The Much Unexpected Chapter Two
Ron Weasley knew that he was expected to form a relationship with Hermione. It was what was assumed – that he, the least mature of the pair, would get over his childishness and the two would form an ever-lasting union.
People thought he liked her. Unfortunately, this was not so.
Ron had his eye on someone else. Someone who, by anyone's standards, would be unacceptable for Ron.
But his heart obeyed no rules, and he felt only lust when he saw his lovely bulbous eyes. His heart would swell with pride knowing that his only love cleaned their common room every evening, would light their fires.
Oh, if only he knew how he set fire to Ron.
Sometimes, late at night, Ron would awaken and see him next to his bed. Ron would blink… and he was gone. This always caused him extreme pain, knowing that his mind manifested night images, but he only ever caught a brief glimpse of them.
Sometimes, when he and Harry would go to the kitchens for a snack, he would see how he treated Harry and pure jealousy would erupt in him. He saw the green eyed monster, along side his large eyed love.
Why couldn't Ron capture his interest too? He hoped, he prayed even, that his feelings would someday be returned.
Ron sighed and absently mindedly fingered a spare sock.
He knew Dobby was unattainable. But that only made him want him more.
A/N: This is a joke too. :D Honestly.
Don't even ask why I made a second chapter. This was supposed to be a one-shot, actually.