Chaos Between the Imai Siblings

Mini Chat:

Claire: Wow! I haven't updated for at least 2 months now!! A new record!!

Natsume: Well,….. I guess you could say you ran out of idiotic things to type about. I will make you pay for telling what type of boxers I wear. *smirks evilly*

Mikan: Me think that you should call me by my real name now or else I'll use it against you.

Hotaru: Its not 'Me think' , its ' I think!!!!!!!' Jeez, you stink at grammar nose-drip girl. *shoots baka gun*

Jackie: One day, Mikan will be a scholar at age 65,… that is if she even passes school……..

Claire: Don't worry, in this chapter, I'll just say that Mikan 'accidentally' took a potion on being smart from Nonoko's. Heh heh heh……

Natsume: A stupid, selfish, idiotic, whiny little girl of a pig is smart….. awwww, that's no fun!!!

Hikaru: I want to say nay, but its an aye.

Mikan: MEANIES!!!!!

SLLLAAAMMMM!! Hearing the door slam all of a sudden, they slowly rose their heads up to face the devil,…… well,.. techinally no, but its funner to say that. It was actually Subaru Imai.

" How may we help you Imai-san?" Ruka politely asked.

" Don't get smart with my blondy!!!!" Subara snarled.

Oooh, ouch!

" All right, which one of you is my sibling???!!!"

Suddenly, everybody dashed to the corner leaving 4 brave souls standing, Mikan, Natsume, Hotaru, and Ruka.

" Are you guys my siblings or something? Mom must've had a lot of affairs to even get 4 more and with different characteristics in looks." Subara questioned.

" Oi whiny, shut your stupid mouth up and give me some peace already you big ugly-headed idiot!!!!" Natsume glared.

' Hmm,… a boy with foul language, crimson red eyes, raven-black hair,….. emotionless face features,….. ah hah!!!' Subara thought.

" You're Hyuuga Natsume, am I correct?"

" And what if I say no ugly?"

" Imai-senpai!! He's Natsume!!! The big old pervert!!!" Mikan exclaimed.

" Shut up Polka, you just ruined my fun!!!"

" Well, that marks one of the list of victims."

" Eh, excuse Natsume for his bad behavior." Ruka replied generously.

' Hmmm,… blond hair, baby-blue eyes, looks kind of like Hyuuga, friend of him…..' Subaru thought once more.

" Your Nogi Luca, am I correct I presume?"

" Eh, hai, gomenesai for Natsume's rude behavior again."

" That marks two off my list."

" Oh, she's Polka-dots, or Pandas, or Ichigo-chara, or Orange. Or ,…… Sakura Mikan." Natsume ruthlessly smirked.

" Hah!! You said my name Natsume!! I'm so proud of you!!! Give mommy a big hug and kiss!!!" Mikan shouted gleefully.

" Heck no would I ever do that to a piggy pig!!! I wouldn't even touch you for all I know! Hey!! Stop it!!Are you trying to molest me little-girl?!!!"

" Ahh,… ok,… you must be my sibling than, right?" Subaru questioned once again.

" Hai,……. Baka." Hotaru lamely replied.

" Hm,.. well,… thank you for putting my name on you company sign Hotaru."

" Don't call me by my name you stupid baka!! Even if you're my oni-chan doesn't mean you can call me by my last name!!!"

" Oh well,. Family hug?"

" Ok."

Everybody watched the siblings in slow motion making hugging positions as they ran towards each other. Although, none of them notices that the two pull out weapons.

' Heh heh heh,… he'll never know I put poison in my Baka Cunzooka!!!' Hotaru evilly smirked.

' Heh heh heh!!!! She'll never know I put poison in my needle!!!' Subara evilly thought.

BAAAAMMMM!!!!!!

And well,… what the two were thinking of turned out to be a , well,….. draw.

" Hah, that was clever Imai."

" Yeah,…. Sure Subaru-niichan."

Well,… soon after,… they finally did a real hug. Except, it was well,… really stiff.

" AAAWWWW!!!! That's so sweet!!! Am I their siblings too??!!!" Mikan asked.

" Of course you aren't, you're too dumb you stupid knuckle-head." Natsume rudely commented.

" I meant in God's way!!!"

" Nope. I don't believe in the stupid freaking god out of nowhere."

' Accidentally', Natsume kissed Mikan.

" You stupid Pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Claire: All's well that's ends well. *shrugs*

Natsume: Ew, I had to kiss a pig. You'll pay!

Mikan: EW! I kissed a pervert's mouth!!!

Hotaru: I hate stupid crappy happy moments when people do all that detesting mushy gushy stuff. I prefer monsters, inventions, and gore!!!!

Jackie: Well,… great minds think alike.