Whoo! Chapter three! Onward to the awesomeness!!

Upon coming home we were met with our dad's angry glare.

"Is something wrong tou-san?" Kisame asked.

"Yes, there is actually."
We flinched at his angry tone.

"I just got a call from your principal saying she gave you all three days worth of suspension! What did you do to get it, might I ask?"

Zetsu's light side spoke up. "Some group of kids called Deidara nii-san a…" He trailed off.

"A what?" Pein snapped.

"Transvestite." I answered in a whisper.

He glared over at me and sighed. "Go to your rooms everyone." He commanded.

As we all turned to go, he stopped me and said, "But you may stay."

My brothers went, 'ooh' and tou-san glared at them.

Then they sprinted up the steps to their rooms.

"Come Deidara. Lets talk about your brothers, shall we?" H walked into the kitchen.

I followed and sat at a seat next to him.

"What do you want to know about them, yeah?" I asked.

"Why?" He asked.

"Why…what tou-san?"

"Why must they be so protective of you? All they ever do is get in fights because someone mad fun of you!" He asked again.

I shrugged and said, "It's an old brother thing, I guess, yeah. I don't know why myself. Or maybe it was when, at the orphanage, I was…" I trailed off remembering the memory.

"You were what?" He pressed on.

I shook my head. 'Nothing…"
"Why won't you tell me?"

"Ask the others yeah. I just don't wanna tell you, yeah."

"Alright then, I'll ask them later."
I sighed in a relief not having to tell him.

"Ok guys, you can come out now." Pein sighed.

"Shit he found us! Hurry, retreat back to the fucking base!" Hidan commanded and shortly after, the sound of my brothers sprinting up the stairs was heard.

"I'll talk to them later, but for now we shall mess with their heads."
I smiled and asked, "How so, yeah?"

"No idea."
I slammed my head down on the table and anime sweat-dropped.

"Can I just go to the park, yeah?"

"Sure, oh but first, can you send Hidan down here?"

"Hai, yeah." I stood up and walked up to Hidan's room.

I pounded on his door and shouted, "Hidan nii-san! Dad wants to see you, yeah!"

I then went outside and walked to the park to see Sasuke's gang.

Apparently they were bullying someone because a person was crying and telling them to stop.

I ran over and yanked the kids out of my way and pulled Sasuke away from kicking the poor girl.

I picked her up and asked, "What's your name, yeah?"

She looked up at me and replies, "Aburame Koiyru."

I stare down at her before asking, "Are you related to Aburame Iame?" She nods her head.

"Koiyru-chan! Koiyru-chan!" I hear Iame's voice echo across the park.

"Nee-chan! Nee-chan, over here!" Koiyru shouts as she waves her arms around frantically.

Iame sees her little sister and comes over to me.

Sasuke and his gang was still here and Wolf whistled as she approached because she was wearing a blue spaghetti strap tank top with a panda on the front, and really short blue jean shorts and black converse.

Iame glared at the group and tells Sasuke, "Fuck you!" And Sasuke's smooth come-back was, "You would like to now, wouldn't you?"

Iame turned from pissed off to seething with anger.

Iame's P.O.V.

By that time I was seething mad. So you know what I did? I'll tell you what I did, I slapped that bastard right across the face.

Deidara's P.O.V.

I watched as Iame backhanded that little shit.

And as quick as she did that, Sasuke's arm snaked around her and he grabbed the back of her neck, leaned in real close and murmured words that only Jake would understand (inside joke people, don't even TRY to get this).

All I could make out was, "Listen kid…because…you're mine."

I just stood there, helpless. I couldn't even do anything. It was like my feet were stuck in cement that dried, while I was standing there.

I really wanted to do something, but I'm just one person, holding a kid.

I feel someone tap my shoulder.

I turn around to see Seori and Moiyu.

"Put Koiyru down." Seori commanded, calmly, yet slowly.

As soon as I put her down, she bolts towards Sasuke and kicks him inbetween the legs. "BASTARD!" She calls him. "Leave my sister ALONE! Or I'll…I'll…"

"You'll what?" Sasuke choked out from his place on the ground.

She turns to Iame. "What'll I do?"

"You'll hunt him down and shoot him in the damn head five times!" She states.

Koiyru nods her head. "Yeah!"

"She can't do tha-!" Someone from the group starts, but stops when he sees Seori. "Well hello there." Was directed to her as she stared at him.

"Why you-!"

Hidan's P.O.V.

"Son of a bitch!" I hiss out at the news my father just gave me.

"Well Hidan, you do have three days of suspension, so you and Zetsu and Itachi can work for me during that time."

"But you guys fuckin' kill people! I don't wanna have a rep so early in Konoha! Jashin dammit!"

"Well think of it as some time to give sacrifices to your god." Pein reasoned.

I opened my mouth, then closed it.

He smirked, he knew he had won.

Suddenly, I felt a pain in my neck and hissed as I touched it.

"What's wrong?" Father asked.

Suddenly Sasori was behind me and said, "Hidan, did you feel a pain in your neck just now?"

I nodded.

"C'mon!"

"Hai! Well, I gotta go." I said standing up.

"Wait! Where are you going?!"

"To the park with my brothers!" Was my reply. With that I left with Sasori.

Sasori's P.O.V.

As we arrived at the park, I some kid trying to kiss Seori!

"SON OF A BITCH!!" I screamed in my head.

I left the group and walked over to the kid.

As soon as I was over there, I ripped the kid away from her and punched him square in the face 5 times, then I threw him into someone from his gang.

"Heh, I guess killing two birds with one stone, wasn't so hard."
I turn to Seori. "You Ok?"

"Hai, thanks demo (but)…I could've handled it! I had it under control!" She snapped at me.

I was surprised for an instant, but I replaced it with a smirk, "Oh yes, you totally had it under control."

"I did to!" She fumed.

"Yeah, riiiiight." I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes.

Hidan's P.O.V.

I watched as Sasu-GAY stands up and grabs the girl by the throat.

"You little bitch!" Sasuke said and felt me tap him on the shoulder.

When he turned around I grabbed his throat.

"Put…the kid…down." I growl out slowly.

He releases her and she runs over to Moiyu only to be picked up.

"Good." I say, "Now leave us the hell alone, and I won't fuckin' kill you." I finish throwing him into his group of retarded and pervy friends.

Sundenly Koiyru stands in front of me. "That was SO cool!" She squeals. "Demo…why did you save me anyway? You don't even know me."

"Anything for a beautiful girl." I say. I knew I was just being nice.

And besides, I already had my sights set on Seemtori, the assistant for my cooking teacher.

I smirk as Koiyru blushes at my compliment.

"Koiyru-chan! C'mon, we're going home!" Her sister calls.

"Well, sayonara!" She says and turns around. She took two steps and tripped.

"Eh, heh, heh, I-I meant to do that!" She tries to cover it up.

I laugh, "Bye-bye Koiyru-chan." I wave.

Iame's P.O.V.

I listen to my little sister babble on and on about Hidan.

As we arrived at the house, she finished with, "And he's my new boyfriend!"

"Excuse me? Boyfriend? Koiyru-chan, he's like what? 18? And you're 6. It'd just never work out." I try to reason.

"So what? He told me I was beautiful! So that means I'm his girlfriend!" She stormed off to her room and I headed to my room too.

I had work tomorrow anyway.

Whoo! It's finished! Chapter 3 of awesomeness! :D