disclaimer- I dont own Naruto if i did they would have SKITTLES!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Emily: Hi everyone I'm here again. Man you know this is getting really old. Mmmm I should figure out another opening. Mmmm (still pondering the though.)
Naruto: You finished?
Emily: Shut up Naruto.
Naruto: Hey leave me alone. What's your problem?
Emily: Stupid person in line started arguing who should buy the last bag of skittles.
Shikamaru: You lost it didn't you.
Emily: Yes now shut up.
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Sakura: What are skittles?
Kiba: Yeah or who?
Emily: A delicious candy that people eat?
Temari: Are we going to eat it?
Emily: No idiot we're going to throw it out the window. Then it can hit people.
Kiba: That sounds fun I want to come.
Emily: It is called sarcasm but that is a good idea.
Hinata: Where is Barry-kun?
Emily: Please he's so not coming back unless he asks. But I mean he stole me pie. WAHHH!! crying
Sakura: Is Sasuke-hun back yet?
Ino: I told you to stop calling him that bill-board brow.
Sakura: Shut up before I punch you Ino-pig.
Emily: Time for truth or dare. I mean that is why you guys are here.
Everyone: NO!!!!!!
Suddenly Sasuke comes crashing threw the door.
Ino and Sakura: SASUKE-KUN!
Sasuke: Oh stuff it.
Emily: Where were you?
Sasuke: I fell on another idiot in the supermarket. Targot or something like that. (Giggling heard in the backround by Emily.) And what's so funny?
Emily: It's Target Sasuke TARGET!
Sasuke: Whatever I hit this person. I think it was a girl. So she was muttering about like some girl just up and started arguing about some stupid bag of skittles. Whatever they are. So many confusing things in your world. I mean target?
Emily: You're really dumb Sasuke.
Sakura: Don't talk to my Sasuke-hun like that.
Sasuke: When did I become your Sasuke-hun?
Emily: Whatever. I don't really care about your love affairs. Go take it someplace else.
Ino: Yes thank you.
Emily: Oh shut up Ino.
Emily: You know what I think my wish cam true. Thank you to LxI-LxM-4eva-Formerly Lillayy she dares Ino to keep her mouth covered with tape for the rest of the game.
Sakura: Ha beat that Ino-Pig.
Ino: No I will never do that.
Emily: Consequences. Hey Sasuke. If you don't shut Ino's mouth with tape then I want you to toss her out the window.
Sasuke forces tape onto her mouth.
Ino: Mmmmm MMmm M Mmmm Mmmmm
Emily: What I can't understand you. What? Oh never mind.
Sakura: Ha Ino-pig. That's what you get for stealing my Sasuke-hun.
Sasuke: YOUR?
Emily: Well whatever. Getting on with the game. Sakura you have a dare by SmartAzngirl126 you have to kiss Naruto.
Sakura: No I will never do that. She stuffs Naruto in that closet that brings out Kyuubi
Sasuke: Isn't that a closet where it brings out the Kyuubi?
Emily: How do you know?
Sasuke: When he was in genjutsu I used my Mangekyo Sharingan.
Emily: Oh so you did try to kill Naruto then.
Everyone:……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Gaara: What are you going to do when Kyuubi comes out?
Emily: Oh yeah he has a dare. BUT! This dare requires skittles. DARN!!!!!! (Authors note: I only say this cause little children and I can't swear properly.)
Kiba: We could go get more.
Shino: Or I could use my bugs to track down another one.
Emily: You talk?
Everyone watching silently as waiting for his answer.
Shino: Yes I do.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
Emily: Coming.
Everyone waiting silently.
Emily: It's YOU!
Dead silence as they watch the door.
Emily: What do you want? Want to steal my other skittles?
Temari: It must be that girl who stole the skitters.
Kankuro: Don't you mean skillets?
Gaara: Idiots there skittles.
Temari: Whatever.
Emily returns to the room with a girl.
Kiba: So who is that?
Silence again?
Emily: She is that girl who stole the skittles from me. So what do you want again?
Girl: So I'm sorry for stealing your skittles. I heard you do truth or dare and you needed the skittles. So you can have them.
Emily: Thanks. I guess.
Girl: On one condition. I get to host part of the show.
Emily: Deal.
Girl: ok then. Oh yeah I forgot my name is Hinata.
Naruto: No your not SHE'S Hinata. (Faintly in the closet.)
Hinata: It's ok Naruto-kun.
Emily: Yeah there can be two, dunce. We'll call them Hinata1 and Hinata2.
Lee: Yes good job Emily. That is a very youthful way to do it.
Hinata2: Whatever. Lemme see that card. Oh yeah here is the skittles. (Handing Emily a bag of skittles.)
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Hinata2: How lucky this dare requires skittles. So it's from LxI-LxM-4eva-Formerly Lillayy she dares Naruto to feed Kyuubi a bag of skittles.
Sakura: That's crazy.
Ino: Yeah but how do we give Naruto a bag of skittles?
Emily: Sasuke go use……………………
Hinata2: Your Mangekyo Sharingan to give these to Sasuke.
Sasuke: Yeah but you guys are both so dumb.
Emily and Hinata2: HOW!?
Sasuke: You didn't use genjutsu so you can just throw these in the closet.
Hinata2: Why didn't I think of that?
Emily: Because you're really dumb?
Then Emily throws in the packet of skittles.
Naruto: What are these?
Hinata2: It's a dare you have to feed Kyuubi the bag of skittles.
Kyuubi: What if I don't want to eat your disgusting human food?
Emily: You know what Kyuubi part two of this is they have to dare you to eat them. So ha.
Kyuubi: NO! Must I have to eat them?
Emily: Yes. Or you must pay consequences. You saw what happened to Sasuke.
Kyuubi: Fine I will eat your disgusting food. Give it here kit.
Naruto then gives Kyuubi a red skittle.
Kyuubi: This taste good. Kit give me the entire bag.
Everyone sighed a sigh of relief.
Naruto: I want some Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: NO!!! There are no more left.
Everyone is very tense again.
Kyuubi: I WANT MY SKILLETS!
Emily: Ummm Kyuubi they are skittles.
Kyuubi: I DON'T CARE. GIVE ME MORE OTHER WISE I WILL KILL YOU!
Then the nine-tailed foxes cloak started to leak out and gain its form onto Naruto.
Hinata1: Naruto-kun.
Everyone is panicking trying to get away from the closet.
Then Sasuke finally and calmly walked up to the closet and opened it to let Naruto/Nine-tailed fox out.
Temari: Have you lost your mind what are you doing?
Sasuke: If that closet brings out Kyuubi then we just have to take him out.
Neji: Right then his fox cloak will disappear when he comes out.
Then right on cue Naruto comes out with the cloak on at the first tail then it starts to dissolve the second he stepped out of the closet.
Tenten: That was really close.
Hinata2: Now for your reward Sasuke. LxI-LxM-4eva-Formerly Lillayy dares Sasuke to kiss Sakura. Yeah happy ending.
Emily: Yeah we really don't care.
Ino: Mmmmm mmmmmmmMM Mmmm MmMMMM Mm
Emily: Ok then well we are running a bit late so bye! If you have a dare please review and give some dares. Also give the consequences if they decline. Thanks for everyone who gave dares or truths already.
Ino: Mmmm MmMMMM MMMM MM MmMMMM Mmmm MMMMm
Sasuke: Oh shut up Ino.
Emily: I get the last word! We have new news. We're getting a new T.V tomorrow. Also Hinata2 is going to be coming back. Naruto bring money tomorrow. A LOT! Heads up we also have 2 dates tomorrow.
Everyone: WHO!?
Emily: BYE!!!!!!!!
