Chapter references and actual dialogue of some from Chapter 40.
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Three | Perverted Fathers
Haruhi let out a deep breath; the day had only just begun and she found herself strangely missing the King's presence. Melodrama and chaos laid at his wake, so when he was absent, the host club found it peculiarly disturbing. The customers of the club and his class were left dumbfounded by the fact that the ridiculously flashy and idiotic King was capable of catching the common cold. Looking up, Haruhi caught the end of the class's conversation.
Renge-chan adopted the 'Tamaki finger pose', "I too, of course, didn't miss this crucial moment!" she began recalling what she witnessed, "Yesterday, after school, Tamaki-senpai called Mori-senpai behind the P.E room for some important reason or another!"
"Mori-senpai!" called Tamaki, pulling at Mori's arms out of desperation. "Mori-senpai… Have you ever thought of wanting to kiss Hunny-senpai!?"
A question mark appeared in Mori's mind, but he answered, un-affected as usual, "No."
Feeling the emotional shock of what was equal to billions of watts, Tamaki trudged away pitifully.
"Now that I think about it…" said Renge-chan, after telling the scene from yesterday, "It's extremely easy to see why he's sick in bed. I hit the hammer on the nail huh? I never knew Tamaki felt that way about Mori-senpai." Sparkles and hearts gathered around her as her perverted Yaoi fan girl mind began fantasizing.
Mori's unchanged expressions quickly transformed to an expression that was as lively as a ghost, and he ferociously shook his head at Hunny, who wandered around chirping, "Is that true? Is that true?" The twins teased him whilst the host club members squealing "Kya! What does she mean!?"
And so, while everyone came up with their own opinions Tamaki's condition and Mori's love life… Tamaki lay ill in bed, feeling terribly troubled.
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"What should I do!?" he thought back to the time Haruhi encouraged him, and said that he wasn't strange for chasing his mother's footsteps. His whole body, but mostly his face felt hot. At the time, a great surge of emotion flow through him. He was so touched, so very moved… he called her name… stretched out his hand… and…
"I ALMOST KISSED HARUHI!!!" he screamed mentally, his fingers clawing at the pillows, "B-but I'm her father! I'M SO PERVERTED!"
He hid under the safety of his duvet, being dramatic as per usual; hoping his perverted-ness wouldn't contaminate the world. "For Mori-senpai, he thinks of Hunny-senpai as his own child so, I thought I understood…" he coughed, then sneezed again, "It's no use!" His mind kept going back to how his body seemed to move on its own, wanting to take Haruhi and allow her slim frame fit perfectly in his arms.
As he continued mentally freaking out, his nanny came in with his personal maids and butlers. Their eyes were twinkling and smiles keen to serve for their master who was ill for the first time. Eager, they began stripping him, placing cold ice bags under his armpits, and shoving evil looking medicinal concoctions into his mouth. "NO!! I can do this myself!!" screamed Tamaki.
"What's this? You don't look sick at all," said Hikaru and Kaoru in unison, who were stood at the door with Hunny, Mori, and Kyouya.
Tearing up again, the host members acted like the King's own maids and tended to him.
"Oh," said Kaoru, as Tamaki was putting on his pants, "Milord, I should mention…" the door creaked open, Tamaki looked over to see who it was, "Haruhi's here too."
"Ah…" Haruhi looked up, her face impassive, "I'm sorry, please take your time." And with that she politely shuffled back and closed the door behind her.
"ut638Sj~FGWH/,%&£!!! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!" Accused Tamaki; pointing at the twins. Then the fever got to him, and with shock he collapsed onto the bed in a strangely comical graceful manner.
"Oh, he died." Said the twins.
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The host club were downstairs, having tea and snacks as Tamaki still lay ill in his room. When he woke up the twins were laughing uncontrollably at his 'Commoner's Snacks Scrap Book'. Mori, Hunny, and Haruhi were looking at his chest of commoner's toy gifts. The moment Haruhi said she like done of them, he cleared the shelves into a box for her. His heart thumped like crazy when his fingertip touched Haruhi's when he gave her the box. There had to be something wrong with him. He was perverted, and it was spreading. Just the touch of Haruhi's soft skin sent his pulse off the clock.
He rolled over, his hand on the photo of him and his mother. He heard the faint noise of a chair pulled along the floor.
Yuzuru Souh, sat by his son's side, watching him. He loved his son's 'idiot face' as he would call it, though he agreed it was his son's cute charm. He leaned forward, kissing his son on the head.
Sensing the touch, the bedridden Tamaki woke; "Are you some pervert, kissing your son like that."
"Oh, you were awake?" he waved to his son, taking delight in his cuteness which had magnified by his weakness.
Tamaki's dad lifted a finger (also known as the Tamaki finger pose) "No matter how old my darling child becomes, I'd still want to give you kisses."
Sitting up, Tamaki's eyes sparkled with interest and glee. "Eh... really?"
"Awhh! The idiot face!" Thought Yuzuru, always the doting and troublesome father. "It's true!! Daddy's never lied to you, right?"
"Really, really?"
"Of course!" Yuzuru smiled, completely getting the wrong drift over Tamaki's eagerness, "If anything, saying that I should be proud as a father isn't an exaggeration, Tamaki."
Only a moment after, Haruhi came in. "Excuse me... I have to be going now but I left the box you gave me…" She was going to leave it but thought Tamaki would be troublesome if she did.
As Yuzuru welcomed Haruhi in, Tamaki found himself leaning closer to the edge of the bed.
"Back from your business trip?" asked Haruhi. Tamaki was at the edge of the be now, he stretched forward, his arm reached for Haruhi's, "That's goo-" and pulled her close.
He kissed her. On the forehead. Though he was aiming for the lips.
Haruhi stared at him blankly. He was blushing, partly because of the fever. He smiled childishly, giggling.
"Hehehehee!" he grabbed the covers, still giggling silly, "It's okay because I'm your father!" then fell back onto the pillows, and snoozed till he got better.
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Of course, the following day a fully recuperated Tamaki didn't remember a thing that happened during his feverish episode.
However, Yuzuru being the father he is did go on a gossip with the maids, who gossiped to the chefs, who gossiped to more maids, in which…
Tamaki's mobile ran. Excited, he picked it up; hoping Haruhi finally added him to the buddy contact list.
"He-"
"MILORD IS A PERVERTED FATHER!"
The phone on the other end hung up with a 'beeeeeeeppp'.
Tamaki sat there motionless. "I'm...I'm...! Perverted!?"
Sorry this took so long ;) and hope you like it.
I realised.. I may be a Tamaki-sadist. I just love seeing him being teased by his father and the twins! Ooops... guilty pleasure eh? XD
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