I remember confessing to Naruto, our first date, first kiss, first time I realized that he would always love Sakura more. Naruto will always be special but I grew out of my love for him as his heart yearned for another so I broke up with him… Ohh, I knew I forgot something! I forgot to break up with him! I mean we got into a fight before I left on that mission and I was going to officially end it with him when I came back but as soon as I saw Neji I forgot about Naruto. I also remember the last time I saw Neji, I was saying goodbye to Shino who was anbu and on Neji's team when I saw him and Tenten so close. The person that I was wished him all the happiness in their future as I turned away just as quickly and headed back to Shino. Shino was my best friend and knew of my feeling toward Neji before I did as he hugged me tight to him in comfort.

- My feelings toward Neji? No I just- I was in love with Neji wasn't I? Well it doesn't matter anymore does it? No I have this life and I will try to find a new love! So mission new love is officially a go! After I finish operation lovebirds.

I break out of my mediations and pump a fist into the air to go along with the cheer I said in my mind.

'Eto.. Hinata-chan are you ok?"

"Hai! just stretching!"

"You were saying a cheer in your head weren't you?" I sense them sweat drop at me before I laugh sheepishly and transport to a seal then to Iwa and miss runaway's bedroom.

I drop into meditation as I send out my chakra to find the library and I chakra signature I could use.

As I'm walking down the hallway I get stuck in the doorway, I back up and try again but I only get stuck more. I curse that of all the people I had chosen the simplest signature to copy and it turns out to be some huge, muscled giant.

I finally get through the doors as I find the librarian where I can find I record of arranged marriage laws, agreements and a historical record of arranged marriages. He points me up a couple flights of stairs and some directions then faints in terror. I make my way up but I get distracted by the flower garden they have.

"Wah so pretty! I want to do these in my garden in these colors with a hint of those! And those I definitely have to ask the Gardner how he made them bloom so bright!" I sense a great disturbance in everyone's chakra so I use my chakra vision to see them staring at me and are visibly disturbed. And then I remember what I look like and who I'm supposed to be so I just laugh as I back out of the garden very quickly. I find a room as I drop my disguise in a sigh of relief.

"Ah what do we have here?" I stiffen as I illusion my eyes and turn around to meet the person who found me.

"The maid?" I say in a small voice as I'm backed against the door as he leans into me with one arm horizontally over me and the other by my hip.

He tapped my nose and I felt my illusion dissipate.

"blind? Ah you must be the good doctor then? I'm curios as to what would bring you here and disguising yourself as oversized gorilla."

"I hear the hot springs are nice." He laughs as I can him move closer till he pushes his forehead against mine.

"You're probably here for the same reason I am." Huh?

"You caught me!" I can feel the air charge as he smirks.

"Hai, and I'll take my prize for not telling anyone about you now." And then that sly jerk head kissed me! I spiked my chakra through his stomach and grinned as I smell the satisfaction of my aim.

"Thank you for making me pee my pants but I would rather a slap in the future if you please."

"Noted, now if you tell any of Iwa that I was here until I'm finished I'll screw up your bladder so you no longer have control and have to wear a diaper for the rest of your life, understand?"

"I have to say your threats are unusual but effective, I swear to tell no one in Iwa about your presence. By the way call me Kyou and what I should call you?"
"Nothing I'm leaving, and change your pants."

I go out into the open hallways and march right up to the front desk and the girl looks at me and I can sense her chakra that she annoyed by my presence.

'I'm the maid."

"I've never seen a maid go past here before."

"There has been too many complaints of it being dirty so I was specially picked out to clean until I'm finished."

"Why you? Nobody but the Kage and his advisor are allowed back there."

"I'm blind miss; blind people can't read can they?"

And she lets me pass even though I have no cleaning supplies, I'm not wearing a maid's uniform and in the end she went against her instinct and let me in.

I find the scroll that tells me where everything is as I seal the scroll I need into the one and replaced them with blanks. Then I explored and copied a bunch of scrolls that I found to be useful before I felt a shift change as I walked out of the forbidden archives the man looked at me in surprise.

"What are you doing in there?"

"I'm not in there, I'm right here." I keep walking as the man frantically follows me.

"But you were in there!"

"Are you allowed to be leaving your post so people just walk in there? You know only the Kage and his advisors are allowed." I smile as he runs back in panic before I leave the building as the arms go off. They find anything missing because I'll I did this time was copy what I needed and a little extra for a good job well done.

I transport to my office as undo the seal as the office is cluttered with scrolls.

"Hinata-chan just when I get this place clean you go and cover it with scrolls again!"

"Ah gomen ne Naoya-kun, I'll have it cleaned by tomorrow! And nice apron, pink looks good on you."

I sense him frowning and blushing before he storms out to finish cleaning I'm assuming. I don't sleep that night as the scroll I'm looking for finally comes when the birds sing.

"You didn't sleep last night did you?" I raise my head in the direction of the door.

"No, but there's too much to do and too little time."

"You didn't even notice I left diner for you on the counter."

"Ah gomen Naoya, I have no doubt you'll make some woman a very nice househusband!" He's blushing again and storms off to feed the love birds as I transport to Hime's room to find her pacing and her chakra is troubled.

As I lounger across her bed waiting for her to notice she gets frustrated and picks up her bear and throws at me.

'That's not nice for Mr. Bear or me you know." She jumps at my voice before she rushes to the bed and starts to talk in a whisper. I don't bother to tell her a sound seal this room awhile ago.

"I have a secret but I don't think I'm supposed to tell you." I smile at her and pat her head before I get up.

"Ok, I'll scrap this mission and go onto my next mission!" she grabs me before I make the seal to summon my packed lunch, I'll just let her think it was the seal to disappear.

"I'll tell you, for the good of thief's right?"

"Right your majesty."

"Besides I don't like my brother, he's always been mean to me! Well I started spying on him and I overheard that he has gambles, at some place called the Red house and he always sneaks off their to ride a starlight."

"Ride a starlight? Hmm, it must be a code. Good job your majesty, you are as skilled as always." She smiles as I bow to her before I disappear before her eyes. Now that Cloud is on the look out and everyone probably knew I was in Iwa last night, the boy will go on his nightly trip. I just have to figure out where the red house casino is. I asked an old woman who seemed like she was a seasoned gambler but she simply stared at me and called me a hussy. So I asked a middle aged man whose chakra went from normal to lust filled in seconds.

"You looking for a job as one of Kata's girls?" I walked away from the man heading toward the red light district after figuring out that the red house is a whore house. I figured if I followed the large amount of horny chakra I'd be in the right place. So when I walked in disguised as a man whose chakra signature I picked up. I felt the women around me and their chakra go very lusty.

"Well hello handsome, looking for some fun tonight?" Oh it's me, damn.

"Ah, not right now." I push the woman aside trying to be nice about as I make my way to the bar and checked the wall for the clock but found none.

"Looking for something darling?"

"The time."

"We don't believe in the whole concept of time here sugar. My names starlight what's yours?"

I choke on my sake as the one pats me on the back as she takes the time to wrap herself around me as well.

"Nice name." I say in a small voice. So it wasn't code, the brother really rode starlight. Then she kissed me and all I could do was sit in shock but as soon as tongue was introduced as I pushed her away.

"What are you shy or something? Come with me and I'll open you up." I stared at horror with my chakra wave at her till arms wrapped around me and a familiar voice made itself clear.

"Ah gomen Starlight but I think I'll take this sample for myself tonight." Kyou then pulled me on his lap and at that point I was ready faint.

"Oh, you're gay, that it explains it Ja ne! And call me if you want to experiment lover!"

"What?" How is it you let a girl kiss you and not me?"

"Eep!" I pushed myself out of Kyou's arms and fell on my ass on the ground.

"Why didn't you catch me?'

"Ah, so you do want me to hold you?" I cringe at his words before I get up ignoring the other people here as I retake my seat.

"How did you know it was me?"

"I saw you talking to that man and asking about the red house and so I waited for you."

"How did you know it was me?"

"I'm pretty sure there isn't a guy in here that would freak over being hit on by women."

"Why are you in cloud?'

"Business. I should ask the same thing but that would make me an accomplice to what ever heist you're planning now."

"I'm not stealing anything!"

"So you're here to enjoy the woman?" I was about to tell him off but as my target came in a focus on his movement as he and starlight made and exit upstairs.

"But you are right about being my accomplice, come on." I grab him and smirk as I lead him to the shadowed wall using him as a shield.

"Change of heart?"

'Yup, I have fallen totally in love with you." I drop my shift and put one on my eyes before I draped myself across the shocked Kyou as I steer him toward the stairs the man lets us by as my hand slides close to Kyou's pants line. Once were past I speed up the stairs to try and catch up with starlight and my target.

"My aren't we in a hurry-"

"Shush! I'm trying to listen." I catch which bedroom they go before I grab Kyou's hand and lead him to the bedroom next to it, it's locked but I use my chakra to form the key as we enter the bedroom with out a problem.

"Ah, so why so why are we falling starlight? I thought your couldn't wait to get rid of her?"

I stay from the bed as I decided to sit on the chair and Kyou takes the bed.

"Secret."

"So are we going to wait till they're done or something?" We looked at the wall as the thumping and moaning started.

"Well that was fast."

"Hey, bet we could be louder then them, we can use the chair you're sitting on; I mean it seems to be well used."

"Hmmm… no. And what do you mean well used?"

"Well it's in red velvet and there's latches on the arms-"

I jump out of the chair in second before my nose picks up the scent of starlight and sex. I wrinkle my nose at such a strong smell before I smirk.

"So note to self, when the good doctor smirks like that run like hell."

"Feh should have noticed that earlier, now you're my accomplice." I step toward the picture as I burn it with chakra till I have a clear window of the room beside us.

"Oh that is nasty! Why the hell did you do that?"

I took out Yuki's camera had borrowed and snapped pictures of the scene and I have been go glad to be blind in my life.

"I'm done lets go."

We make our way out of the building and out of the red district into normal streets before Kyou starts speaking.

"So, you often go around taking pictures of people having sex?"

"Nope, one time thing hopefully."

"Do I want to know what you're going to do with it?"

"Nope."

"K, so where you staying? Because I have a hotel room and a big-"

"Don't finish that sentence, thank you for your help but I have to go or I'll be late for dinner."

"Boyfriend?"

"That is none of your business." I walk away from him but he yells out.

"It hasn't stopped me before and it sure as hell isn't going to now!" I wave at him before I disappear and reappear to my Iwa seal then home to my study.

I develop the pictures and write my note on the back as I transport it on my favorite cloud advisor's desk then wait.

I send out my chakra waves as I sense the secretary bring the coffee I bought him is brought to him, he's drinking as he opens up the envelope and –

Thump!

Wah good times as I hear the thump of him fainting. I transport back to my study to take a well deserved sleep.