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Chapter five

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You kiss me as if you cherish me.

You kiss me as if you care.

You kiss me with so much passion, it seems like nothing but blind lust.

I hope it's not.

I barely know you, and you barely know me. But you've already decided that you would stay with me.

You have no idea how much that made me happy.

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"Who the FUCK are you?" She screeched, dropping the Tupperware full of cookies. Her face twisted in disgust as she pointed a finger at the blonde.

"You…. you… what do you think you're doing?" She asked, her voice taking a shrill pitch, Sasuke merely ran a hand through his hair before taking the boy by the hand and dragging him over to his bedroom.

"Listen, you stay in here while I sort this out. Don't come out until she leaves." He said in a hushed tone as he pushed the vampire into the room. Once it was closed, he turned around to face a steaming Sakura. 'Stupid vegetable.' He thought with a cross look on his face.

"What are you doing here?"

"What was that thing?"

"That 'thing' is my roommate."

"Your roommate. You think I'll buy that?"

"You ought to."

"So then why were you… you…"

"Why what?" He asked with a smirk. The girl's eyebrow twitched.

"Then why were you straddling him?" She asked seethed through clenched teeth, Sasuke rose and eyebrow at this.

"Why? Because I was horny, that's all."

"But then what's my purpose? There's a reason why I'm here you know!"

"I don't give two shits about you. And besides, I wouldn't want to fuck with you."

"But you'll fuck with a boy."

"Precisely, amazing how you caught on so fast."

"You… You homo!" She hissed. Sasuke gave a chuckle.

"No, I'm homo for him, but not homo for other guys."

"Then you're bi!"

"What makes you think that?"

"ME!!! YOU LIKE ME DON'T YOU?!"

"No, not really."

"Then you are a HOMO!"

"What don't you get? I'm not a fucking homo. I could just be pans."

"Pans?"

"Yes, short for pansexual."

"…. WTF?"

"Just wanting to love someone regardless of their gender. On the other hand, I think you're quite the lesbian."

"What?!"

"You frucked with Ino didn't you?"

"That was only once! And we were just drunk, so it doesn't count." The girl said angrily, stamping her foot like a spoiled prat. Sasuke waved his hand dismissively.

"Stop being such a shag and get out of my apartment."

"You don't own it." She spat nastily.

"I pay the mortgage every month"

Sakura screeched in fury at this. But after counting to ten and taking three deep breaths, she picked up the dropped Tupperware and smiled brightly at him.

"Sasuke-kun, I made you some cookies for you! I was wondering if you wanted to eat them with me." She mentioned in a sultry sweet voice, advancing towards the kitchen and setting the cookies on the counter while taking out a plate. The Uchiha frowned at this; this was the exact scenerio that would play out every time Sakura came over. They would fight, Sakura would bitch, then she would act as if she never swore and occupies herself in his kitchen, killing his time and running his patience. Striding over to where she stood, he grabbed her by the back of her collar and dragged her over to the door, swinging it open he (literally) threw her out and slammed it shut, turning the lock and using the chain lock as well. Then he went over to his kitchen, took the cookies that still sat in the Tupperware and chucked it out of the nearest window.

"Fucking shag." He grunted over his breath. Making his way to his room he opened the door and found the blonde lying face down on his bed. His blonde strands scattered about while his cloak hung loosely on his limber frame, his head moved, revealing his face and making eye contact. Pretty blue eyes falling through his own black irises.

"Who… exactly was she?" He asked in a murmured voice, afraid to make his 'roommate' angry. The said boy gave a distressed sigh and sat down next to him, running his fingers through the gentle locks.

"A bitch that's been chasing me since pre-k."

"Why are you so mean to her?"

"Because I don't like her, she's an annoying fool."

"But… I think she really likes you."

"Why would you be saying that?"

"Why did you kiss me? She knew you far longer than I did, and she saw you first. Why didn't you pick her instead? She's a girl too."

"I just don't want to be with her."

"Is she dumb?"

"Yes… and no."

"?" The vampire gave him a bemused expression.

"She's a fool, she's useless and doesn't understand it when I tell her to eave me alone. She's persistent and can't process the things I say to her, like 'I fucking hate you,' or 'fuck off.' She somehow thinks I'm complimenting her."

"Then… how is she smart?"

"She's a straight A student and takes entirely AP courses. She's an honors student and gets recruited to all of these universities. It's fucking ridiculous."

Naruto stared at him with large blue eyes, confusion and sadness swimming through them.

"What?" Sasuke asked, feeling a bit weirded out by the staring.

"I feel bad for her…. she loves you so much and you're rejecting her. And because she doesn't want to let go of you, she tricks herself into thinking that you're only joking when you make nasty remarks at her. She's making you the reason for her life."

"Well too bad for her."

"Even if she dies of depression or commits suicide?"

"That would be nice."

"…"

"Then…"

"Then what?"

"Then what made you choose me?"

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The brown haired vampire staggered back, holding his side that had been sliced open. The girl merely grinned and stepped closer, closing onto the boy.

"So you're one of them too huh? You're no bad looking for a filthy half breed." She said in a mocking tone, the boy glared at her.

"How… can you-"

"You don't taste like a full fledged vampire y'know? I can tell, thankfully I'm not that dim." She said as she brought up the knife and sucked on the blood drenched blade, he felt his temperature rising at this; it was always a mongrel comment, why the fuck couldn't people give it a rest?

"Hmm, it'll be a shame to kill you without knowing your name, tell me, what do they call you?"

The half breed merely gave her a disgusted look, but this earned him a grin.

"Why don't you want to tell me?" She asked as she flash-stepped in front of his and grabbed his chin, she wasn't much taller than him, he was probably a full inch higher, but due to the injury, he was slumped against the wall, giving the girl a chance to pull his face up and give him a smirk.

"Tell-me-your-name." She said in a whisper, her lips barely touching his.

"Ki…"

"Ki?"

"Ki… ba…"

"Kiba, not bad." She said, but at that precise moment Kiba had straightened his frame and decked her square in the face with everything that he could give, the gash was still throbbing though, just so painfully that his last movement cost him more blood to spill. Tayuya was sent flying back, her head crashing against the brick wall behind her. Even if a vampire is weakened, it does not take a toll on its strength unless the vampire is deprived of blood (as in thirsty) or on the brink of death. The girl crumpled to the floor like a limp doll and stilled for a moment, earning enough time for Kiba to make a run for it. Shuffling out of the alleyway, he made his way back to where he just came from.

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I just finished writing this, and there may be a number of grammar and spelling mistakes, along with our favourite typos, so if you see any please don't be angry with me, well, not too angry… Hope you liked it anyhow!

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