Disclaimer;Pavi, Luigi, and other characters from Repo! The Genetic Opera belong to Terrance Zdunich and Darren Smith.

Note:I was getting tired of writing emo/angsty/sad/it'stoughit'shumannature/OMGSOTRAGIC fanfics. I decided to go out on a rope and write a comedy one. Or dark comedy... with many implied innuendoes as well as slight Pavigi. xD Wow... This is probably going to be one of the longest fanfictions I've ever posted. One chapter of many. What sparked this insanity? A real live trip to the zoo with my friend, AF. Enjoy..or er...not?

For once, it was a nice spring day. The time was roughly eleven in the morning. The sun was a gleaming shade as its rays cast down upon the Largo Mansion. Landscaping held a particular shade of green for once. As said before, it was finally spring. The long, cold winter had finally ended it's brutality. Birds- mutated birds for that matter - chirped in their special little way. It was much too early for Repo Men and the junkies.. unless they needed their breakfast supplement.

Inside the large household were the Largo siblings. Rotti was busy within his office, attending to work. Luigi sat in his favorite recliner, with the Animal Channel on the television. An intense look was cast in his blue eyes, narrowing his brows together. On the t.v, there was a lioness stalking an antelope as prey. He personally loved anything that had violence.

Pavi was in a bright and strangely sunny mood. The weather held strange effects on people. He beamed his Cheshire grin that only he could pull off. Amazingly, he had sent the GenTerns off. For today, the youngest brother wanted to do something different. An idea was set in his brain that no one would persuade him out of it. The beautiful temperature boosted his idea all the more.

He strolled into the living room with mirror in hand. "Brother!" Pavi began. The effeminate male blocked the older one's line of vision. Pavi's attention span had now shrunken or diverted for the most part. He had temporarily forgotten of his plan, since he was distracted by his own reflection for the time being. A slim hand rose to slick back the raven colored hair.

"Goddamnit, Pavi. Get of the fucking way!" Luigi snarled, his beloved knife tightened within his grip.

Paviche snapped back into reality with a blink. He side stepped. "Oh! I'm-a sorry, Luigi."

Luigi rolled his eyes, but as he looked back at the television... it was far too late. The lioness had already made her kill. The carcass of the prey was lifeless, it's nearly indistinguishable ribs jutted out at a sick angle. The predator's muzzle was caked with drying blood. The fangs dripped with a mixture of saliva and the crimson liquid. The elder brother sent a fist down on the arm of the chair.

"I mised the badass lion kill the pansy deer thing!" The eldest whined like a small child. "Me being badass and you being the fucking pansy," he added for more insight and clarity.

"Oops-a!" Pavi exclaimed once more in a somewhat apologetic manner.

Luigi pointed the blade at his sibling."You'd better make it up-"

"Would you-a like to-a see real lions?"

"What?" He stared blankly at his brother.

"Let's-a go to the-a zoo! You-a can see reallions, fratello."

It was a subject, really. Neither of them had ever been to the zoo in their lifetime. It would be a whole new experience to them. Yet, neither of them would admit this since it would be a blow to their pride... or whatever would be left of it.

"Is Amber coming?" Luigi asked with an arch of the brow.

Now, that could have been taken as an Innuendo. Pavi took it as such.

"I-a don't know? Why-a don't you-a check?" The younger smugly suggested with a smirk.

Luigi widened his eyes, realizing what the suggestion was about. "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" He roared out, quickly rising.

The Italian playboy laughed nonchalantly, but he ran off for desire of keeping his body intact.

The brown haired man held his knife high above his head, stabbing the air. He took in pursuit after Pavi. He skid across the rug, nearly colliding into a hallway wall. His brows scrunched together, lips knit into a drastically curved frown as if he had bitten something sour. One thing was on his mind. Stabbity stab stab. Stab stab.

Amber had her morning fix and was in a nearly coma induced state. She relaxed in her bedroom with the door shut. This day was all so peaceful. Nothing could ruin it in her warped mind. Her head rolled to the side, looking out the window. A bird perched on a branch, blinking it's lone eye. "Hi, Mr. Birdy..." She drawled. "Haha... You look funny...Cyclops..Cybirdy..."

"Sister!" The black haired man cried out, swinging the door open. An expression of excitement and vague fear was cast in his eyes.

Miss. Sweet drowsily looked up at the chaotic scene in front of her.

Luigi wrapped an arm around Pavi's throat, performing something close to a headlock. The knife's tip pressed against the jawline. Pavi's hands flailed about as he gave a struggle.

"Got'cha, Faggy!" The eldest laughed and grinned in his triumph.

"I am-a not!"

"Are too!"

"..." Amber blinked.

"Am-a not!"

"Are fucking too!"

"You-a are the-a one who will-a find a hole-a and fuck it!"

"You get it up for anything, you fucking pervert!" Luigi countered.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP." Their sister rose to a sitting position. Her jaw locked in all frustration as she swayed lightly. Her eyes with cloudy. She felt no pain. The Z still floated though her system at a gentle pace. "You're both fags!"

"Awww...."

"Fuckity fuck fuck. Fucking damnit!" Luigi let go of Pavi, smacking him on the back of the head. Pavi rubbed that same location, murmuring an 'ow'.

"Why the fuck did you come to my room!?" She exclaimed. The surgery addicted sibling briefly glanced at the window. '' had flown away. "YOU SCARED MR. BIRDY!"

Pavi glanced at his brother, whispering. "Who is-a Mr. Birdy?"

"Like I fucking know."

The brothers exchanged glances once more with a shrug.

"Do you-a want to-a come with the zoo with us?"

"God no..." Amber muttered. Although she was out of it, she could only imagine what havoc would happen. "Now, get out of my room, fucktards."

"Awww...."

"Bitch." Luigi grumbled.

The two left their sister's room to leave her to her drug trip.

"Mr. Birdy, you're back!" They had heard her say. "Ow, Stop eating my hair! Stop! Stop pecking at me!" Amber whined in her room, flailing from the now imaginary bird. The real one eyed bird watched from outside.

"What the fuck is she on?" The eldest grunted, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Z."

"I know that." He spoke, matter-of-factly.

"Oh."

"Idiot."

"Luigi?"

"Yeah?"

"We-a need money."

"Yeah. Go ask Pop."

"But-"

"Was your idea. Go seduce him or something."

Seduce? That wouldn't be hard, considering the fact that everyoneloved the Pavi.