound of money." Hotaru silently added to the group.
" Daddy left me, AGGGAAAIIINNN!!!!" Mikan cried.
" Part male, part female, no wonder he even took you in as his idiot of a fake daughter. At least I have real parents." The fire-caster coldly said.
" I wonder when they're coming back." Iinchou asked while pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.
" Do you have any carrots or vegetables lying around here Sakura-san? Its for Usagi." Ruka blushed madly while asking.
" Sure Ruka-pyon!!!!"
"Thanks."
" I dare you, Tsubasa, or Shadow, to kiss the one you most love." Persona dared continuing on.
" Ummm,… well, That's a big toughie in the railroad." Tsubasa nervously chuckled.
Playfully, Tsubasa inched toward a certain brunette.
" Don't you dare lay a finger on Polka-dots Shadow Freak." Natsume icily threatened while lighting up fire.
" Eh heh heh………… ok."
Quickly in a flash, the blue-haired guy kissed a certain pink-haired teenager.
" AAWWW!!! Tsubasa-chan, you love me that much?" Misaki sweetly asked.
" Yeah…………….."
" You shouldn't have, 'cause that was my first kiss you big idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The pink-haired girl continuously whacked sense at a certain person's head.
" Lets go to sleep now, shall we bakas?" The blackmailing queen asked venomously.
" Okay!!!" Everybody answered afraid of getting shot.
Turning off the lights, Hotaru grouchily went up to turn it back on.
" I DON'T SLEEP WITHOUT THE LIGHT ON, I REPEAT, I DO NOT SLEEP WITHOUT THE LIGHTS ON." Hotaru angrily boomed.
" Yes sirree Hotaru-san!!!" Mikan quickly answered.
" And you should know that baka, we've slept together tons of time together already." Hotaru said shooting the brunette with her updated version of the baka gun.
" This is turning out pretty violent….." A certain animal-lover mumbled.
"What did you say Nogi? Did you just talk back to me Blondy????!!!" The dark-haired girl responded coldly while hitting him with her new and improved horse-shoe glove only selling for 10000000 rabbits.
" Never mind."
"Good."
Unusually, there was an awkward silence in the big room.
" Don't get any wrong ideas about the sleeping part you'll face the wrath of what Mikan got or Nogi."
" Oyasuminasai minna!!!!"
Quickly falling asleep, the whole group finally slept with the lights on.
SNORE. SNORE. SNORE.
" Quit your snoring you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SNORE
Claire: Well, that was awkward, eh?
Jackie: Natsume's very protective of Mikan huh? *smirks toward the boy's direction*
Natsume: Don't get any ideas. I just don't want that child-abuser Shadow touching a loud-mouthed pig such as her.
Mikan: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Hotaru: Sure baka…………….. *records scene*
Iinchou: I have an important errand to do, ja!!!
Ruka: Why do you sleep with the lights on? Or is it that you purposely done that so we'd get annoyed even easier so you can try out your inventions on us for annoying you or did you do that so can't get any sleep Imai-san?
Hotaru: You could put it that way Princey.
Jackie: This is the first time Ruka has ever defended himself against………. Dun…dun….dun…. Hotaru!!!! *gasps*
Claire: Whats the punishment now Imai?
Hotaru: You'll see.
Narumi & Hikaru the Pervert: We're back!!! And alive too!!!
Claire: Is this it?
Hotaru: Yep.
Natsume: *burns the heck out of the two until both can't feel they're nerves*
Mikan: Arigatou Natsume!!!!
Jackie: I can't prevent anything happening to Mikan huh?
Claire: Pretty much.
Narumi & Hikaru the Pervert: Alas, we have to die, once again!!!! *falls off cliff*
Hotaru: I regret ever helping you idiots getting saved by those two bakas. *jumps on duck scooter while waving blackmail traces of Ruka in a ballerina costume*
Ruka: Imai-san!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets on bird*
Everybody: Sayonara?