'Ello loves! Here's another chapter. I haven't exactly decided yet if I'm going to do the whole thing from Abigail's POV or not. Please tell me if you think that I should do some chapters in Fang's POV or not in a review. Hope you like it! :D

Did you know that stuffing a 14 year old mutant bird kid into the back of your sister's extraordinarily tiny car while they're passed out from being hit by said car, is actually really hard to do? Well I didn't know that either, until Meredith and I had to put Fang in the car.

Hmmm. How is this going to work? I thought to myself. I looked over at Meredith hoping that she had thought of a way to do it but, judging from the blank expression on her face I was, as usual, going to have to come up with a plan of action on my own.

After only a moment of thinking, inspiration hit me. My plan was brilliant!

"We're going to shove him in the car, gently then handcuff him to the door.

See? Isn't my plan absolutely fantabulous?

Meredith just nodded her head dumbly, seemingly still in shock.

I grabbed Fang's head (his very sexy head might I add ;) and Meredith grabbed his legs. He was actually surprisingly light, but then again, he does have bird bones so I guess I should have expected that. We carefully maneuvered him into the miniscule backseat, trying not to jostle him too much in case he got hurt when we hit him. When we finally had him in, I got out the pink fuzzy handcuffs Meredith had gotten for me and handcuffed him to the door, making sure that they weren't too tight.

I looked over at Meredith who was just standing there with her mouth open.

"Abigail, did you mix my Red Bull with Nyquil again, or is all of this really happening?" I laughed remembering that day. Good times, good times.

"I hate to break it to you sis, but yeah, all of this is really happening. And we need to go soon or someone will see us." She nodded her head and I jumped in the passenger seat and buckled my seatbelt, better safe than sorry, and Meredith (attempted to) revved the engine.

It's Showtime!

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OK, so that was kind of anticlimactic, but it sounds good doesn't it?

Anyway, since I was in the passenger seat, I was The Navigator! And The Navigator tells her sister where she's supposed to go using the map that is NEVER wrong. But of course that same sister doesn't want to listen to The Navigator so she goes a COMPLETELY wrong way and then, after a few feet, decides that The Navigator was right all along and goes BACK UP the OFF RAMP putting her sister and anyone else in the car (in this case Fang) in danger because of her STUBBORNESS! (Btw, that actually happened, except we weren't with Fang *sniffle sniffle)

Thankfully though, we didn't die. In fact, I don't think anyone even saw us, but I was still UBER (I love that word :D) pissed at Meredith for not listening to me so I didn't say anything except "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!" for about an hour after it happened.

Of course, I can't stay mad at Meredith for too long and I was getting worried about Fang so I had to say something to her. I mean, how long does it take for someone to wake up after being hit by a car? Surely two hours is too long, isn't it?

"Meredith, I think we should stop soon or something. I'm getting kind of worried about Fang. And I'm about to pee my pants. But I'm mostly worried about Fang."

"Suuuuuure Abigail, suuuuuuure." She said condescendingly.

"Well you don't want me to piss all over your seats do you? But, then again, this car couldn't get much worse. The radio sucks, the bumpers falling off, the air conditioning doesn't work, and you can't get over 60 without the whole car shaking!"

"My car has personality!" She practically screamed at me. She's very protective of her car. She loves it. I think it's a piece of shit.

"Yeah, a really old and smelly personality," I mumbled under my breath, hopefully too quiet for her to hear.

Unfortunately, she did hear me and she slammed on the brakes, throwing me violently against my seatbelt.

"GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!" What the hell?

"What?" I asked in disbelief.

"You can either apologize to Gertrude (that's what she calls her car, dumb right?) Or you can get your ass out!

"You have got to be kidding me! I'm not going to apologize to a fucking inanimate object!"

"Well then, I guess you can just hitch-hike all the way to Michigan."

I would say that I couldn't believe this, but I'd be lying. We 'fight' like this all the time and, although I usually win, sometimes she gets the best of me.

"Fine. Gertrude, I'm sorry that I called you stinky and old and a piece of shit and crappy and not worth ten cents and a junkyard reject and-" Meredith cut me of by punching me in the arm, hard.

"That's enough Abigail, I think she gets it."

I just shook my head as she started the car again and glanced back to check on Fang, doing a double take when I saw that his eyes were open. Hmmm, he was even better looking when you could see his eyes. Stop it Abigail, I scolded myself; you know that Fang is destined for Max.

When he saw me looking at him, he just stared at me in bewilderment. Oh, I hope he hadn't heard the whole argument Meredith and I just had; that would be realllllly embarrassing and he would probably think that we're crazy, which we are, but still, not THAT kind of crazy. I realized that I had been staring at him for a while so I turned towards Meredith and said, "Meredith, look who's up."

She turned around so fast I swear I thought she was going to get whiplash, and yanked the wheel to one side, almost driving off the road AGAIN.

"Dammit Meredith! Keep your eyes on the road!" I yelled at her.

"FINE!" She screamed back, "But we're stopping at the next gas station so I can look at him!" Stupid crazy fan girl.

I just responded with the oh-so-eloquent, "Whatever."

I looked back at Fang to see how he reacted and saw a slight smirk on his face. Were we really that weird? Oh wait, I know the answer to that, YES. When he saw me looking at him again, the smirk faded and was replaced by a frown.

I realized then that I hadn't introduced us to him yet. How impolite!

"Hi, um, well, my name's Abigail and this is my sister Meredith. Um, Meredith kind of accidentally ran over you with her car so we decided to bring you with us."

He just stared at me impassively, not saying a word, which, to be honest, I had expected. But of course, then he did something that I didn't expect at all.

He spoke.

Gasp!

"Why pink?" Huh? Oh. He meant the handcuffs.

"Well, you've never seen fuzzy handcuffs that come in black have you? Besides, Meredith's the one that picked them out for me. We didn't really plan on having you in the backseat of her car. In fact, we didn't even really think that you were real. I mean, who would have thought that human-avian hybrids actually existed?! Because I sure didn't. At least, not until Meredith hit you and-" I stopped when I realized that I was rambling and smiled sheepishly at him.

He just looked suspiciously back at me, like the minute he let his guard down I would stick a needle in him.

"Where am I?" Ohhh, he spoke again, yay! Although, maybe it's just me, but I thought that it was preeeeety obvious where he was.

"Well, you're in Meredith's car." Understanding dawned on me when he raised his eyebrow. "Oh, and we're on our way to a family reunion in Michigan and we're bringing you with us!"

He just looked at me in disbelief.

"There is no way in hell." It was short and to the point.

Well, I guess this would be a bit harder to do than I had originally planned.

Soooooooo, how was it?! Tell me what you think. Oh and I'm definitely NOT going to have any Fanagail or Fandith, there is DEFINTIELY going to be some FAX later on though. I know that this chapter was mostly about Abigail and Meredith, but the next chapter will have more Fang in it. Oh, and does anyone want me to do Max's POV on what's happened with Fang???? 'Cause I can't decide whether it needs it or not. So please please please please review!!! Lots of reviews = happy author, so make me happy!!!! :D