A/N:
Sorry that it took so long for the update and this is still kinda short! Oh well, I got the inspiration for this chapter from the movie You Me and Dupree :D

It was five minutes until twelve when Uchiha Itachi came downstairs to get himself a midnight snack. To get to the kitchen he had to walk through the main living room where the meetings were held. Laying there on the couch was a certain blonde, fast asleep. I wonder what he was doing when he fell asleep... Itachi walked over to the oversized sofa and crouched down to eye level with Deidara. A small smile snuck its way onto the Uchiha's face as he watched the object of his affection sleeping peacefully. A single strand of golden hair fell in front of the bomber's face. Itachi instinctively reached out and pushed it back behind his ear, causing the dreaming Deidara to stir. He sleepily opened one eye to see cold, unfeeling, blood-red eyes staring into his own. "Why were you sleeping on the couch, Deidara?"

The addressed quickly sat upright and brushed imaginary dust off of himself. "It's not any of your business, Uchiha, but if you must know, I was waiting for Danna to come back from his mission, un." Itachi slowly got up from his crouching position. "Hn, figures." Yea, it figures that he would waste his entire night waiting for that damn puppet to come back.

Deidara also stood up, a scowl on his face. "Why do you even care, anyways, un?"

"I don't care, I was just curious." Itachi proceeded to walk to the kitchen, with Deidara following.

"Then why were you crouching in front of the couch staring at me, un?"

The stoic man opened the fridge and surveyed its contents. "I was pondering whether or not to kill you in your sleep, Blondie." A lie.

Deidara stopped dead in his tracks, his blue eyes wide. "R-Really, un?"

Itachi took out the ingredients necessary to make a sandwich. "Hn."

(Sasori's PoV)

At that moment Akasuna no Sasori walked in the front door and saw the two S-ranked criminals standing in the kitchen, a tense feeling in the air. He looked from the Uchiha to his lover. "What's going on here?"

When he heard Sasori's voice Deidara quickly turned around and ran towards him, a huge smile on the blonde's face. "Sasori-danna! You're back, un!" The gleeful man hugged Sasori. The redhead then kissed Deidara square on the nose.

Itachi snorted in disgust. "I was just getting myself a sandwich when your annoying pet woke up and started bugging the crap out of me."

Deidara looked up at his partner and smiled. "I fell asleep on the couch waiting for you to come home, Danna." Sasori affectionately petted Deidara's hair. "You're always so sweet, Deidara-chan." Deidara giggled.

"Ugh, so much love is making me nauseous, I'm leaving." And true to his word, Itachi left with his sandwich, leaving the two lovers alone.

Sasori slowly wormed his way out of Deidara's embrace, worry clouding over his green eyes. Deidara looked up at Sasori with a look of shock on his face. "D-Danna, why did you do that, un?"

"Deidara," Sasori walked over to the couch and sat down. "I think that Itachi is interested in you."

Deidara sat down next to Sasori. "What do you mean, Danna? All that damned Uchiha wants to do with me is kill me, un."

Sasori shook his head. "No, Deidara, I think that Itachi likes you."

The blonde's eyes widened in disbelief. "No way, un! What would make you think that?"

"Well, he's almost always in the same room as you, and one time when he wasn't, I heard him talking to Kisame about you."

"But Danna, he hates me, un! He's always being mean to me and calling me names, un."

"I don't know, Deidara, I just have this feeling. How do I know that he didn't do anything while you were sleeping?" For all I know that Uchiha could've kissed you!

"Well-" Deidara was silent as he thought back to when he had awakened. "When I woke up he was crouched down in front of the couch staring at me-"

"See?"

"But I would've woken up if he had done anything, un."

Sasori chuckled. "I think we both know that you're not exactly the lightest sleeper, Deidara."

"Sasori-danna, I really think that you're being paranoid, un."

The puppet shrugged. "Still, I want you to be careful around Itachi, okay, Deidara?"

"Okay, Danna."

Sasori smiled and planted a kiss on Deidara's soft, pink lips. "Thank you."