Typing done by Moiyu!!!

Seori's P.O.V.

The walk back to my house was silent. Even Hidan didn't bitch about how cold it had gotten.

The brothers, being at stupid as they were, weren't wearing anything to keep them warm.

I, on the other hand, was wearing a purple hooded sweatshirt and black jeans. "Ihous." I mutter.

Finally the silence was broken with an "are we there yet?"

"No Hidan. We're not there yet." I said.

"But…that wasn't me." He said.

"Sure. Keep telling yourself that."

"But it wasn't, dammit!"

At this point I turned around fully to look at him, only to see him looking at someone else.

Hidan was pretty tall so looking over him wasn't going to be an option.

I walked up beside Sasori and found myself staring at a boy.

He was about the same size as Moiyu. He had black hair and probably still thought it was trick-or-treating because he wore an orange swirly mask.

"Who the fuck are you?" Hidan asked rudely.

"Tobi's name is Tobi." So he talked in third person?

"Well Toby, why were you following us yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Well, you were all in a group, so Tobi was curious as to what you were doing, so Tobi followed you." He explained.

"We don't even know you." Sasori stated.

My breath hitched when Sasori put his arm across my shoulders.

"Would you like to know Tobi?

I ducked under Sasori's arm.

"No." Said Kakazu, getting annoyed with the kid already.

"Wwhyyyy?" He whined.

Everyone slowly started to back away.

"Because, we hafta go and…RUN!" Kisame yelled and we turned around and ran the rest of the way.

Moiyu's P.O.V.

I sighed. Iame was asleep and I was bored.

I had to stay here in case she woke up so I could give her, her medicine.

I heard Kyomi walk downstairs into the living room and turned on the TV.

I sighed again and went off to find Gir.

Gir and Zim live with us because our mansion was big enough for 50 people to live in it. I'm not going to name them all.

I knocked on Gir's door.

"Helloo?" Came his voice.

"Hey Gir, it's me, Moiyu! Can I come in?"

"Hold on." His reply was followed by the slamming of a microwave door. He opened the door and I could see he was in his dog costume.

"I made tacos." He said holding up the plate. "Want one?" He asked as I sat down in one of the green bean bags.

Ok, I have to say that Gir's room was pretty weird.

His room was painted green and on one wall there was a giant portrait of a taco and on the wall behind his bed was a portrait of himself in his costume. There were three green bean bags, a microwave, and a bathroom.

I take a taco and finish it before he does. We always see who can get done first. I've won 251 times. Now 252.

"Hey Gir? Do you want to watch me train with my katana?" I asked.

He nods. "We should take the secret passage. It's faster that way." He points over to the taco painting and moves it over revealing a small door.

We go in and start the route to the dojo.

Iame's P.O.V.

Being sick sucked. I couldn't do anything at all inside this big mansion besides eat and go to the bathroom.

I know T.M.I. but hey, at least you don't have to make up work.

Anyway, I heard the door open downstairs and heard Seori talking.

She was either talking to someone or herself.

I wouldn't know, being sick makes me hallucinate and hear things.

I got out of bed and went downstairs and asked Seori, "do you know where Moiyu is? I wanted to play a board game…with…her."

I must've been dreaming because the Akatsuki Brothers were here. I stared at them

I rubbed my eyes. Still there.

I blinked twice.

Well then…I guess I'm not hallucinating.

"No Iame. I haven't seen her. And besides, you're supposed to be in bed."

"Well that's boring."

"Iame, is your sister, Koiyru-chan here?" Hidan asked.

"Probably in the liv- why do you want to know?" I asked suspiciously.

"Well I told my mom what happened at the park and she wanted me to see if she was ok."

"Well then, she's probably in the living room." I waved a hand towards the designated room.

"Uh, ok? Thanks?"

"Don't question it just go damn- *cough, cough, cough*- it!" I coughed again.

"Iame, are you ok?" Seori asked.

"Yeah, I'll be fine." I shook my head.

"If you say so."
I looked over at Deidara to see him looking at me with concern.

I gave him a thumbs up. Looking behind him I frowned.

"What's wrong Iame-chan, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Who's that?" I pointed.

They turned around and Hidan picked up the boy with the mask by the collar of his shirt. "Dammit! Why'd you follow us?!" He shook the boy.

"Tobi just wanted to know what you were doing." His voice sounded weird due to Hidan shaking him.

"Please put Tobi down!" He squealed out still sounding weird.

"Iame-neechan! Iame-neechan! I heard Hidan-kun's voice! He's here isn-." She was cut off by a crash and the following, "Koiyru are you ok?" "Yeah."
A moment later she skidded to a halt in front of me.

Hidan's P.O.V.

I watched Koiyru skid in front of Iame. "Koiyru-chan." I said, waving at her as she looked at me.

She blushed and looked away.

I smirked. "So Koiyru-chan, want to show me around?"

She nodded and asked Iame if it was ok.

"Sure, as long as you don't do anything." Her eyes narrowed at me.

"I'll go with him." Kakazu offered.

"Guys! Take off your shoes! I just cleaned this carpet!" A girl with brown hair rushed in with a broom and dust-pan.

"Seemtori-sensei?" I said looking at her.

Her head shot up and she stared at me.

You see, she's a really, really hot teacher's assistant. She helps with cooking because our teacher sucks ass.

Anyway on the tour for the house, I figured out it was big.

Seemtori run off somewhere and I had no clue where she went. I didn't want to find out where she was.

And there were a lot of rooms in that damn place! I'm not even going to name them all!

Finally we made it back to the living room and sat on the couch.

"Hey guys, can I get you anything?" A girl with green hair asked.

"No Kyomi. I don't want anything." Koiyru said.

"Kyomi?" Now that name rung a bell. "Excuse me, do I know you from somewhere?" I asked.

She just looked at me.

Gasp! What shall happen next?!