Chapter 1
Hey I am a kid from pallet town. My name is Jeffrey but you guys can just call me Jeff. I am about 4 foot 11 and I have brown hair and always am wearing jeans some type of blues shirt and a weird tye dye cap. Any way I thought becoming a pokemon master wouldn't be easy but not hard well I was about as far off as I aim. "I thought you miss barns with pebbles." and sometimes I wish the narrator would shut up! Any way this all started on my thirteenth birthday my mom woke me up at 4:00 and yelled at her "mom why do I have to wake up this early on my birthday." My mom yells back "because I have to get you ready to become a pokemon master!!" okay… (sighs) okay I am getting out bed and get ready. She leaves and I decide getting my pokemon might be worth it. my mom wants me to be a pokemon master (in her eyes it is anyone who earns his/her living off pokemon)so I take my shower somewhere in there my mom opens the door to put something up and says something and I got scared and hit my head on the shower nozzle. Later I get out and my mom says I need to get a charmander (she is obsessed with fire and I think she might be a pyromaniac)so I say okay (I do not care, usually I would agree with her and I really want a squirtle) so I start my way to the poke lab and get stopped by someone every 2 seconds(figuratively and almost literally). Most the time every one never pays attention but today they just had to because by the time I realized it my mom packed all my pants in my backpack and I was not wearing any!!!! (got to hide got to hide got to hide got to hide) so I find a unused building walk in and change and on my way out I guy stops me and says he been waiting. So I yell "I'll call the cops and start to run" then I finally get to the lab and I got in just before professor poke said closing time and I ask If he has a squirtle he says he had one aggressive one left. And I say "I don't care" so he lets me have and say it's not like I didn't warn you. So I get it and summon It out immediately and then IT BITES ME!!! the professor starts to laugh and says "I told you so" I respond by saying I can tame my squirtle and stomp out of the room. Then I run in officer bob who thinks I don't have my license so put me in jail and I keep yelling at him which isn't helping then I take out my pokemon trainers license and show him because I forgot about I was in there for about an hour or two. After that I thought I would be good for a while so I headed to poke forest and I entered I started to search for pokemon but my luck had to be bad and I had to run into nothing. Then I see a trainer and I walk up to him and then I challenge him and he said "lets do this punk" and then he sends out his caterpie and I send my squirtle (it bit me again in public this time) then we started after a lot of laughs he tell his caterpie to use sling shot then I yell dodge and use water gun but of course he uses water gun but doesn't dodge so our attacks collide and make a small explosion of web and water then we continue and I tell squirtle to use pound and my squirtle starts his run and then trips! out of all things he trips!! So I say you can do it so he might cheer up and get up but instead he uses water gun and squirts the caterpie before he get up (first intelligent thing he has done) so we continue the fight and he tell his caterpie to tackle I tell squirtle to tackle and they run into each other squirtle being heavier crushed caterpie and we won. So the kid paid up (all 30 poke dollars) and I jump for joy while the kid just mopes around so I tell him to cheer up and he punches me (in the eye when I came home that night my mom yelled at me). So after I get yelled at I show her my pay and she hugs me( a little to tight if you ask me). Total mood swing if you ask me. So any way I remembered that I needed to get my poke-dex so I tell my mom I will be right back and I run out the door it's only 6 o'clock so I run out of the house and start heading to the lab and I get there before he leaves and ask him about a poke-dex so he says I have to have made one accomplishment to get it so I tell him about my battle and my victory. So I eventually talk him into letting me have one and two poke balls he gives me it I turn it on and use it on him for no apparent reason and it says professor poke weight and height none of your business. so I turn to squirtle and use it on him and I gain his data. Then I start to walk back to my house and I hope not to run in to any wild pokemon but as soon as I touched there territory bam! I am in a fight. I send out squirtle and use the pokedex on my opponent and it is a zigzagoon so I tell squirtle to attack with water gun. It actually obeys and hits zigzagoon attacks me not my squirtle and I throw a poke ball at it and I was amazed I actually caught it and then I ran home avoiding any other wild pokemon because I was to happy. When I got home I put all my pokemon away and get a good nights sleep.