Temple- I have decided that Kenny is GAY!
Kenny-What the hell is wrong with you! I AM NOT GAY!
Ember- THIS IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE! Here is how we'll decide this! Readers?
Reader- Yes almighty and scarey Ember?
Ember- Do YOU think Kenny is gay? Yes or No?
Kenny- I'm NOT GAY! I'M NOT BI! I'M STRAIGHT! I'VE NEVER LOOKED AT GUYS LIKE I LOOK AT GIRLS!
Temple- but you read Sasunaru, and write it
Kenny- Yeah? I read SakuXHinaXInoXTenXTema too ! The diference is I DON'T JACK OFF TO SASUNARU!
Temple- *Blush* TMI!!!!!! NEVER SAY STUFF LIKE THAT TO ME OR MY EARS MAY BLEAD!
DISCLAIMER-Haven't I said it enough times? '.Naruto!
Ember- *still in shock from Kenny confession*
Temple- Swearing, Boys kissing
Most of the day passed quickly. Naruto had been caught sleeping in class and was given a detention. Then during one of Kakashi's 15 minute bathroom breaks Sasuke and Sakura had taken turns chewing Naruto out for being a (quote) 'Dobe; and an (Quote) 'Idiot.' They now waited for Kakashi's return to start English. Kakashi walked in as if he had just woken up. His hair was messier than usual and his eyes were half lidded.
"I knew he would be doing this…" Sasuke muttered. Naruto wanted to ask what he meant, but Kakashi starting the lesson stopped him.
"I know we were scheduled to read the book "Lord of the Flies," a book about children turning into savage idiots but I've decided to start with Shakespeare instead. His plays are about tragedies, romance, and death. We are going to pair up into twos and each pick a scene from one of his plays," Kakashi explained.
"I CALL NARUTO!" Shouted Kiba, leaping up from his desk.
"I repeat, his plays are about tragedies, romance, and death,"
"I WITHDRAW MY PREVIOUS CLAIM ON MY FRIEND!" Kiba shouted even louder.
"We'll go down the rows, choose your partner wisely. I think we have an even number, but I'm not really caring to count," Kakashi drawled out.
Naruto half listened as names were called out. More than half the girls glanced at Sasuke nervously but seemed to scared to call out his name as a partner and those who d id look courageous enough to try were called on beforehand. He snorted when Kiba shakily stood and announced Hinata's name. Sadly Hinata was already partnered with her cousin: Neji. Naruto watched in amusement as Kiba's face flushed bright red. A quiet girl named Neko offered to be his partner. Another funny partner pair was Sakura and a weird boy named Lee. It was well known that Lee was a green spandex Sakura-stalker and Sakura found him freaky. Soon it was Naruto's turn to choose.
"Who's left?" He asked.
"You should have been paying attention," Kakashi shrugged.
"I'm the only one left," came a calm, cool, male voice.
"Good, Sasuke you're with the blonde dope," Kakashi grinned.
Naruto turned his head slowly to see the stoic look on the raven's face.
"Now I'll pass out your scripts," Kakashi informed with a lack of interest. The first script he was about to set down he immediately snatched it back up. After trading the first script with another one he continued with a creepy smile on his face. He reached Naruto and Sasuke and dropped the script that he had refused the others. Sasuke's eyes narrowed and he watched as Naruto picked it up.
"WHAT!? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Naruto screamed.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked before snatching the script. In italic letters it read:
This scene is from the tragic play of star-crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet. This is one of the most important scenes in the play where Juliet is supposedly dead. Romeo, Juliet's secret husband and lover, confesses his love before taking a vial of poison. At this point Juliet wakes from her slumber to see Romeo dying. With her last act of love she stabs herself so she can die with her lover.
Sasuke glanced over at his blonde friend who looked sick to his stomach. Of course his immature guardian would purposefully give him and his male partner (No not that kind) such a scene.
"Do you really hate me that much?" Sasuke snickered.
"Come on Sasuke! I may not have read the stuff but I certainly remembered seeing that movie with Leonardo di'Caprio," Sasuke glanced at the ranting blond, "What? It showed more ass than any other movie Granny Tsunade had out. Now, back to the more important part! This is the scene where Romeo and Juliet KISS! Not to mention, Juliet gets stabbed, and I'm not sure blood would be a good look for you,"
"What makes you think I'm gonna be Juliet?" The raven asked.
"Well I sure as Hell won't!" Naruto argued.
"Fine, we'll toss a coin. Heads I win, Tails you lose," The stoic boy replied.
"Sure, but I warn you! I am a master coin tosser," Naruto grinned.
Sasuke pulled a coin from his pocket and handed it to Naruto. Naruto then proceeded to look the coin over.
"What are you doing, Baka?" Sasuke asked.
"I want to make sure you don't cheat. You see Sasuke, I am just too smart for you,"
"Just flip the coin, Naruto," Sasuke growled. Naruto stuck out his coin and tossed the coin up into the air. It spun as if in slow motion. Sasuke caught it and held it out for Naruto to call.
"Tails!" Naruto cheered.
"Tails, you loose," Sasuke smirked. Naruto's face fell as he realized Sasuke's dirty trick.
"That's cheating! I wanna rematch!" Naruto whined.
"Nope, I won fair and square. You agreed to the terms."
Naruto spent the rest of the day pouting and complaining about cheating bastards. When the bell rang Naruto trudged to his locker ready to go home. Sasuke had followed him and reminded him of his detention so Naruto threw his things back into his locker and looked around for the room. IN bright red letters Detention flashed above a door.
"Do I have to go?" Naruto complained.
"Yes, it's only for an hour," Sasuke sighed pushing Naruto into the room.
A man stood facing away from the door. From what Naruto could see he had long black hair and white clothing. Naruto took a seat and glanced at Sasuke who was standing in the doorway, The dark haired boy was staring at the man, his eyes narrowed in scrutiny. Naruto cleared his throat and the man turned. His skin was a sickly pale and his eyes were slits, probably contacts.
"You must be the boy who was sleeping in class," The man said. He held an odd smile and his voice reminded Naruto of a snake's hiss.
"Hey! It ain't my fault Kakashi took a half hour in the bathroom!" Naruto growled.
"I'm Professor Orochimaru," the teacher replied, ignoring Naruto's outburst, "I'm afraid friends are not allowed to stay during Detention."
Naruto glanced over at Sasuke who had grown paler; his body shook slightly. Naruto cocked his head and whispered the raven's name. Sasuke jumped and looked at Naruto. Naruto gave him a 'WTF?' look but Sasuke didn't give any acknowledgement. Instead he glanced at Orochimaru who was still giving an eery smile, then back at Naruto with unsure eyes,
"Did you hear me Mr. Uchiha?" The snake man hissed. Sasuke glared at the teacher before reluctantly leaving.
Detention was rather uneventful. Orochimaru was creepy as hell but Naruto ignored it. His mind was elsewhere: Homework, Sasuke, Granny Tsunade, Sasuke, Playing Romeo and Juliet with Sasuke, friends, Sasuke. He was starting to realize a trend. When the second hand landed on the 12 for the 60th time Naruto shot up and raced out the door before Professor Orochimaru could say a thing.
"Glad that's over," Naruto sighed as he stepped outside.
"What happened?" A voice spoke. Naruto turned to see Sasuke walking toward him.
"Sasuke? You waited for me? Did you stand out here the whole hour?"
"Yes, now answer my question," Sasuke snarled. Naruto blinked in surprise at the tone in Sasuke's voice.
"N-nothing happened Sasuke, I sat there for an hour and left," Naruto replied.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Why? What did you think would happen?"
"N-nothing, I was just overreacting," Sasuke grinned.
"But…"
"Hurry up Dobe, we gotta go practice the Romeo and Juliet thing. We can go to my house," Sasuke said quickly, already several steps ahead.
"SASUKE! Wait up!" Naruto cried before running after Sasuke.
Sasuke lead Naruto past the outskirts of town into a more peaceful area. The houses became few and far between and Naruto wondered what Sasuke's home would look like. He was glad that he was used to long walks because the walk was verging on the half-hour mark. In a stroke of brilliance Naruto began to play ask-Sasuke-random-questions. They talked about the places Sasuke saw, odd experiences, his aspirations, the college he wanted to attend.
"I may just stay here for college. Some schools in the U.S. and two in Britain have accepted me but I'm getting tired of moving around all the time. What about you?" Sasuke sighed.
"I dunno, but I could get into a good college too. It's just, you know, the people in those fancy smancy places are jealous of my smartitude!" Naruto beamed.
"Don't lie Naruto. Lying is bad," Sasuke chuckled.
"What are you talking about Sasuke?"
"Remember? You told me that when we were kids. When I told you about being an orphan."
"Oh…You know what? Just forget I said anything," Naruto smiled weakly.
"I can't, that's the problem. In class today I recited the whole conversation we had when we first met. Your words swim around in my head like… like…Oh I don't know! You confuse me! Ever since that night all I could think about in my good dreams was you! I imagine what you'd look like, how you'd sound, what you'd say!"
"Sasuke you're starting to sound like my personal stalker," Naruto chuckled uneasily.
"Damn it! Sometimes I wish I were!" Sasuke grabbed Naruto's shoulders," I masturbated to the thought of you and I didn't even know what you looked like anymore!! Damn it! I only met you the ONE TIME!"
A deep blush lit up Naruto's skin and he began to pull away from the dark haired boy. What was he talking about? They hadn't seen each other in eight years! More importantly, why would Sasuke confess this to him? Never had Sasuke ever appeared to Naruto as the ranting type. Of course, only Naruto had seen the pain that Sasuke held up. Still, it scared him slightly.
"S-sasuke, what are you trying to say?" Naruto stuttered.
"I don't know Dammit but I am gonna find out right now!" Sasuke growled.
Then it happened. Sasuke's lips crashed down upon Naruto's and things went out of control.
*SQUEE*
Temple- YES! SASUKE IS A STALKER PERV AT HEART!
Kenny- How is that good?
Temple- He was stalking NARUTO, Duh!
Kenny-OH! I see! Good point!
Ember- *Still shocked from Kenny's confession*
Kenny- Shouldn't we get her to the hospital or something?
Temple- And miss out on good revenge time? Hell no!