Note: Woohoo! The fifth chapter is up! ;D I had written three chapters this weekend... but I didn't post any of them. I had them written by hand on a notebook. So yeah. Enjoy as always!

They walked in with equal grins on their faces. The cashier held a look of pure terror, but she resumed her post. Unfortunately, she had to be at this dreadful place. There was no other way to pay for her crappy college education. She knew who those two men were. She might as well have paid for her funeral right then and there.

The two acted like kids in a candy store aside from the fact that it was a gift shop.

Pavi picked up a stuffed lion, waving it in his brother's face.

"Who's-a fuzzy wuzzy? Woozafuzzi." Who knew what those words meant. They were incomprehensible. Merely jumbled letters.

"Get that fucking thing out of my God damned face." Luigi growled lowly.

"Aww. You-a don't like-a it?"

"No! It's got creepy beady eyes. Kind of like.. it's looking at you naked."

A giggle came from the cashier.

"Shut the fuck up!"

Silence and fear came as a response from the poor girl. Luigi's words gave Pavi an idea. He grinned wildly at the thought. He lowered the harmless stuffed animal down to his brother's clothed area. He kept the nose pointed directly there.

"Crotch-a sniff!"

"Pavi, what the fuck?"

Pavi soon after received a sharp smack to the back of the head.

"Ow.." He tightly hugged the animal, picking up a stuffed bear as well. He was going to buy both. No one would stop him from doing so. Pavi gestured the lion to Luigi. "His name will-a be Pavi Jr..." A glance at the bear. "And this is-a Bob."

"...Freak." Luigi walked towards the cashier.

"Uh. Uhm. How- How can I help you Mr. Largo, Sir" She gulped. Just one more week of Hell. No more... creepers. She could do this.

"Do you have any knives?"

"Erm. No. Sorry, Sir."

Luigi gave an angry grunt.

"Uh. Uh. But. But we have spears!" She quickly gestured over to the glass cased items.

He casually walked over to them.

"Hey. These are fucking awesome."

She gave a soft sight of relief. Whew.

"How much are they?"

"$125 per spear."

"That's expensive, don't you think-" He turned to look at her name tag. Ima Gayheart. What the fuck kind of name is that? Haha! That's fucking rich! "Miss. Gayheart?" Luigi controlled himself from laughing.

"Oops! I'm so sorry. Did I say $125? I meant $100." Her voice shook.

"Can I get one?"

"Of course, sir. But please wait until you're done shopping. Then, I'll take it out of the case."

"Fine." He grumbled, turning to find Pavi at the rocks. There were probably over hundreds of them in the wooden box. Black velvet pouches laid nearby for the people to choose what they wished.

The playboy's cheeks... seemed to be full with something. Luigi arched a brow.

"Pavi- what the fuck is in your mouth?"

"Mmrf. mmf." Came his response.

"Spit 'em out, douche!"

"Mmf. Mmf." A shake of the head.

Luigi slapped Pavi on the back, causing many rocks to spill from his mouth. Pavi clutched his throat, coughing and choking.

Ewww... The cashier thought, watching in strange awe. She simply couldn't look away. Horrifying, yet enticing.

Crap. Luigi wrapped his arms tightly around his brother.

"Omg yaoi." The cashier, Ima, whispered to herself. Luigi shot her a glare. Pavi continued to choke. He quickly performed the Heimlich maneuver. The rock flew out and tumbled onto the floor.

Pavi gave a nervous laugh while Luigi glared at him.

"It-a was like-a having mini balls in my-a mouth."

His brother merely shook his head.

"Let's-a look-a at the-a hats."

"Right." He rolled his eyes as they both walked over to the racks.

There were dozens. Some were made of foam. Others were caps with the zoo's name proudly displayed. Pavi pointed to the visors with foam animals on them.

"Hey, brother. You should-a get the-a lion hat-a and I'll-a get the wolf."

Luigi snorted, reluctantly picking it up and placing it on his head.

"How do I look?"

"Bellisimo, brother." Two thumbs up.

He had to see for himself. The older male looked in the mirror with a smirk.

"Fan-fucking-tastic!"

Pavi put on the lupine visor. "How do I-a look, brother?"

"Like a dork."

"I'm-a going to-a buy it."

"Whatever."

After a few more shelf bumping incidents due to a fight, they finally made it to the front desk to pay. The cashier looked around the store with a mortified face. The gift shop was in ruins. Saliva covered rocks were on the ground. Stuffed animals littered the floor. Toys lay in their wake.

She had taken out the spear for Luigi although the corners of her mouth twitched. They gave her the money which she put into the register with a small clink.

"Such a pretty face-a, bella." Pavi cooed, stroking her cheek.

Her face reddened more so in anger than embarrassment. The poor worker tugged off her store apron and nametag with a yank, tossing her arms in the air.

"I QUIT!" Shortly after, she spoke every profanity known to man. That was the last time Ima Gayheart worked at the zoo....

The brothers exchanged looks and grins as they walked out of the shop. Pavi pulled out a pocket knife, skinning off the stuffed bear's face. He placed the face upon on the lion's."

"Look-a, Pavi Jr. has a pretty face like-a the Pavi!"

"...Nice." Luigi snorted. "Pavi are you gonna tell me why you're acting like this?"

"Like-a what?"

"A fucking kid."

"I'll-a tell you later."

"Promise."

"Sí! Now, let's-a see some-a lions."

Luigi grinned.

Note: If you don't know what yaoi means... it's "malexmale." :D Yay.