Sorry for taking so long on this guys but I had this massive writer's block on this puppy and so I went off to do other bits and pieces. Still working out bits and pieces for the other stories I've got out there.

Part 2

5 years ago…

"You want me to pay what?" Bulma barked.

They both had finally arrived at Baba's little island to meet the little fortune telling witch only to find that she demanded payment. Naturally Bulma was willing to pay since she was so rich but the money Baba demand would make her broke and in debt.

"1,000,000,000,000 Zeni dear" Baba said.

"You crazy old hag! Just for one look in that stupid ball of yours?" Bulma shouted.

"It's all to do with destiny dear and one should NEVER meddle without a PRICE" Baba smirked.

"Let's just go Bulma" Chichi said tiredly against a wall.

"Princess Chichi, would you like to know your fortune?" Baba asked.

"I already know what the future holds for me" Chichi drawled "A warrior's life for me"

"I on the other don't" Bulma growled "I did not come all the way with you telling me that you will not tell me a single thing"

"Well, there is another way for you know your future" Baba smirked.

"Yes?" Bulma asked eagerly.

"You'll be fighting my top demon warriors" Baba said.

At that Chichi perked up, pushing herself off the wall to look at the witch. Bulma however was not happy at the prospect of fighting, she didn't know a great deal at all.

"WHAT!" Bulma barked.

"I'll fight for you instead Bulma" Chichi said.

Bulma instantly smirked very happy now, confident in her friend. She had seen Chichi hunting down T-Rexs and bring them down with a swift blow. And if she had problems she could shout out a strategy plan.

"Deal! Sick 'em Chi!" Bulma said.

Present day

Kakarot literally had to duck and dive as ki blast after ki blast was shot at him. Left right, left, duck, jump, duck, right, STOP! Right, left, stop, left, right, jump, roll, left, right, right, left, right, duck and jump.

Sheesh, put a coal up her butt and you'd get a frickin diamond in a week!

He dives out of the way just as the biggest ki ball so far nearly fried his hair and smacks into the shield into the audience. There were sparks for a moment but the shield was still strong.

"Has anyone taught you how to count to ten?" Kakarot shouted at her "You could have seriously hurt someone!"

Chichi however wasn't listening; her Amazon nature had taken over and was in over drive. Taking the hint Kakarot went into fight stance as she flips over and brought her fists down on him like a pair of hammers. He barely blocks and kicks out to create space however she grabs his foot and proceeds to flip him over her. Hitting the floor he tries to sweep her feet from under her only she jumps over his offending leg. Using the momentum he goes into a crouch and blast her with his ki. Chichi saw this coming and spins off the ground to side into another fighters stance.

She was faster than him and they both knew it.

Chichi suddenly steps forward and hits him, he moves back into a strong stance and blocks the swings and grabs her hands. Chichi then jumps sideways, lets go, turns around and kicks Chichi in the face. Kakarot hits Chichi back and tries to seep her feet from under her. Chichi jumps quickly to avoid quickly but Kakarot then hits Chichi, she flips backward out of reach, then steps forward to sends rapid of punches from different angles at Kakarot which he blocks fast.

Kakarot manages to keep hold of her fists before he used his weight and strength to tosses Chichi into the air. She spins and land ungracefully onto her side, rolling until she was face down. She looks up from her spot to him.

"You are going down monkey boy!" Chichi growled.

"Looks who talking!" Kakarot said.

Chichi smirked with a calculating look before she rolled onto her back and flipped onto her feet. She wiped the dirt from her mouth before she smoothly went into fighting stance.

Chichi's punches and throws Kakarot over her head with little effort into the air, he crashes back down. Kakarot gets up and tries to hit Chichi but is instead thrown across the arena by her again. Kakarot lands on the floor, skidding to a stop. Chichi charge towards him, while Kakarot rolls onto his back and flip up to his feet. He moves into fighters position.

"You are so dead" Chichi growled.

"Uh-uuuuh" Kakarot said, wagging his finger at her "Rules remember."

"Huh, well I'll make you wish you were then" Chichi smirked darkly.

She threw out a right punch to him, he blocks, grabbing her fist and swings it away from him. Using the momentum she brought up her left knee to his rips but his other arm blocks her blow. He then kicks out to her chest, making her grunt. He kicks up into her shoulder, smacking it hard. Chichi gritted her teeth in pain, that really hurt but he didn't dislocated it, which was a very good thing. With her other arm she smacked up the palm of her hand into jaw and kicks out into his hip.

Kakarot blocks another blow to his hips before kicking into her calve muscle, missing her knees he was aiming for. He jabs out to her face only to have her kneeing him in the gut. He uses the momentum to flip backwards, smacking his heel into her other shoulder. When he completed the flip he stopped another kick only to find it was a fake as she smacked other foot into his thigh, making him grunt. She jumps off him and lands on her feet, staring at one another.

Kakarot suddenly darted at her zigzagging with afterimages after afterimages. She smirks, alerting him and ducks with what look like blades passes over him from the corner of his eyes. He rolls behind her onto his feet while she flips forwards, lands on her feet and turns towards him crouching slightly with her arms spread either side of her.

"There are not suppose to be weapons in this fight" Kakarot barked, his tail bristling behind him in annoyance.

"Do you see any on me?" Chichi said in an innocent voice.

"Don't play stupid with me, I know what I saw!" Kakarot growled.

"Then prove it Saiyan!" Chichi said with a hint of smugness.

Kakarot swings at Chichi, but Chichi dodges to the side and propels herself over to him as she throws a neat punch to his shoulder. She then smacks the heel of her palm her other hand into his chest and gave a sharp hammer kick to his gut. Kakarot tries to throw another punch at Chichi, but Chichi catches his arm and swipes and scratches Kakarot into the ribs. Kakarot swings with his free arm, hitting Chichi in the face, but she returns the favour, punching him back in the face just as hard.

He tries to grab her throat but she swipes it away and punches him repeatedly in the chest and stomach. Kakarot stumbles backwards and Chichi sweep-kicks him in the ankles, bringing Kakarot to the floor. She quickly straddles him and grabs his throat as he struggles. In the back of his mind he suddenly remember a little piece of information he had forgotten about during there spar in the city.

On top she manages to punch him before he grabs her second punch and flings her off him. They both flip up, this time Kakarotto jumps up and delivers a kick against her chest and she blocks it. He lands and goes to kick her again, she blocks with her legs and swipes at him with her sharp nails. He dodges but she manages to tear through his shirt. He didn't have time to comment when he had to dodge the next swipe and blocks the incoming kick.

"Oh shit" Kakarot said, realising what the blades really were.

Chichi let a sensuous smile grace her face knowing what he knew now. Ever so slowly her nails began to lengthen till they were three and half inches long and sharp enough to cut diamonds.

"Guess where my other hand is" Chichi smiled.

Kakarot looked over her thigh and saw her middle and forefinger were pointing downward and just above his, well, the family jewels really. Quite calmly as possible he looked up at her again and gave her a weak smile.

"So you can either give up or risk being an eunuch for the rest of your life" Chichi said.

"Is there a third option?" Kakarot asked.

All the males in the booth squirmed, except Vegeta (who mentally squirmed) and Picollo who really didn't…er lets just leave it as that, at the sight of the very long very sharp nails and where they were aiming at. Though they didn't hear what they were saying on the field they could guess what Chichi was saying with her cat like grin.

"Oh that is going to be a toughie" Bulma said.

"No it's not, he's going to give up" Shashu said with confidence "Men think with there balls, it's natural for them to protect them"

Queen Melanippe covered her eyes with her hand in embarrassment. She couldn't believe Shashu even managed to say that with a straight face or the fact Chichi may rid a male's way to produce children. Her daughter and niece definitely didn't do subtle.

"No he will not" Vegeta said. "He has saiyan pride and he's not your average male, nor does he have human thoughts for that matter"

"Do you file them by any chance?" Kakarot asked.

Next thing Kakarot felt were the nail pressing against his manhood. He stopped himself from jumping in case they were accidently impaled, gritting his teeth in reflex.

"I'm waiting" Chichi sang.

"Well you see with the options you have given to me with the whole eunuch thing that won't go down very well during our bonding time." Kakarot said relaxing his body.

"Oh Diana! Do I have to translate this to idiot? There is no us!! There will never will be an 'us', can't you just accept that?" Chichi barked.

"No" Kakarot said.

Curving his back slightly he brought his knees up, knocking her hand away and herself forward. He twists her off him with his arm before flipping onto his feet. Rolls sideways and onto her feet, blocking a kick but staggers back a bit. His strength and weight out weigh her strongly and she really didn't like that. No matter she can still dodge better than he could.

Chichi smiles as Kakarot alights with ki energy as he advances on the amazon. He fires a huge amount of ki at Chichi, who blocks it by forcing a ki shield break it up. They begin to trade several rounds of blows from every angle they could, all of them either missed or blocked. After one powerful blast thrown simultaneously from either of them they were both blown backwards to the broken flood behind them. Kakarot got up first.

"Oh you are so screwed!" Kakarot growled "And NOT in a good way!"

Placing into position he cupped his hands began gather blue energy into the palms of his hands. Chichi got up groggily, memorised at the new move.

"Ka me" the light grew "Ha me" the intensity tripled "HA!" and he threw it at Chichi.

Chichi watches in horror as the wave came towards her at a tremendous. She couldn't escape it and ki shield would surely break it. So she did what anyone else would do, she took the blast head on absorbing it as she does.

All amazons were on the edge of theirs seats.

"What is your fighter's name?" the Queen asked.

"Kakarot" Vegeta said.

"That's a bit ironic" Shashu commented.

"Why?" Vegeta asked.

"Well, it sounds like 'carrot' which is a vegetable here and, well, in old Amazonian 'carrot' means 'Heaven'." Shashu said.

"What's ironic about that?" Bulma asked.

"Chichi means 'Earth'." Shashu said.

"Oh! Heaven and Earth!" Bulma said, sighing at how romantic that was "How cute!!"

"So what?" Vegeta said, almost popping the sappy bubble Bulma was forming in her head.

"Its destiny my dear" Baba said.

"I don't believe in that crap" Vegeta rolling his eyes.

Chichi absorbed the wave, screaming and surprising Kakarot as she did, before flinging it back at him. He dodges quickly and lands to the side. He was surprised yet again that she was gritting her teeth in pain holding the arm that flung his attack back at him. Hell she was surprise that she even managed the feet and was still standing.

"Stupid move. Really stupid move" Chichi grunted.

Her amazon healing abilities kicked in and the arm healed. She cursed now; her healing abilities were good but had taken away valuable ki and speed. Kakarot could now easily catch her now that they were matching speed. And to prove her point upon blinking he used that moment to catch her.

"So after the fight do you think there will be an after party with you ladies?" Nappa asked quietly, wiggling suggestively to Shashu.

Shashu looked coy and flirtatious towards Nappa. She raised a hand, brushing down his cheek to his lips and neck. She smirked as she hits a pressure point on his jugular to which he falls unconscious.

"Not a chance" pushing him away to the floor.

How dare did he say that when her cousin was in the middle of a fight that was proving to be more difficult than it was suppose to be.

"What did he say?" The queen asked, eyeing his unconscious form while Vegeta lets out bark full of laughter.

"You don't want to know" Shashu said to her mother.

Arms around her chest and tail around her powerful legs, she was securely locked against him.

"If you don't release me from your tail, I'm going to bite it!" Chichi snarled.

"Save the kinkiness for the bedroom" Kakarot purred into her ear.

Chichi blushed crimson before she growled, smacking the back of her head into his face. He grunted in pain, thanking she didn't hit him in the nose. Unfortunately she used the distraction to loosen his grip before elbowing him. She then went for his tail, to her surprise Kakarot let out roar of pain, nearly making her death. Letting go he stumbled as she clutched her soar ears. She leaned forward and slammed her foot into his stomach. The impact sent him into the air before skidding backwards on his feet.

"Wow, it is so easy to push you button ain't it?" Kakarot said smugly.

At that Chichi sent a wave of ki blasts at him. To which he dodged. Unlike the last time she did this it was a little easier and he realised why. Her speed had decreased from the Kamehame wave.

"Stay bloody still!" Chichi said.

"Why?" Kakarot asked dodging ki blast.

"So I can kick your ass!" Chichi snarled.

"No thanks!" Kakarot smirked.

Chichi growled now thoroughly angrily at how he was mocking her. Then she realised something horrible while they had been fighting. He never hit her with any powerful blows, he was on constant defence and constantly insulting her to ruin her focus. He had been wearing her down by making herself tire herself out. That sneaky little bastard. Well he was in for a surprise now.

Chichi suddenly stopped before placing her feet either side of her along with her fists and closed her eyes. Kakarot stopped as well, hesitated for a moment curious to what she was going to do. What she was going to do was something her dear sensei Baba taught her in her cave. Ki balls began to form in her hands before they started to lengthen into too long whips of ki energy pooling around both sides of her feet.

In the corner of the platform Krillin looked at Baba with annoyance. Of all the techniques she could have taught Chichi, it had to be one that literally going get Kakarot ass whipped.

"You could have kept that one from her" Krillin whispered to Babar.

Baba smirked at the monk.

"And let my best student down? Never." Baba said.

"If she wins…" Krillin warned.

"Then she wins and you have a problem" Baba said.

Syn'ri: I'll try to update quicker for you hun.

Arashinobara Jikkankakyoku: Yeah the Amazonian thing does give the explanation that she's 'powerful', but if you think about it in the series she's the most powerful character of them all cause she controls Goku, Gohan, Goten and Pan easily. And aren't they the most powerful in the universe? (Sorry Veggie boy, Trunks and maybe Bra, but it's true). Anyway Chichi is not as strong as Goku here but she's more flexible resulting to her being faster. Now though she can't rely on her speed because Goku has dampened it so she's got to figure out a away to win this without getting hit by him.

I'm annoyed that they made her a minor character cause of the influence she has on her family and only used her as a plot device. It sucks but that's what Fanfiction is for.

Thanks for your review anyway hun!

Arcadia81: Hey hun, sorry for not updating here for so long but writer block for this sucker. Anyway yeah a Bulma that falls on her butt is something worth to see. Like I said before I'm blending Kakarot and Goku traits to one another. Yep Chichi doing her kickass moves while Kakarot is baiting and breaking her down. All in the name of courtship! LOL. Yep Veggie boy getting insulted by a woman is hilarious, but don't think he won't get his own back. ;) glad you enjoyed the chappie hun!

Luvuandurstory: (is that you real pen name here? ;;) Hi hun, I'm sorry for keeping you waiting but writer block and all. I'm happy that your enjoying the story so far, it always makes me smile that people out there are always trying to encourage others. The lemon (another word for sex, smut…etc if ya wondering) between Goku and Chichi is still debatable because of the rules here and it's a real pain if the story gets deleted and you get a warning and all (which thankfully I haven't since I've been careful and all). But if that's what you want I'll see what I'll come up with. ;)

Patsy Davis: Thanks hun and you'll have to wait and see.

Myrna13: Thanks hun!

Darkangel000: Thanks hun! I like Kakarot/Goku blend like this. There's so much ya can do with this. I'll try to do my best to update!

Yari: Uni is a pain and so is a darn writer's block. (sakes head) Anyway I'm glad you like the characterisation of our heroes here. Yeah Bulma was a little jealous of Sahsu and with good reason too. I'll try to update asap!

Ruth Aose: Thanks hun! You'll have to wait and see what's wrong with our favourite heroin in the chapter after the next!

Um review please?