Here's chapter 2! Thanks to reviewers and story alert button clickers! This Chapter is kinda short but it will get longer.

Disclaimer- Since the last chapter I amassed a fortune and bought Scrubs...If only :P

Slighly AU- JD never broke up with Kim during "My Hard Labor" and consequently they are together and "both" "happy" in the story and Dr. Kelso is still Dean of Medicine. Other than that, the story concurs with all you see on TV.

Stuff in Italics is JD's thoughts. Stuff in bolded Italics will be his imagination nation!


"Love and Happiness leave as soon as they come" -Ricardo Meker


"Banana hammock!" I said quickly as I snapped out of a daze. Three sets of eyes stared at me.

"Um, yeah…dude, I just asked if I could have your pudding." Turk mentioned, hand darting to take my sugar free chocolaty delight.

"Of course mi amigo."

Why the heck did I get sugar free?

"Really? Thanks vanilla bear. But what pudding are you gonna eat?"

"Don't worry about that buddy," I said, tapping my spoon on the table "Oh, Interns!"

A half a dozen different bodies surged forward, looking scared.

"Um, Dr. Dorian?"

"What is it Larry? Why has no one given me a pudding yet?"

A loud whistle drew my attention and the interns fled.

"Well Shirley. You see, I got to the interns first and they gave me all of their pudding."

I gulped. "All of it?"

"Yup. And you know why I took it Bianca?"

"To…um…to eat…it?"

Dr. Cox laughed as he walked over to our table, 6 puddings swaddled in his arms.

"You actually think I would destroy my awesome body with these sweets? I took 'em so that you couldn't have them." And with that he dumped them in a trashcan that was suspiciously near our table. As I was too busy gawking at the wasted deliciousness, Dr. Cox grabbed my tray of veggies and mashed potatoes and dumped it into the trashcan.

"That's so the message sticks. Good day."

Dr. Cox walked away with a giant smile on his face.

"Well Bambi, you can always get more pudding from the lunch line."

"They never have extra pudding!" I whined, throwing the spoon that I was going to use to eat in a random direction.

"It never hurts to try v-bear!"

And just as I was standing up to go get another chocolate pudding Elliot comes along.

"Sorry I'm late guys! I had to fight this other chick for the last pudding and guess what? A random spoon just landed on my tray. How lucky is that?"

I just groaned.

Stupid spoon…


As soon as lunch ended I took out my cell phone and dialed home. I did this every day to make sure that Kim and Sammy were okay.

At first I got the answering machine.

Then Kim picked up.

"Hey Kim, how are you guys?"

"Oh, J.D…we're fine." Kim responded, an edge of panic and guilt in her voice. My smile faltered.

"Are you okay? Is there something wrong with Sam?"

"No, no. We're okay. I was just…"

The silence went on for a while. And when I was about to ask why she hadn't picked up in the first place, crying was heard through the receiver.

"Look J.D. I have to go."

"Kim, is Sam okay? Why didn't you pick u-"

"I have to leave."

With that Kim hung up and I was left standing there, all sorts of ideas running through my head.

Kim and Sam are fine. She hung up cause she had to go care for Sam. No biggie. She's just under stress. We'll be fine.

J.D. slipped the cell phone back into his pocket and went to see a new patient, trying to clear the cloud of doubt and foreboding hanging above his head.


A Moment In Scrubs: This new feature of my story is gonna have 2-3 lines directly from Scrubs that I thought were pretty funny, relevant to what is happening in the story, or just because. The comedy is to lighten up the angst, and even though it hasn't really started yet, science has proven that laughing is healthy (this is what you tell people who aren't very comedic or who believe you should be doing something more productive than watching funny TV).

So here goes:

J.D.: Oh, Dr. Cox, I know I'm being annoying. But I-I'm really getting used to talking to patients. I mean, this is why I became a doctor; right? Right?
Dr. Cox: I heard "I know I'm being annoying," and then...white noise.

-My Mentor, Season 1

Dr. Cox: Did you actually just page me to find out how much tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner?
J.D.: I was worried it could exasterbate the patient's...
Dr. Cox: Its regular strength tylenol. Here's what you do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handfull and throw it at her. Whatever sticks - that's the correct dosage.

-My First Day, Season 1


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