A Normal Day…. Or Not
Mini Chat:
Claire: Ohayo!!
Natsume: Shut up HAG.
Mikan: What does gay mean?
Hotaru: Don't go bothering others, look it up in the dictionary dummy. *shoots baka gun*
Anna & Nonoko: There are two definitions for "gay." One: Happy, free. Or two: A great liking in the same gender.
Jackie: The dictionary has some troubling words in it. *shudders*
Mikan: Oooh,…………. So does that mean,….. we're all GAY??????!!!!!
Everybody: Good question…………….. Hotaru?
Hotaru: It depends, are you all stupid happy foolish goofs? Or have a great liking in your same gender?
All the Girls excluding Hotaru: Hai!!!! We're all stupid happy foolish goofs!!!
Hotaru: Cha-ching in my wallet!!!! *films scene* Are you boys all like that?
All the Boys excluding Natsume: Hai!! We're all stupid happy foolish goofs!!!!
Hotaru: Uh-huh,….. more cha-ching!!!! *keeps on filming*
Natsume: Ruka!! You just destroyed your reputation!!!!
Ruka: I did? Oopsies……………..
Mikan: You sound just like the Teletubbies!!!!!
Hotaru: I've got to admit Mikan,……… your really useful when it comes to blackmailing someone.
Jackie: Wow!!! Imai just complimented Mikan!!!
Claire: Anyways……. Hikaru will now be a permanent part of the cast. Round of applause for the pervert who harasses idiot girls!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *cricket*……………….. *cricket* …………………….
Persona: She said NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or else I will forcefully kill you. Pick: death or life. Although I would prefer you annoying brats to die, but I am strictly under Madam Claire and a tad bit of Madam Jackie's orders.
Everyone: *deafening applause*
Hikaru: Thank you very much. Hey orange-girl, I'm still waiting for my evening smoochie.
Mikan: Whats that? *innocently clueless*
Hikaru: Lets just say its warm and what a couple do. Want me to show you? *puckers lips*
Hotaru: The idiot, or the idiot? Stupid and the Beastly stupid. *refers to Beauty and the Beast*
" Ohayo minna!!!!!" A certain brunette greeted as she entered the classroom with a bunch following her.
"Ohayo!!"
"Ohayo goizumasu!!"
" Konichiwa!!!
Plopping down on her seat, Mikan dumbly twirled her brow locks as she stared out at the window.
" Oi, stop that!!!" Natsume exclaimed angrily.
Silence………………… then screaming.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Natsume, you hentai!!!!!!!!!!" Mikan screamed.
"I expect you guys to be in your seats now children." Narumi confirmed.
Quickly sitting down, Mikan accidentally tripped over what seemed like a rock and fell face-flat on a certain fire-caster's lap.
" Oi!! Get off me Polka!!!!!" Natsume twitched.
"Anyways, we have a new student today!!! Please meet Hikaru the Pervert (Hentai)!!!!!!"
" I just noticed that your eyebrows are short Natsume!!!" Mikan idiotically replied.
Twitch…. Twitch…………..
' Why the heck is this stupid girl staying on my lap????' Natsume thought.
' Sakura said it….. she said it…… NNNOOO!!!! It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!' The mind in Ruka's head screamed.
' The dummy said he has an imperfection…….. this will earn me a lot more big bucks this year…………' Hotaru's mind thought.
' That Sakura!! Getting stay on my Natsume's lap!!! Grrr!!!' Sumire angrily twitched in her mind.
' Ahh, two lovebirds!!! Love is in the air!!!' Narumi gayishly thought.
"Ahem,…. Anyways, please introduce yourself Hikaru-san!!!!"
" Sure?? I mean………………….
STARE STARE STARE . The whole class bugged eye stared at him. They couldn't understand a word he's saying. He was speaking…. English!!!!!!
" I mean,………. Eh,…….. hai??? Hikaru weakly asked.
" Oh, just to clarify things children, Hikaru is from the U.S.A. So he can't speak any Japanese for now. So Imai-san, please step up and give Hikaru-san your invention."
Grabbing her hat and pointer stick, she transferred in a dimly lit empty room with only a chalkboard.
" Baka-foreign language watch, 100000000000000 rabbits. You put this on the baka's wrist like a watch and simply watch the baka talk the foreign language he/she wishes to speak in an understandable manner. Only a testing one in progess. All complaints about it go to the Hotaru Imai Foundations Corporations to $$$ Money Street #$ Building #$ Japan, Moneyworld $$$$$. If you look at the sign once again, with a magnifying glass, you can see my detesting nii-chan's name, Subaru in very small font." The raven-haired female explained without a tone of caring.
" Ohohohohohohoho!!! Imai-san!!! You needn't have gone through all that just to say what your witty invention meant!!!!" A certain blond teacher laughed merrily.
" What did you just say? You called my invention, witty!!!!!!!!"
" But it is Imai-san!!!!"
BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!
And bam went the gay teacher, once again……… dead.
" Oi, Hentai-kun,….. put it on dimwit." Hotaru snarled at the newcomer.
" Hai?" Hikaru weakly answered once again.
Fastening the invention on, the boy merely stared at the ocean of kids.
" Ahem, eh,………… My name is Hikaru Hentai. I am currently 10 years old, demo, I was quite close of getting married kitto.I am currently a no star. Reports have also confirmed that I harass girls in a very demeaning way. Ja ne domo arigatou."
Nervously, the boy stared at the kids once again.
" Hey!!! Your that guy who had to kissu me always!!!!" Mikan dumbly shouted.
"EHHHH?????!!! Mikan-chan????!!!" Everyone shouted.
" Oh, hey hottie!!!! Want me to make you prettier by making-out with you?" Hikaru asked.
" Eh,…… Iie, gomenasai Hentai-kun. What is your alice though?" Our favorite brunette questioned.
" Oh, gomenasai, datte my alice is the Attractions Phermone kitto."
" Whats the Attractions Phermone?" Hotaru asked.
" Oh, if I say a certain word, my alice triggers a pheromone for people to attack me with guns or knives or weapons."
" What kind of stupid alice is that? Even Polka's baka alice is better than that. You guy's alices are opposites. She can protect herself, when you get beaten up." Natsume snarled.
" True, true……….. that's why I was born an idiot."
" Your stupider than Mikan. Prepare for my baka gun."
" What other inventions do you make Hotaru?"
" FYI Hentai-kun, one: you can't call me by my first name unless you're my friend or I allow you to. Or you pay me 500 rabbits each time you say it without permission. Two: I've made the Baka Gun, Baka Cannon, Baka Bazooka, and now I'm currently working on the Baka Cunzooka."
" Ohh,……………………….."
BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!
" The certain word I say to trigger my alice is,……… kissu." Hikaru explained.
" GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone said.
Next thing you know, Hikaru was running for dear life while everybody else mindlessly aimed at him with torches, baka guns, baka cannons, baka bazookas, baka cunzookas,knifes, guns, bows and arrows, tigers,leopards,and spears.
" Shoot, I did it again. Now I have to wait at least a day until the pheromone wears off."
" Gomenasai Hikaru-kun,….. " Mikan sobbed as she used an alice she copied.
" Stop the waterworks already!!!!!" Everyone said.
SOB SOB SOB!!!!
" You're going to kill us if this lasts any longer!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" Oi, Ichigo-chara, the waters almost filling up to the ceiling. And I can see you panties, very see-through." Natsume smirked.
"WWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" Oi, Hyuuga, use this, paid expenses free since you're a freak of nature." Hotaru coolly replied.
" Eh,…. What the heck is this Imai?" Natsume glared.
" FYI, its an eyebrow pencil so nobody finds out you have short eyebrows."
" Why the heck would I need a stupid thing like this?"
" So you won't stand out in the class picture with short eyebrows, just think, you could be normal for once Hyuuga."
Glaring at the Blackmail Queen, the fire-caster sneakily put on some of it and tossed it out the window.
" Oi, stop it now Ichigo-chara!!!!!!!!!!" Natsume angrily shouted lighting up a palm of fire.
" Iie, also, you're eyebrows are looking kinda smudgy if you know what I mean." Mikan who currently stopped crying explained.
" Eh,… you wear eyebrow pencil Natsume?" Ruka asked in bewilderment.
" Shush your mouth!"
" Also, nice boxers, hearts and smiley-faces boy." Mikan evilly smirked.
" NAAAANNNNNIIII?????!!!!"
Claire: Hah!!! You wear hearts and smiley-faces boxers Natsume!!!!
Natsume: Don't you dare put this as the next chapter idiot!!!!
Mikan: I'm evil??? NANI???????!!!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: You help me earn profit at least dummy.
Ruka: *looks down at feet*
Jackie: I wonder what kind of boxers Ruka wears. Hmmmnnnnnnn…………… I yume………….
Sumire: I bet Ruka-kun would look so HOT in it!!!!!!!! You too Natsume-kun!!! *gushes at thought*
Natsume & Ruka: You're sick in the head Shouda.
Hotaru: *goes behind Ruka pulls his pants down* MMMMWWWWHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: OOOOHHH, AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruka: *dumbfounded* Ooohhh,…. Yikes!!!!!!!!! *pulls pants up* *flushes in embarrassment*
Natsume: So,…. It seems you wear,…… Usagi's on you boxers…………… Usagi……….. *smirks*
Hotaru: *snaps pictures*
Mikan: AAAWWWW!!! Ruka-pyon wears bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: Hah!!! So Ruka's not the only one wearing embarrassing boxers.
Hotaru: *yanks down Iinchou's , Koko's , and Persona's pants down* *snaps pictures*
Claire: And well,……….. I kind of expected this, but,…………… Iinchou wears peace-sign boxers, …… Koko wears fluffy cloud printed boxers,…. And,…………….. Persona wears,… black rose printed boxers.
All the Boys(including Natsume!!!): You are such an evil writer.
Claire: I take that as a compliment. Domo Arigatou!!!! *grins evilly*
Jackie: *does cuckoo motion with hands near her head while pointing at Claire*
Claire: *narrows eyes and snaps for Persona*
Jackie: *huddles in closet and grows mushrooms* Your so cruel.
Claire: I know I'm cool, but should I break out Hotaru's newest invention, the Baka Cunzooka? You dirtied my newly-vacumned carpet.
Everybody: *huddles in corner while staring at Claire laughing maniacally*
Jackie: Wish me luck!!!!
Japanese Meanings:
Ohayo: good morning
Baka: idiot
Hai: yes
Minna: everyone
Konichiwa: hello
Hentai: pervert
Kitto: surely
Ja ne: See you later
Domo arigatou: thank you
Kissu: kiss (obviously –insert eye roll-)
Iie: no
Gomenasai: sorry
Demo: but
Datte: however
Nani: what
Yume: dream
Usagi: rabbits