Tousen walked back into the deep halls of Las Noches with the tiny baby in his hands. Wonderwice closely followed, anxious to see what was in his care takers hands.
"Ahh…?" he groaned.
"Shhh… Wonderwice…" hissed Kaname.
He walked into Aizen's room.
"Um…. Aizen-sama…" he began.
Then all the espadas turned toward him.
'Crap a meeting…' he thought.
" What wrong Kaname? " he asked.
"Ahh…I'll come back lat-"
" Is that a baby? " asked Ulqiorra.
" You had a baby Tousen-san? " asked Yammy.
"I-"
"What the fu-" Grimmjow began.
"Don't cuss around the baby! " yelled Luppi's ghost
"Wait whose the mom?" Halibel asked.
(From now on it shall be like an rp)
Kaname: Wel-
Nnoitra: Thats none of our bu-
Wonderwice: ahhh….
Stark: Well we should at least kn-
Aizen: Kaname explain.
Kaname I'm trying to b-
Yammy: So wait, I always thought Kaname was-
Grimmjow: A virgin, yeah, I t-
Ulqiorra: Everyone pl-
Luppi: awwww… He's so cute!
Kaname: Will someone let me-
Gin: Whoa, Tousen is a pimp!
Yammy: Shut up Gin!
Wonderwice: UNDERWEAR! :D
Everyone stopped. They stared at Wonderwice.
"…What the fuck?" asked Grimmjow.
Halibel hit him.
"Don't cuss around the baby."
"What's his name? " asked Luppi's ghost.
"I don't know. " muttered Kaname.
"Is he blind? " asked Yammy.
"Yes…" said Ulqiorra.
"Can we name his Luppi Jr.? " asked Luppi.
"No. " said Tousen.
"Lets name him Grimmy. " said Grimmjow with a smirk.
"Why you wanna give the baby an ugly name? " asked Yammy.
"Ahh… Pepper? " asked Halibel.
"No, no." said the father.
"…? Doggie? " asked Wonderwice.
Kaname chuckled.
"No, sorry little one. "
"…. I have one…."
Everyone looked at Ulqiorra.
"What?" they all said in a union.
"…Utsuro. " he said blankly.
At this the baby looked up.
Kaname chuckled.
"He likes that. Utsuro it is then. Utsuro Tousen. "