"Where can he be" Kakuzu muttered walking round school he had been looking for Hidan for ages and the moron had not turned up to lesson. To be honest Kakuzu didn't know what to say to Hidan if he did see him I mean what was he meant to say. Kakuzu was currently walking home when he felt someone kick him. Kakuzu turned round to see who it was and there stood Hidan.

"Err hi" Kakuzu, said smiling. Hidan on the other hand didn't look amused he looked bored and irritated. "Where you been all day?"

"Home" Hidan said plainly.

"Oh…what happened?" Kakuzu asked tilting his head to one side. Hidan had to admit Kakuzu looked kinder odd smiling and acting unlike himself it made Hidan chuckle.

"What?" Kakuzu simple said wondering what could be soo funny.

"You… your acting odd" Hidan chuckled even more.

"Well… err… I'm in a good mood," Kakuzu mumbled.

"Wonder why?" Hidan smirked He could have rolled on the floor laughing when he seen Kakuzu face turn a little red.

"You didn't answer my question!" Kakuzu snapped a little fed up of Hidan taking the Mick out of him,

"Keep your fucking shoes on nothing happened they weren't in dumbass" Hidan smirked. Kakuzu lifted one eye brow Hidan didn't seem to have any bags with hi so what did he do at his house, he was about to ask when a fire truck came rushing past full speed with the lights flashing.

"Hidan you didn't"

"Woops" Hidan smirked.

"Why did you set your house of fire now your never going to get your stuff"

"I'm not a fucking retard I got my stuff there in your house"

"How… how did you?" Kakuzu stopped when he saw Hidan take some keys out his pocket. "Where when how?"

"You kept them in your fucking trouser pockets that should help you guess where when and how" Hidan smirked throwing the keys at Kakuzu.

"You" Kakuzu growled.

"Aww don't worry kuzu I not going take them again…. I got my own cut" Hidan snickered sticking his tongue out.

"Hidan you little" Kakuzu growled but Hidan began to run Kakuzu chanced him until they got to Kakuzu's house.

"Heh you don't run fast do ya" Hidan smirked as he leaned on Kakuzu's door waiting for him to catch up. When he did all Kakuzu did was growl. " Come on it was fun"

"Was not" Kakuzu muttered unlocking the door and walked in Hidan not to far behind him it was silent till they got to Kakuzu's room.

"Hey kuzu"

"Don't call that"

"Why it's so much easier than fucking Kakuzu anyway what's with the attitude I thought you was in a good mood"

" I was I'm just tired"

"Aww come here," Hidan said sweetly walking towards Kakuzu who just rolled his eyes. Hidan placed his hands around Kakuzu's neck and kissed him Kakuzu automatically responded Hidan would have depend the kiss if it was not for Kakuzu bedroom door opening and a loud voice screaming.

"KAKUZU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!" Kakuzu panicked he knew that voice but it couldn't be he cant be home yet Kakuzu pushed Hidan off him and looked towards the door there stood his now very pissed off dad.

"Dad its… Erm… I … but... Oh …Erm" Kakuzu's mind panicked his heart racing this was NOT meant to happen. Hidan on the other hand just sighed.

"What do you think he's doing" Hidan said wile rolling his eyes. Kakuzu was so gob smacked he couldn't speak.

"Why you little retch get out my house!" Kakuzu's dad yelled. Kakuzu seemed to have regained his speech cause he managed to shout.

"NO!"

"What was that" Kakuzu's dad shouted his face scrunched up in anger,

"I…"

"He said fucking no" Hidan said plainly acting like this was something that happened every day.

"NO son of mine is going to be gay"

"That's what my mum said" Hidan muttered.

"What's going off in here!" a women's voice yelled. Oh god no now his mum was here two this could not get any worse for Kakuzu but it seemed he spoke to soon when he seen Hidan's mum and dad appeared. The boys gulped.

"Oh crap," they said in unison.

"Oh crap indeed" Kakuzu's and Hidan's dad said together.