Chapter 2: Being Nice
She screamed. Ripping the clothes she had taken off her body to reveal her Amazon clothes underneath. Within the forest her Ki level began to rise erratically as she felt the rage flowing through her blood. Every Amazon and Ki wielders could feel it, hell, everything could feel it as she began her assault on the forest, ripping trees from their roots and destroying them with just kicks, punches and ki blasts.
From a great distance of a castle window Kakarotto watched the forest being destroyed by the amazon. He could almost taste her anger on his tongue as every tree in her path was destroyed. From behind him the King was having a conversation with their advisors about the problem that had happen while Prince Vegeta listened. There was also a namek, a bold monk, a Cyclops, Bulma and Dr Briefs. Yamcha was in the hospital wing in intensive care along with his gaurds.
"I could apologies to her" the King said.
"You are not the one that needs to apologies, your majesty. Yamcha is" Piccolo said.
"But that's the problem, Yamcha is the next in line for the throne. He could easily change his mind and try to wipe them out" Tien said.
"Except that's not possible Tien. Yamcha thought there aren't many of them. There are hundreds of thousands living within this city and there are far more outside." Piccolo said.
"How do you know this?" Tien asked.
"Do you honestly think that they would all live the life of warriors? Some do give that up to have families" Piccolo said.
"Alright before we go even further" Vegeta said. "Can someone tell me what the fuck is an amazon"
The humans cringed as they had a sweatdrop. They forgot about the Saiyans not knowing what they were dealing with.
"Well, I guess if someone is going to tell it may as well as be a woman" Bulma muttered and cleared her throat. "Amazons are a race of warrior women. They are evolutionarily evolved physically and spiritually than a human."
"So, they are as smart as your kind" Vegeta said.
"Well now I think they are smarter since we've pissed them off" Bulma said.
"Not us, Prince Yamcha" Piccolo reminded.
"Well either way his mistake leads to our death." Bulma sighed before she continued "They maybe warrior race but they happen to be peaceful race as well. The only time you see them fighting is when they are looking for a strong man to have children with or when they are being threaten."
"Like now. You said they were a race of warrior women, what happen to men." Vegeta said.
"Some people think they kill off the men but the truth is they don't really exist. The women can't have male children, it's extremely rare. The male babies are always still born if the mother managed to go the full nine months or if they survive extremely weak. They don't live that long" Bulma said.
"They seem to be a weak race if they can only produce women" Vegeta snorted.
"Yeah, especially since those women happen to have a power of 25000 and over" Bulma said coolly.
"That is not possible. Saiyans are stronger that humans." Vegeta said.
"But these are amazons, something in there blood makes them different to humans." Bulma explained. "Their genes cancel out our genes when we get together."
"They are increasingly starting to sound similar to us" Vegeta commented, feeling a headache coming along.
"Thank Kame they are not as arrogant" Bulma said.
Vegeta's eyes narrowed at the blue haired woman.
"Are you insulting me?" Vegeta said angrily.
"Just stating a fact, I am a scientist" Bulma said.
"Scientists are suppose to be smart, why are you insulting me when I can crush your skull with my bare hands, better yet how the hell did you end up with that idiotic Prince?" Vegeta said, forgetting that the idiotic Prince's father was in the room.
Bulma's jaw dropped and closed as she fumed at Vegeta. She stood up from her seat, glaring angrily at him.
"Prince Yamcha made a mistake" Bulma growled.
Vegeta stood up, looking peeved at her. He points to the window where Kakarotto is standing by, watching the forest destruction. His tail unwrapped around his waist became dead straight and all puffed up in anger.
"Some MISTAKE he made. Look what he's done! Do you think that amazon is planting flowers outside?" Vegeta growled.
"ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU!" the King boomed, making the room shake.
The Saiyan Prince and Scientist looked at the King and realised the scene they had caused. Reluctantly, they sat down, glaring at each other. The King rubbed his temples with his fingers.
"My son, made a mistake. A stupid mistake of underestimating them because of the subtle influence they have on this planet. I rule this planet, they look after the balance on the planet, and they help to keep the peace here. Granted our technology is advanced but their strength and magic could prove to be fatale against us" the King said.
"Magic" Vegeta said.
"The medicine that we gave you during the war is from a sensei bean that can heal even the most fatale of wounds or keep you going for three days without food, rare to find but they can make it" Bulma said.
Vegeta growled in frustration, this was starting to sound all too similar with Frieza. They were only just rebuilding what that gender confused psycho had damaged or destroyed, now they had to clear up this mess?
"How long will it take for her to calm down?" Kakarotto asked.
They all stopped and looked at him.
"Are you thinking of just going up there and say 'Hi Princess Chichi, Prince Yamcha is a stupid ignorant fool, you should not believe a word he says' and hope for the best?" Krillin said.
"Well…yeah" Kakarotto said as he turned around to face them.
"Y-you don't do that with amazons" Krillin said. "They are women."
"Yes, I've noticed that" Kakarotto said.
"Okay, I think the message is not clear enough" Krillin said "They are women who will kick your ass when they are pissed plus ten times worse. That woman blasting away the forest up there happens to be their Princess. What do you think she's going to do when she see's you?"
"I don't know, but maybe she hasn't returned to her home yet. Maybe this will be a good chance in changing her mind and not send her people against us all." Kakarotto said.
All the saiyans in the room all looked at him in surprise. Did Kakarotto said a smart thing? Catching their look he frowned.
"Look, I may be the guard to the Prince but I also happen to be an elite and a General of the King's court. My strength got me far but my skills and brains got me further" Kakarotto growled in his native tongue. "Never forget that."
With a smirk Vegeta watched the other saiyans trying their best not to cower from Kakarotto.
"Corse not, sir, but how are you going to convinces this Princess to change her mind?" a saiyan asked.
"Being nice for starters" Kakarotto said.
"Last time I checked, sir, women don't listen when they're angry, my mother doesn't listen when she's angry, my sisters don't listen when they are angry, my mate doesn't listen when she's angry and hell my daughter doesn't listen when she's angry" the saiyan said.
"Well, no one really listens to you anyway captain" Kakarotto smirked.
The saiyans all laughed at the embarrassed captain.
"Can we please have this in a language we can all speak?" Krillin said.
Kakarotto scratched the back of his head sheepishly.
"Sorry" he said.
"So, your going to talk to her on our behalf?" Tien said.
"Yeah" Kakarotto said.
"Okay, but it's your funeral" Tein said.
With one final blast against the crater she created Chichi fell backwards and onto her back. She was tired, letting out all that energy may have calmed her rage but she was still angry. No one should think that her tribe, her race, her KIND should be wiped out. It was a disgrace to ever think of such things.
"Just who does that mere man think he is!" she growled, panting slightly.
"Not a bright one"
At a great speed Chichi was on her feet again, fist balled up and in a fighting position. Her eyes narrowed at the intruder. He was a head taller than her with dark hair pointing in different direction, warm dark eyes, extra built as a soldier and handsome. Oh so very handsome but right now she couldn't be thinking about those things even though she was checking him over. A very handsome man indeed.
"You dare to sneak up on me?" Chichi said.
"Nope, just wanted to say hi" he said.
She blinked and raised an eyebrow.
"You wanted to say hi?" Chichi said slowly.
"That and talk to you" Kakarotto said.
"I don't talk" Chichi said.
"I thought women like to talk" Kakarotto said.
"I don't talk to strangers" Chichi said.
"Well, that's one of the reasons why I wish to talk, so we won't be strangers" Kakarotto said.
Chichi frowned "Look, I'm not looking for a man right now, so back off and keep the hell off my lands."
"Why would you be looking for a man?" Kakarotto asked, confused.
"To get pregnant with. Kami don't you…" her head cocked to one side as she spots something around his waist and rolled her eyes "So they send a saiyan, how pathetic."
"Can you really blame them?" Kakarotto said gesturing to clearing she had made within the forest.
She looked around and chuckled at the site.
"I guess I got a little carried away" Chichi said and sighed "If you're here to persuade me to change my mind about them you have another thing coming."
"Prince Yamcha is an ignorant fool" Kakarotto said.
"A fool that would be ruling this planet when his father dies" Chichi said.
"Which won't be for a long time." Kakarotto said. "The man is in his forties and the Prince is around his twenties. Plus with medical advances here the King could well up to nineties if he wanted to and ignorant fools do change."
"But accidents happens and it probably would happen before that fool changes his mind" Chichi said.
"You could have sped the process up. You gave him something to remember you by." Kakarotto said.
"I doubt that that throwing him through a wall will help the situation" Chichi said.
"That could have been his wake up call" Kakarotto said.
"He's unconscious" Chichi said bluntly.
Kakarotto frowned slightly. This was going harder than he thought. Remembering the conversation between Bulma and Vegeta, Kakarotto smiled.
"Alright I challenge you to a fight, if you win you can tell your people about that little incident and if you lose you don't." Kakarotto said.
"You're a saiyan I can't" Chichi said.
"You're afraid I'll beat you?" Kakarotto almost taunted.
"I made a promise that I wouldn't fight your kind." Chichi said.
"To whom?" Kakarotto asked.
"To lady Bulma, she wanted an alliance with you" Chichi said.
"So you wish to honour that then?" Kakarotto asked.
"Yes" Chichi said.
"We're already have an alliance, they sent me after all to change your mind" Kakarotto said.
"Then you would be my enemy" Chichi said, narrowing her eyes.
"So being your enemy that would be in challenge because I would give you no choice but since I'm saiyan you can't do anything" Kakarotto said. "So I win the fight."
Chichi looked blankly at him, how the hell did that happen? First they were talking and now she lost a fight without even fighting? Where was the sense in that?
"Buuuuuuuuut I could ask Bulma if it was alright to fight you to make it fair" Kakarotto said, he couldn't resist a good challenge himself.
"A fair fight" Chichi said slowly.
"You just got to keep the incident a secret" Kakarotto said.
Chichi thought for a moment and smiled. She loved a challenge as well.
"Sure but I will tell them if I hear ANYTHING that threatens my kind" Chichi said.
"Okay" Kakarotto smiled, he couldn't wait to fight this deadly beauty, to get close to her.
Chichi started to chuckle.
"What?" Kakarotto asked, puzzled by her sudden laughter.
"Your tail is wagging" Chichi said.
Kakarotto looked and blushed sheepishly. Surely enough it was.
Okay so there you go. Yes I know Goku is stupid not to leave it like that but you know the guy, loves a good fight anyway he could get. Please leave me a review guys.
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Ruth Aose – Yep very powerful just the way she should be, I can't stand it too when writers make her weak (Okay she's human but hello! the way she fights is NOT normal!) And with Yamcha? Well I don't know about him living or not but I've got plans for that termite so watch out. I'll try my best to complete it but it all depends on my muse.