Temple- OOOW!

Kenny-Sit still Temple, dead skin doesn't come off easy!

Temple- IT HURTS!

Kenny- sorry readers, Ember s still getting fixed up from her run in with Ember. Don't worry, me and some others stopped her before she could do permanent damage.

Ember- *Struggles in fireproof bindings* I hate you!

Temple- *pain filled sobs*

Kenny- I'll be doing the warnings and Disclaimer today

DISCLAMER- None of us average mortals are worthy of owning Naruto… unless your name is Sasuke Uchiha the Avenger, last of the Uchiha clan, Gem of Konoha, and walking Sex God!

Ember- that was so gay…

Kenny- I'M NOT GAY! Swearing in this fic

*SQUEE*

"I am not you Bast…" Naruto began to shout.

"You do know why we're here right?" Sasuke continued.

"What? It's school we have t…"

"This is where orphans go," Sasuke said.

"What the fuck are you… wait, why does that sound familiar?"

"I told you… I lost my parents too. My guardian, Kakashi, he brought me here. They were killed along with the rest of my family. Kakashi is my uncle's friend. He taught my brother martial arts. My brother ran away… after he did it,"

"Holy Shit!" Naruto shouted as realization took him.

"Took you long enough Dobe. Looks like your vocabulary has expanded since the last time we met," Sasuke smirked.

"Well what the fuck do you think I should say?"

"Good to see you again maybe?"

The bell rang loudly and Naruto began to make his way back to his seat. Sasuke grabbed his arm and yanked him back down. Naruto glared at glanced back at his friends who watched him on the edge of their seats.

"That was the bell ya know, it means we need to return to our seats," Naruto explained.

"I know that, but we have a good ten minutes until Kakashi gets here," Sasuke replied.

"Kakashi? Isn't he your guardian?"

"Yes, but he's a teacher too. He teaches in this room this year and trust me he's always at least ten minutes late," Sasuke explained.

"Oh, "Naruto said dumbly before sitting down again. Seconds past and the silence was getting to the blonde.

"Hey Sasuke, you do know girls are staring at you right?" Naruto whispered.

It was true; girls all around the room were staring at Sasuke with hearts in their eyes and blood dripping down their noses. Naruto frowned; people never stared at him like that unless he was doing something stupid or childish. He wasn't sure if he were angrier that Sasuke held their attention without even trying or that they were paying more attention to him.

"Don't remind me, it's annoying," Sasuke whispered back.

"You don't like the attention?" Naruto asked.

"I loathe it entirely," Sasuke hissed.

"Loaf? What does bread have to do with it?" Naruto asked.

"Loathe you moron!" Sasuke growled.

"Whatever, I passed cooking last year so I don't need any more lessons," Naruto replied, dismissing the subject.

"I'm gonna guess you didn't pass Language Arts," Sasuke smirked.

"I am fluent in 4 languages thank you very much," Naruto replied.

"Never mind Naruto," Sasuke had an amused twinkle in his eyes.

"Okay everyone, take your seats," spoke a bored voice.

The man that Naruto remembered as Kakashi walked in the room. Chatter began to buzz immediately as the gray haired teacher walked to the bored. He grabbed raised a hand and scratched down the board. Naruto cringed and Sasuke frowned as if it were a tired out joke. Kakashi ignored the complaints and wrote his name on the bored before turning toward the class.

"Okay everyone. My name is Kakashi," the teacher pointed to the first letter, " K as in kissing my boyfriend Iruka. A as in ass fucking my boyfriend Iruka. Another K as in killing my ward Sasuke after he ruins my wet dreams of Iruka by banging on the wall. Another A as in asking Sasuke to stop making odd noises while masturbating so I can keep dreaming about Iruka. S as in sex with my Iruka-chan. H as in Having sex with my Iruka-chan. Finally I as in intercourse with my Iruka-chan."

By now most the class was either horror struck or laughing their asses off. Sasuke's left eye twitched and Naruto began to snicker. This noise stopped when Sasuke elbowed him in the side.

"It's not funny idiot," Sasuke growled, "He does this every time we move."

"Didn't think you would be the type to jack off Sa-a-Suke" Naruto snickered.

Class with Kakashi was unusual but Naruto wouldn't ever complain. He never returned to his original seat and preferred to tease and pick at Sasuke. By the end of class Naruto had a sore side and bruised shins. The two boys, along with Sakura and Kiba, walked to the cafeteria. Naruto's two friends were in awe at how easily the two boys got along. Naruto babbled on while Sasuke listened quietly, his hands in his pockets.

"It's uncanny," Sakura whispered.

"Yeah, and weird too," Kiba added, not noticing the look Sakura gave him.

"It's as if they've known each other forever. I am so jealous," Sakura whispered.

Naruto and Sasuke got through the line without even paying attention to what was put on their plates. They took a seat at a circular table; Naruto still holding the one sided conversation. Sasuke had a little bemused smile on his face as Naruto told him about his friends, school life, home life, past girlfriends, and a past boyfriend. The last bit caught Sasuke's interest or at least it seemed to because he paused in his poking of his mashed potatoes.

"So you're gay?" Sasuke said, surprising Naruto with his first words throughout the conversation.

"Well… not exactly. I was just curious and it was an all boys school and Gaara and I were good friends," Naruto blushed.

"How did it go?"

"What?"

"Your experiment with dating boys," Sasuke said stoically as if they were simply talking about the weather.

"Well it was only one boy and well…"

"Yes?"

Naruto blushed again, "It was awkward really. I don't feel very comfortable talking about it."

"Okay, doesn't matter to me," Sasuke replied.

They sat in an awkward silence. After a little while Kiba, Sakura, and three others who quickly took their seats as if Sasuke had always been there joined them. There was a boy with a ponytail on top of his head. Another who was eating a bag of potato chips. A girl with two buns in her hair also joined them. Naruto didn't see the disappointed look in Sasuke's eyes as his friends sat down.

"Hey guys! Thought we had lost you!" Kiba grinned.

"You must be the new guy," the girl with the buns said, "All the girls in your homeroom won't shut up about you."

"Sasuke, this is Tenten. She and Sakura over there were like my personal body guards last year," Naruto grinned.

"Why?" Sasuke asked, his body tensing. The air grew tense.

"I'm Shikamaru, and that's Choji," The boy with the ponytail interjected. Naruto shot him a grateful glance.

"I'm Kiba, and this is Akumaru," Kiba unzipped his bag and a small white head popped out.

"Kiba! Dogs aren't allowed in school," Tenten hissed, glancing around for prying eyes.

"I know but I hate leaving him home by himself. Hanna is studying to be a vet and mom is always busy training the new police dogs," Kiba explained.

Naruto grinned at his friends playful arguing but he noticed that Sasuke was looking a little out of place in the happy scene. He nudged Sasuke's foot under the table and Sasuke's head shot up. Naruto caught his eye and smiled. Sasuke kicked Naruto's foot back with an almost invisible smile. Soon they were fighting to push the other's foot and Naruto was grinning so wide his face could have split. The bell echoed throughout the cafeteria, ruining the boys' fun.

*SQUEE*

Ember-Footsie? What are they in? Middle School?

Kenny-yeah that was kind of weak Temple-chan.

Temple-I disagree, I wanted to show that at least one of them was still naïve and the other is probably too polite to try anything further.

Ember- Yeah, don't tell the readers too much about the characters relationship Temple.

Temple- KENNY WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME!

Kenny- huh? Sorry I was too busy laughing at the Kakashi part.

Temple- My friends are hopeless…