i really don't know what to call this

by CreamCheeseAlchemist

it's a linguistic crackfic with a certain kidnapper. Part 1 with L, Part 2 with Light.

2. Light

Don't own Death Note or Freakazoid. All legal DVDs, yes, and a great deal of the licensed DN stuff. Freakazoid, none yet. Better WB make some because I will buy it unless they sue me and stick me with legal fees.

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"I know you're a criminal, " Light Yagami says as he glances up at the hovering figure in his room.

"Then what are you waiting for?" the other man says. "Go ahead and write my name down in your little notebook."

"Is that your real name, then?" Light takes out a ballpoint pen in an overly dramatic fashion.

"At least my parents picked a name in their own language."

"Funny. But you'll be dead in seconds." Light writes down the name and quickly learns the Death Note has its limits.

To be more specific, the killing power of the Death Note is trumped by the kidnapping power of Candle Jack.