Howdy peeps! Here's yet another chapter. I know that I've updated like 3 times in the past 2 days or something but for some reason I think I might like this fic more than my other one, Flock Life. Oh, and for those of you who said yes to Max's POV, don't worry; it'll probably be the fifth chapter or something. Anyhow, here you are!

Before I was able to try and convince Fang to come with Meredith and me, I was suddenly thrown against my door as Meredith executed an EXTREMELY sharp turn at 50 miles an hour.

"Dammit Meredith! Stop doing that! You're going to give me a heart attack!"

She just cackled maniacally and swerved to the right, pulling into a parking space right before another car did, which honked at us. Meredith flipped them the double bird.

I looked around and saw that we were at a McDonalds. It didn't seem too crowded and I was hungry so I decided that we would get something to eat. First things first though. We had to figure out a way to make sure Fang stayed put. We couldn't take him in with us, that'd just be dumb, but if we left him out here, he might pull the entire door off.

Wait a minute, I've got it!

"Hey Meredith, pop the trunk real quick." Don't worry, I'm not gonna put him in the trunk. I walked around the back and grabbed my chloroform.

What?

You don't carry around a bottle?

I sprayed a little on a rag and went up to the window.

"Now Fang, I'm going to leave this with Meredith and if you try and escape, then she'll knock you out. I don't want that to happen, but she will do it so think carefully before you try anything stupid. Oh, and what do you want to eat? It's on me."

He just stared at me wordlessly. Oh well, I'll buy a bunch of stuff and hope that he likes it. I handed the rag to Meredith and she looked at me in disbelief. "Where in the hell did you get chloroform?" She should really expect this kind of stuff from me now, but alas, she is still constantly surprised by most of the things that I do.

"EBay." I told her as I walked away, wallet in hand to buy the food.

I didn't have to wait in line for long thankfully 'cause I was STARVING.

I got seven Big Macs, five chicken sandwiches, eight orders of fries, four apple pies, three cokes, and a water bottle. As they were handing me my big bag of food I heard someone in the line say, "What do you want to eat Lissa?"

I almost dropped my bag in shock. Could it be THE Lissa? I couldn't be sure just by the name and I HAD to find out.

I turned around slowly and saw a short girl with badly dyed red hair looking up at a tall blonde guy. Hmm, she did have red hair and was kind of short, but there was only one way to find out.

I went up to her and said in a bright voice, "You look familiar. Didn't you used to go to school in Virginia?" She looked at me in surprise then smiled fakely at me.

"Yeah, but then I moved here because my dad got a new job."

"OK, well it was nice seeing you."

When I reached the car with my big bag of food, Meredith was turned all the way around in her seat staring with a big psychotic smile at Fang, who was starting to look kind of freaked out. I couldn't blame him though, Meredith is a freak. But she's my freak so it's OK.

"Meredith, you'll never believe who I just saw in McDonalds."

"Edward from Twilight!" I rolled my eyes at her.

"Why would Edward be in McDonald's, he can't even eat!"

"Well you said to guess."

"Whatever. I saw…" I waited a moment to build up the suspense, "Lissa!"

She looked shocked and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Fang's head whip around.

"You mean that psychotic bitch that Max hates so much?"

"Yep."

"Let's run her over with my car!"

"Meredith, I would love to, but if we hit one more thing with this hunk-o-junk then it'll fall apart. And we have to be at the reunion in two days."

She sighed and nodded her head reluctantly, looking slightly dejected. I glanced back at Fang who seemed somewhat relieved before he put back on his expressionless mask again. Oh well, I would have loved to scare/harm/psychologically scar Lissa, but I couldn't think of anything els-

Wait a second.

I had an idea.

An Eee-vil idea.

--insert maniacal laughter here—

"Meredith, I think I have an evil plot to take down, as Max so fondly calls her, the Red Headed Wonder."

"You know Abigail, you're kind of insulting yourself when you say that 'cause you have red hair too. But anyway, do tell me this scheme."

"Meredith, I am NOT insulting myself because, even though I have red hair, it's natural, not dyed, and I haven't kissed Fang." I turned back to Fang grinning hugely. "You can change that if you want to though. In fact, that's all part of the plan." I winked at him, smiling at the look of almost horror that came over his face and turned back around in my seat.

I love frightening people.

It's a real rush.

So I told Meredith my plan, glancing back at Fang now and then who was looking more horrified with each passing second. When I finished Meredith just stared at me in admiration.

"That's BRILLIANT! But it'll only work if Fang cooperates." As she said it, we both looked over our shoulders menacingly at Fang, giving him the stink eye at the exact same time. It was like a double whammy of stink eye and no human could have survived it without blubbering in fear. But Fang was no normal human and was able to resist.

Drat.

Oh well. I guess we'll just have to convince him the old fashioned way.

"Come on Fang, don't you want to make Lissa, who caused Max a whole bunch of hurt and pain on your behalf, jealous? It would be really fun. AND it wouldn't take that long. Just five minutes, that's all I'm asking for." I gave him my interpretation of

Ah, sweet success!

"No." Well, I thought it had worked.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No.

"No."

"Yes."

"HA! I GOT YOU!"

"No."

"Goddamn you."

I scowled at Fang but he just smirked that oh-so-annoying smirk of his.

"If you don't do it, Meredith and I will knock you out with our chloroform, dress you in pink from head to toe, then take pictures of you and post them on the internet."

His eyes widened then narrowed as he looked at me suspiciously. "You wouldn't."

I grinned evilly at him. "Oh yes, I would."

Fang looked down and mumbled incoherently under his breath.

"What was that? I didn't quite catch it."

He glared at me angrily. "I said, 'fine.'"

"Really? Because it sounded remarkably like, 'this crazy bitch needs to get some help' but I'm sure I was mistaken."

I smiled sweetly at him and he grimaced.

Let the evil plot begin! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hehehe, I love writing this fic. Oh, and all you Lissa haters out there, don't worry, there is some serious humiliation coming for her.

–grins hugely with a maniacal glint in her eye-- I have always hated Lissa, so this is what she gets for kissing my- I mean- Max's man.

Heh heh.

Yeeeeah, well, I hope you like it. As always read and REVIEW!!!! I'll write faster if I know that other people besides me enjoy this fic. :D