Viva La Gabby…Part Deux-3 by jerseygirlinoxford (sue)
More for Kathy's ReWard Challenge on RW.
The demonic sounds from the other side of the curtain began to diminish as the Holy Water took effect. Gabby was feeding Xylia some Goldfish when they overheard the news anchor talking about Joe. "….was reported that the missing penis had been found. As you recall, Kathy Morelli, who is now in custody after turning herself in, severed her husband's penis with a Ginsu knife in a vicious attack earlier today. It was discovered under a bush next to a hub cap by a team of blood hounds….."
"Hey Morelli!" Bobby called over the curtain. "They found your dick…er…penis" He quickly corrected himself before Gabby could. Gabby smiled back at him. There was an unintelligible grunting from his direction. With everything that had happened, Xylia wasn't aware of the Joe and Kathy situation. Bobby could almost see the light go on over her head.
"Kathy cut off Joe's dick?" Gabby nodded and giggled.
"You're aposta say penis, Xylia," Gabby corrected. "Aunt Kathy called Mommy and said she gots Uncle Joe's clap-dick from Belushio's salmon deli! Mommy's going to get her." Xylia practically screamed with laughter.
"Oh my God! Kathy was driving around with your dick in her hand!" Xylia yelled over the curtain. She felt a gentle tapping on her arm.
"Clap-dick," Gabby corrected. This sent Xylia into another fit of laughter. Oops, the medication was really kicking in now, Bobby thought.
"That's not funny!" came Joe's irritated reply. "You wouldn't think it was so funny if she was riding around with Brown's dick in her hand!" Xylia snorted.
"If it was Bobby's dick, she'd need two hands!" Oh shit! This was so not the conversation to be having with Gabby sitting right there. If he didn't put a stop to it, his dick would be in Ranger's hands…right after he ripped it off.
"Do you have a clap-dick too, Uncle Bobby?" Gabby asked him while furrowing her little brow. Xylia looked as if she was about to respond. They were temporarily distracted by two doctors in long white coats walk past and into Joe's curtained area. Bobby put a finger to his lips.
"Ssshhh," he whispered. He wanted to hear what the doctors were telling Morelli. Gabby smiled back and him and nodded. Then she gave him the finger.
"Look what I can do, Uncle Bobby," she whispered back. Bobby tried not to smile. Xylia snorted and covered her mouth. Quick…think! Coloring books and crayons. Yes! He grabbed the Snoopy tote and took out the distraction kit.
"Why don't you draw Xylia a picture?" Gabby smiled and bobbed her head up and down.
"I will drawed a picture of you, Xylia," Gabby told her excitedly. Bobby set her in the chair and lowered the bedside table for her to use. They could hear the doctors speaking.
"Mr. Morelli…I'm Dr. Johnson and this is my partner, Dr. Weiner. My understanding is that they found the remainder of your penis, and it's en route to the hospital as we speak. From what I was told, they needed to finish taking pictures for evidence at the scene. The severed penis was found by blood hounds. There was a raccoon gnawing on the base which was frighten away by the dogs. One of the forensic officers wiped off the ants….." He trailed off as they overhead the news anchor interviewing policemen at the scene. It was Big Dog and Carl. In a gloved hand, Big Dog was flashing Joe's severed member around like a dick puppet.
"Christ!" Joe grumbled.
"Well….maybe that's why it was taking so long?" Dr Weiner muttered. Joe grabbed for his cell phone and angrily punched in some numbers.
"Yeah…it's Joe. Quit playin' with my dick and bring it to the hospital now or I'll give you a real puppet show!" He slammed his phone shut and tossed it on the bedside table. This perked Gabby up.
"A puppet show? Can I watch, Uncle Joe?" she innocently called through the curtain.
"He's talking with the doctors right now, Gabby," Bobby explained and put his finger to his lips again. Gabby nodded and gave him the finger again. Shit! Did Lester have to go through all this? He knew about the Mayor McCheese thing, the porn mags (which that bastard blamed on him), and Joe and Kathy's ER adventure. He decided to worry about it later. Right now, he wanted to hear about Joe's condition. HIPAA schMIPAA. Inquiring minds want to know!
"Well, we have to examine the amputated part to see how much can be salvaged. I was expecting a clean incision because of the sharpness of the Ginsu knife, but due to the nibbling of the rodents, the ants, and the Puppet Show, we'll have to see what, if any, we can reattach," Dr Weiner continued.
"What do you mean….see, what, if any? You have to give me my dick back, Doc! That is not an option. She cut most of it off. There's only a stump left….." Joe trailed off as he felt a gentle tapping on his arm.
"You're aposta say penis, Uncle Joe. Dick is a bad word. Mommy and Daddy said it's not nice," Gabby softly explained. Then she offered him some Goldfish. Joe began to cry.
"Brown! Please keep her over there!" Joe whined. "I can't handle this right now." Gabby's little face fell and bottom lip began to quiver.
"Don't you love me no more, Uncle Joe?" she cried. Bobby was there in a flash and picked Gabby up. "That hurts my heart." The look on Joe's face said it all. Bobby really felt for the poor bastard.
"He loves you, Gabby. It's just that Uncle Joe is sick right now and needs to rest…okay?" Joe's shoulders slumped and mouthed Thank You to him.
"You don't feel good, Uncle Joe?" she asked as she rubbed her eyes. Joe nodded. She swung her arms towards him, and he flinched. "I can make you feel better." Bobby held on tight.
"We have to let him rest. These doctors are going to take care of him," Bobby explained as he took her back to Xylia. And besides….he wanted to find out if the doctors think they can reattach his dick. He wanted to increase his odds in all the betting pools that would be out there. "Why don't you finish that picture for Xylia?" Gabby nodded and smiled.
"Okay Uncle Bobby," she agreed.
"Are you going to draw me, Gabby?" Xylia asked. Gabby bobbed her head up and down again.
"Uh huh. I just gots to find the right red crayon for your hair." Gabby was looking through her box and holding the various red crayons up to Xylia's wild thick main of red curls. She had it pulled back in a scrunchy to keep it somewhat manageable. Bobby loved running his hands through it. Xylia shifted in her bed. She looked over at the door to the bathroom.
"Bobby? Can you help me to the bathroom?" He immediately jumped up. It would be no problem. Xylia was larger than life, but packed in a 4'9" body and built like a brick shithouse. He carefully slid his hands under her causing the gown to expose her bare thigh….and that sexy dagger tattoo. Schwing! Oooohhh…not a good time. He knew Xylia could feel his arousal as he drew her to his body. Oh yeah….she was smiling seductively at him. This can't happen right now…not here. And certainly not with Gabby in his care. Xylia wiggled her hips against him. Oh shit! Think of….uh….think of…um…Morelli's dick! Yeah! Mission accomplished. Deflation in progress. Xylia frowned and rolled her eyes.
"Gabby…stay right there. I'm just going to take Xylia to the bathroom…okay?" Funny how they all had to ask Gabby's permission to do anything. Gabby nodded.
"Okay Uncle Bobby. I love you." God damn! His knees almost buckled.
"Love you, too, Gabby." He turned to leave and Gabby gasped and jumped off the chair.
"Uncle Bobby wait!" He whipped back around almost giving Xylia whiplash. "I almost forgots! I love you Xylia!" They both smiled.
"I love you too Gabby. We'll be right back." Xylia hugged Bobby tighter and they went into the unisex bathroom. Xylia quickly took care of business. Bobby helped to steady her at the sink while she washed her hands. The back of her gown hung open and exposed that luscious ass of hers and that Batman tattoo on her lower back. Shah-WING! Xylia braced herself on the sink so she could more effectively grind her behind against him. Bobby groaned. She smiled a little.
"You are a manipulator."
"No," she purred, "I'd like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer." Oh hell yeah! He grabbed her from behind and slid his hands up to her breasts, kissing her neck. He felt like he was forgetting something. Condom? No…he had some in his wallet. Door locked? No…locked in when they came in. What….SHIT! Gabby. He pulled back.
"Hang on…I just have to check on Gabby," he panted. He cracked the door open. Gabby was still sitting in the chair coloring. Yes! He closed and relocked the door. They had time for a quickie. Besides…he was so turned on right now, he knew he wouldn't be able to last long enough so Gabby would even miss them. He lifted Xylia onto the sink and his lips crashed down on hers. Pausing for air, he dropped his voice to a low and husky tone, "So? Where were we?"
Fifteen minutes later, the emerged from the bathroom. They got dirty looks from the older couple in the bed on the other side of Morelli. Xylia just smiled and waved. Bobby looked over to check on Gabby and froze. The little girl with the pig tails and lights on her Beebops was gone! He trotted back the stretcher and gently placed Xylia back down. Well at least he got in one more chance to have mind-blowing sex with his woman. What Kathy did to Morelli's dick would be nothing compared to what Ranger was going to do to his! He ran over to Morelli. "Have you seen Gabby?" Joe opened his eyes and shook his head.
"No…I kinda dozed off after they gave me more pain medication," he responded groggily. Bobby nodded. He rushed around the ER looking for her. Nothing. Oh my God! What was he going to tell Steph? He ran back to Xylia to see if she came back.
"Where is she?" Xylia asked. Her eyes were huge with worry. Bobby dropped his face into his hands. "This is all my fault! I shouldn't have seduced you."
"Uncle Bobby!" He looked down the hall to see Gabby leading a weasely looking resident by the hand. He let out a deep breath. There is a God after all! He might has to join Lester at church on Sunday.
"Gabby! I was so worried about you," Bobby told her.
"Uncle Bobby…this is Dr Bad Word. He taked care of me. He looks like Bugs Bunny, and his mouth stinks like after Uncle Tank reads his newspaper!" she announced. The resident cupped his other hand to his mouth, blew out a short breath, and sniffed. Gabby let go of his hand and ran to Bobby's waiting arms.
"I'm Dr Dick," he told him. They heard a low growl from Joe's curtain.
"What's with all the dick docs around this place?" he grumbled. "Is this a fucking joke? First…I got Johnson and Weiner taking care of me. Now…you bring in Dr Dick? Who do I get next? Dr Wang? I don't think this is funny at all. Okay…I screwed up. I don't know why I keep going back to Stark Street. I love Kathy. I didn't mean to hurt her. But enough with the God damn dick jokes!" One could hear a pin drop. The TV droned on in the background. "….and in another twist in the Morelli saga….former girlfriends of Joe Morelli are in the process of posting bail for Kathy Morelli. Stephanie Plum-Manoso, the Bombshell Bounty Hunter and former professional cheerleader, Teri Gillman, are inside at this moment. Apparently, Morelli had left a string of broken hearts among the women of Trenton. Money and pledges have been pouring in to help with Kathy's bail and defense fund in this case….."
"Yea! That's my Mommy!" Gabby exclaimed. Bobby smiled.
"Sure is Gabby," he replied. He placed her back in the chair with her paper and crayons. "Why don't you finish that picture for Xylia? Maybe you can draw one for Uncle Joe, too?" Gabby's face lit up. A page came over head.
"Dr Johnson….delivery on the loading dock…" There was an audible snort. "You're penis is here."
TBC
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