Justice for Kathy

By jerseygirlinoxford (sue)

Trenton Police Detective Joseph Morelli was attacked by his wife, Kathy, after being caught with another prostitute on Stark Street last night. Kathy castrated her husband then disposed of the offending part after driving off in Morelli's brand new pick-up truck. A search team, which consisted of Trenton Police and hound dogs, found his penis in a bunch of bushes approximately 1 mile from their residence.

Kathy turned herself into police and confessed to the crime. Her bail money was raised by Stephanie Manoso and Terri Gillman. Apparently, Joe Morelli had been a long time womanizer and left a trail of broken hearts and STDs. Kathy was made a local hero after being acquitted for the attack. She made several guest appearances on The View, Regis, David Letterman, and Ellen. Kathy has a book coming out at the end of this year.

Joe Morelli lost his job with the Trenton Police Department. Although surgeons were able to reattach his penis, it never worked again. That and most women did not want to be fucked with a 1 inch dick. Kathy has been immortalized with statues and a new line of cooking knives bearing her name and likeness. Kathy will forever be remembered in the following song:

(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Here's a little story 'bout a man named Joe

A Trenton Detective that was always with a ho

And got caught one night cheatin' on his wife

Kathy lopped off his schlong with a swipe of a knife

…..penis that is

…..rodeod

…..filleted

Well the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side

And Kathy's in the car takin' Willie for a ride

Soon she got tired of her purple-headed friend

And she tossed him out the window as she went around a bend

…..curve that is

…..pricker shrubs

…..wheel hubs

She ran to Eddie Gazzara and confessed to the attack

Eddie called out the hounds just to get Joe's weenie back

They sniffed and they peed and they pointed over there

To Joe Morelli's Henry that was waving in the air

…..found that is

…..by a fence

…..evidence

Now Pete and Joe couldn't stay apart too long

So a dick-doc said Hey I can fix your dong

A needle and a thread just the thing you're gonna need

Then they all held their breath

Till they heard Morelli'd peed

…..whiz that is

…..stitched seam

…..straight stream

Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court

But Kathy just laughed because his assets came up short

They clear her of assault and acquitted him of rape

Because Morelli's 1 inch pecker didn't show up on the tape

…..video that is

…..unexposed

…..case closed

Y'all sleep on your stomachs now, ya hear!