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Oh, I forgot [but I'm now fixing it]. This chapter has a mild lime at the end. So please skip over it if you don't want to read about it.

Chapter 11

APOV

"See? Isn't it just as I said?" I asked as Emmett parked next to Edward's Volvo in the driveway.

I hopped out of the back and went inside.

"Knock, knock!" Emmett yelled, following me inside with a case of beer in one hand.

Rosalie rolled her eyes. "They know we're coming. No need to scream."

I went through the bare family room (note to self: color needs to be added to the white walls) to the kitchen.

"We brought music, too!" I informed them. "Jasper is getting the speakers. My iPod is in my purse."

Bella's eyes widened. "Alice, you know what happened last time we did this."

I feigned innocence. "Did what?"

She leaned closer to me and whispered, "Alcohol. Music. New house."

I grinned widely. "Ohh, that! You mean where we got totally trashed and played strip poker and truth or dare?"

"Yeah, something like that," she mumbled. Edward was grinning like he just won the lottery.

"Don't forget about your dancing," I said, just as Rose walked into the room.

Her faced flushed dark pink. "Shut up!"

"What are you talking about, Alice?" Rosalie asked.

"I'm sure you'll see later, don't worry." Emmett replied following her in.

"Alright, I'll bite. What in the hell are you talking about?" Edward asked.

Bella buried her face in her hands. Her face was bright red.

"Bella here is quite the pole dancer," I said.

"It was one time! Alice! Gosh, you know how many shots you made me drink that night?" Bella said defensively.

Jasper burst out laughing. Edward was fighting a smile.

"Can we just get the pizza?" Emmett asked. "I'm hungry."

"Em, babe, when are you not hungry?" Rose asked him rhetorically.

He shrugged. "Oh, I brought in the blankets and pillows from the car, by the way."

"Thanks, Emmett," we all replied.

We called the closest pizza place and ordered three pizzas, along with salad and bread sticks.

"So, what shall we do to pass the time while we wait for food?" Jasper asked. He was sitting with his back against the wall. I was in between his legs and his arms were around my waist.

Rosalie had her back against the wall. Emmett was laying with his head in her lap.

Edward and Bella were just laying in the middle of the room. Edward had a pillow under his head, and Bella had Edward. We must be quite a sight.

Emmett took a sip of his beer. "Do we have a deck of cards?"

"Well, duh," I said. "Poker chips, too. Not like we'll need those." I mumbled the last part.

Emmett grinned.

"No. Emmett, I can tell by the look on your face. No fucking way," Bella said strictly.

"At least not until we know the pizza guy is gone," Edward grinned.

"Edward, you're supposed to be on my side!" she said, smacking his side.

"Can't I be Switzerland in this battle?" he asked innocently when Bella glared at him.

The doorbell rang. Emmett got up to answer it. He paid the teenage kid and set the food on the counter.

We grabbed a plate, food, and a beer each and moved back to the family room. We ate sitting on the floor.

After we finished, Emmett pulled out the card deck. Rosalie was shuffling the cards. She could have been a dealer in Vegas based on the way she was shuffling them.

"Buy in for the game?" Edward asked.

Emmett, Bella and I grinned.

"Silly Edward," Bella patted his knee. "It's an item of clothing. Any item."

Bella put one of her socks in the middle of our circle. Emmett, Jasper, and Edward followed suit. Rosalie stripped out of her cardigan and I took off my sweater.

By the fourth round of both poker and beers, Bella was left with her bra, and pants. Rosalie still had on all her clothes, minus her cardigan buy-in. Emmett only had his boxers left. Jasper at least had a sock. Edward had pants and a sock.

"You better lose this one, Em," Rosalie said, grinning stupidly.

Emmett was more sober than the rest of us. It took more alcohol to get him drunk than us. This being said, I didn't expect his reply.

"Gladly," he said. He folded and stripped from his boxers.

"Emmett, please! My eyes!" Edward said, covering his eyes with his hands.

Emmett didn't notice, as Rosalie started to strip too.

"Please, you two. Get a room. Wait, no- scratch that. I don't want my house defiled by you two. Emmett, put your pants back on." Bella said.

Rosalie frowned and muttered "damn".

**

BPOV

After Edward won poker, Alice insisted we lay out the blankets. We each had the blankets from our rooms, so we laid them on the floor like picnic blankets. Once the three make-shift beds were laid out, we decided to play truth or dare. I had lost count on the amount of beers I had drunk, and I knew Emmett's was at least three more than mine.

"Emmett, truth or dare," Jasper asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you to... pour beer on Rosalie and lick it off," he slurred.

"Amazing," Emmett said. "Rose, babe, just lay down for a second."

He stripped her shirt off and poured his beer all over her abdomen and even risked putting it on her chest. She closed her eyes, wincing at the cold. He then proceeded to clean her with his tongue. He was licking her breasts, and she moaned deeply. Emmett moaned in response.

"Way to go Jazzer, great dare," I slurred sarcastically.

"Emmett, stop," Alice told him. He pouted and sat back up. Rosalie put her shirt back on.

"Rosalie, truth or dare," Emmett asked her.

"Truth."

"Um," he thought for a moment. "Did that make you wet?"

"That was the lamest truth question I have ever heard," she replied casually.

"Is that a no?" Edward said jokingly.

"No. It's a yes," she said. "Bella, truth or dare."

Ah, what the hell. Might as well get it over with. "Dare."

"Poles, basement. Music. Now."

Somehow, I knew that was coming. Call me crazy. Alice pulled me up and dragged me downstairs.

"Wait up there! This dare has to be done right!" she said to the guys. To me she said, "If you're going to pole dance, you need to look the part."

She stripped me of my shirt and ripped my shorts so that they didn't even cover my ass all the way. All she said was, "Don't worry, I'll replace them."

"Now flip over and shake your hair out," Rosalie instructed. I followed what she said to do, and flipped back up.

"Perfect," they said together, both smiling wicked grins.

I should have said truth.

EPOV

One of the girls put on music. I'd never heard it before, but it was similar to music they played at clubs. It had a slow, exotic beat.

"Okay, come on!" Rosalie said. I skipped steps as I went down, wanting to see what they had done to my Bella.

I looked at Bella and stopped dead. She looked so unbelievably sexy. I wanted to pounce her and take her right here, on the cement basement floor. It took everything I had to stay in place.

Alice and Rose nodded to Bella. She then began to dance. She swung herself around the pole, grinding it. She swung her hair around and wrapped one leg around the pole. Involuntarily, I took a step towards her. No Edward, I told myself.

She stepped away from the pole and gave me an amazingly sexy smile before coming over and dancing on me. Literally, I had become the pole. I placed my hands on her hips like I usually did when we danced and attempted to look, how do I put this? What would be the opposite of a hard, drunk idiot? That would be what my goal was.

By the time the next song started (or was it the third? I hadn't noticed) the others had moved upstairs again. Bella stopped dancing, and grabbed my hand. She tugged a little, trying to get me to unfreeze, I assume. She must have wanted to go upstairs again. Not realizing I could barely walk like this, she tugged gently again. Then she looked down, a tiny smile playing on her lips.

"Oh, I see the problem here," she whispered seductively. She knelt down slowly, her body never losing contact with mine.

She unzipped my jeans then unbuttoned them. She slipped them off, making sure to graze my cock smoothly through the thin cotton of my boxers with her hand as she went. I was throbbing, aching for her.

"Please, Bella," I whispered. I needed her touch.

She slipped my boxers off so that they were around my ankles. I shivered as her tongue made contact with my inner thigh. She pressed her lips to the same spot her had just licked, then sucked hard, leaving a purple bruise, marking me there as her own. Slower, if that was even possible, she took me in her mouth, licking, pulling, sucking. Her hand rubbed and massaged what her mouth couldn't reach. Her teeth grazed the tip of my head and I felt that strong urge come from beneath my skin, threatening to release out of my body.

"Bella," I moaned, trying extremely hard not to be too loud as I shuddered under her mouth. "I'm coming."

She sucked harder and moved her tongue around me, her teeth giving me a tiny bite and that was it. I released into her mouth, everything I have – I gave to her. She swallowed my cum gratefully, kissed her mark she made on my leg, and looked up at me lovingly.

I took her hands in mine and pulled her up off her knees. I pressed my lips forcefully to hers. Her tongue ran across my bottom lip immediately asking for entrance. I parted my lips for her and wrapped my arms tightly around her small frame, kissing her passionately.

After too short of a time, she pulled away and whispered, "They're probably wondering what we're doing. We should go to avoid more teasing than we're already going to get."

I sighed and took her hand in mine, following her up the stairs.

Emmett was passed out on his 'bed', Rosalie was using him as a pillow as she talked to Alice, who was spooning with Jasper, but facing Rose. Jasper was asleep too. I guess we were gone longer than we realized.

I sat on our pile of blankets and pulled Bella down gently. She laid with her head on my chest. I wrapped our gold blanket around us and fell asleep listening to her quiet breathing and Rosalie and Alice's quiet whispers.

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