"I heard a crash over here!"

"It must be a ryoka!"

"If it is one of them, should we attack?"

"No, we should restrain it, then wait for taichou to come" I knew that voice. I tried to place it, but my fuzzed up brain wouldn't allow me to.

"Yes, fukutaichou!"

I groaned again, but it wasn't from the pain. Out of all the squads, it just has to be his, doesn't it?

I just lay there, waiting for them to discover me. I had a plan: They would find me. Capture me. Keep me captive. I heal myself up. Bust out of there. Go to where Rukia is held. Free her.

I went over the plan again. Sounded pretty dumb to me, but it was all I had. After all, I really couldn't be bothered fighting every one of that stupid Kuchiki's Division. Added to that, Ichigo, Gorilla, Chad, Orihime, me and Yoruichi - we were separated. No point there, really, to get even more hurt.

So, I just lay there in the crater I made, stretching out, while ignoring the pain, and put my hands on the back of my head, as if I was sunbathing on the beach.

Renji and other members of his Squad came skidding around the corner. The Lieutenant unsheathed his sword, "Ryoka! We come with peace!"

I rolled my eyes, even though he couldn't see my face,"Yeah, yeah! Peace, alright! Why have you got your sword out?"

I saw Renji stop short out of the corner of my eye. He suddenly pointed at me, his eyes wide and freaked out (anime like), "Oh my God! Zombie from the dead!"

I sat up and looked at him with a raised eyebrow, "What are you on?"

One of the officers behind Renji had the nerve to say, "Baboon Hair."

Pineapple said tersely, "Don't give me a reason to demote you."

The one who had spoken hurridly said, "No, Sir! Sorry, Sir!"

Renji cleared his throat, "Why are you alive?"

I shrugged, "You didn't kill me properly."

Silence.

I lay back down in my crater and said casually, "Well? Aren't you gonna arrest me? Threaten me to come with you?"

The officer behind Renji said, "She's got a point."

Pineapple looked like he was about to scold the person, but he seemed to let it slip by as he said, "Whatever. You are under arrest, Ryoka! Come with us peacefully and we will not fight."

I sighed, "You know my name." When Renji didn't answer I said, "Well, I surrender! No need for a fight. I really can't be bothered."

He gaped at me, "Your not going to fight?"

I waved a hand, "Naah~." Renji waved some of his comrades over; they all surrounded me in a tight circle. One of them pointed at me and said, "Disintegrate, you black dog of Rondanini! Look upon yourself with horror and then claw out your own throat! Bakudo 9: Geki!" A red light engulfed me. I tried moving any part of my body, but all I could move was my mouth and vocal cords, and my eyes of course.

They all began to lift my body, then carried my body, following their Lieutenant's orders as they hurried along the streets of Soul Society.

I waited for quite a long time. I couldn't see beyond the officers heads, so I was quite bored. What sparked my interest five minutes later, was a Hell Butterfly that soared over to land on Renji finger. Another minute went pass, then he said out loud, "I want you guys to bring the prisoner to our division and inform the Captain as soon as you guys see him!"

A voice asked, "Where are you going?"

Pineapple said grimly, "I have to go fight." He saluted to his fellow companions, (Well, I think he did. I couldn't really see well) "Wish me luck!" He shunpoed off.

After a brief pause, my 'escorts' started moving agaihn, some of them holding conversations, some of them just silent.

Then one of them asked me, "Why didn't you want to fight us?"

I couldn't shrug, so I said, "Eh, just infected with Sloth." I didn't expect the reaction. If I did, I would never had said what I had said. But, then again, I would be glad of what I did later.

They instantly and spontaneously dropped me in one go, and I hit the ground with a loud thud. I groaned in pain, and yelled at them, "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!"

One of them pointed at me shakilly, "She is contagious! With Sloth! Please! Have mercy and don't spread it to us!" The others cowered behind him.

I started to raise an eyebrow, but couldn't. I was paralysed. Then I realised that my eyebrow was already like that. I must've had it like that when they put the Bakudo on me.

I said, "What do you-?" I stoppped. Then thought about it for a little.

'I could actually use this to my advantage...'

'Just say that if they want to not get it, they have to take you to Rukia.'

'Thats what I was thinking.'

'Then go on!'

'Going!'

I managed to look at them out of the corner of my eye, and chuckled very darkly and evilly, that even made the officers hairs on the back of their neck prickle. I said sinisterly, "Heh heh, you all have already caught it! Bwahahaha!"

That had an instant reaction. Nearly all of them started wailing or crying, and some stared blankly into space. One of them begged, on their knees and all (literally) "Please! Do you have any cure?!"

I replied nochalantly, "Oh, maybe..." If I could have been able to move, then I would have inspected my fingernails.

Another one stopped wailing and pleaded, "We'll do anything! Just cure it somehow!"

I smirked, "Well, to get rid of it.... you have to... do the Sloth's representitive... which is me, of course... ten good deeds!" I dramatically announced.

Another officer said, "Right! What do you wish!"

I said, having planned this earlier, "Take the Bakudo off me!"

A female rushed forward. I recognized her as the one who put the Kido on me the first place. She waved a hand, and red light instantly rose off me, and I was able to move again. The officer joined her own group again. My zanpakutou commented, 'One deed done.'

After a few minutes of stretching I turned to them again. I deliberated a bit, then said, "From now and forever, as long as you live, you must call me..." I struck a thinking pose, "My Lady! Yup! That right, My Lady!" I grinned cheekily. I had always wanted to be called that. (A/N: Sorry! Just thinking of a way to have use of all the 'deed's. And, I apoligize for the lack of... well, intelligence Bykuya's Squad Officers has, but you'll find out soon enough why XD Sorry again about that!)

They all bowed simutaneously, "Yes, My Lady."

'That was quite a riduculous favour to ask but... It is amusing. Two deeds done.'

I was about to go on all fours, laughing my head off. After all, this was kinda stupid wasn't it? To think I was a Goddess... I stifled another giggle, and managed to keep a straight face as I said to them, "One of you must guide me to where Kuchiki Rukia is held."

They all glanced at each other. I was beggining to think that they all doubted they had 'Sloth', but they proved me wrong by one of them standing forward and raising a hand. "I will."

I cocked my head, "What's your name and... what was it called again?"

'Seat. I'm thinking he is a seated officer.'

I nodded, "Name and seat?"

She saluted me, "Shirogane Mihane, and the Ninth Seat of the Sixth Division! ... My Lady!" She hastilly added.

I nodded again, but slowly, 'I should be able to take her on if she turns on me...'

'Your too confident.'

'Shut up.'

'Right'

I said, "Okay then, Ninth Seat! Take me to Kuchiki Rukia's prison!"

She stuttered, "Yes, My Lady."

I said to the others, "Go on, scurry off! And do not tell anyone that you have found me. Especially your Captain." They all nodded frantically, bowed, then took off.

'Five deeds done.'

'How did that happen?'

'Third Deed: you told her to tell you her name and seat. Fourth Deed: You told her to lead you to where Rukia is being held. Fifth Deed: You told the others to scurry off. Wait... Sixth Deed: You ordered them not to tell anyone what you have done.'

'I see... Wait, WHAT?! Four deeds left?!'

'Well, you did waste one on telling them to call you 'My Lady''

'Oh shoosh!'

Shirogane asked me nervously, "Shall we go?"

I nodded, and she took on in a northerly direction.

'Be wary, Arika. This may all be a trick created by them. And you know how crafty that Kuchiki is. Why shouldn't his Squad be like him?"

'I know, Chaos. Keep an eye out for any games.' My eyes flashed to Shirogane's back. 'And especially don't let your guard down.'

I suck at writing stories and all those plots, I admit that. I haven't watched Bleach anime or read Bleach manga concerning on how the Sixth Division acts. Forgive me for not following how their personalities really work, and how Byakuya really acts like.

My weakness really is keeping people in character, and try to bear with me on this please!

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