Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto. At all. Nothing. Not even the ramen. x-x
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Emily: Hey! Emily here with another round of torture or torture. OPPS!!! I mean…….. Truth or dare! Yeah…. that's what I meant!
Naruto: So you admit it. This is TORTURE!!!
Kiba: She's crazy…….
Emily: Who are you calling crazy? *glares coldly*
Kiba: *Whimpers*
Temari: So can we find out who has their date's today?
Emily: Of course. *Smiles mysteriously* Naruto did you bring money?
Naruto: Duh you clearly said, 'Naruto bring money.' *He mocked in a girl voice*
*Kiba was laughing in the background because he was trying to mock me and was currently doing a henge jutsu of me.*
Emily: I'll show you what clearly is. You can clearly see the stars.
BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
Hinata: E-e-e-mily-y-y y-y-ou smashed N-n-n-aru-u-t-t-t-o-kun t-through-h t-the w-w-wall.
Emily: He deserved it. *Turns around and glares at Kiba.*
*In turn he cowered into the corner.*
Emily: So onto the truth or dares *Smiling*
Kankuro: She scares me.
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Emily: I guess it would be more troublesome if it was you going on the date right?
*Shocked looks from all the girls and the guys laughing.*
Emily: But of course its not you. *Eyeing the guys, who immediately shut up.*
Emily: Let's pick out of the hat.
*Hat pops out of nowhere*
Sasuke: OMG!!! Where did that hat come from!??!!??
*Cricket chirping in the distance.*
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, did you just say omg?
Ino: M mmhm mmh hm mmh mmm
Chouji: What did she say? *Opening another bag of chips*
Gaara: I don't know. She still has tape over her mouth.
Emily: First person is Sasuke.
*Groan from Sasuke. Laughter from other guys. Squeal from Ino and Sakura or Ino tried too.*
Emily: And his date is……….
*Stopping for a second*
Emily*screaming*: DAMN IT GUYS!!! YOU KNOW I COULD *BEEPING* DO MY JOB BETTER AS A TORTURER IF YOU WOULD STOP *BEEPING* LEERING OVER MY *BEEPING* SHOULDER TO *BEEPING* FIND OUT IF YOU *BEEPING* GOT A DATE WITH THAT *BEEPING BEEPER* NAMED UCHIHA *BEEPING* SASUKE!!!
Gaara: You know someone should really calm her down.
Naruto: Go ahead Gaara…… *Shaking*
*Sakura and Ino moved to the farthest corner of the room as I kept saying swear words.*
Kiba: It's Sakura!!! *He had picked up the flashcard I pulled from the invisible hat.*
Emily: Yes its Sasuke and Sakura. Hooray! *Faking enthusiasm.*
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!! *Closet*
Tenten: What was that?
Emily: Can't you just be quiet in there!!!!
Naruto: You didn't hide someone in there, right?
*The closet door opens and the door flies off.*
Hinata2: DAMN YOU!!!! Why did you lock me in the closet!!!?? I wanted to see Tenten and Lee's date!!!
*The hysteria stopped*
Neji: Those two are on a date?!
Hinata2: Poor Neji. He's mentally disturbed.
Lee: I will have a youthful date with my youthful teammate.
*Tenten slowly backing away.*
Emily: Hey Tenten. Did ya see the new big screen plasma T.V? *Right in front of her*
Tenten: Yea…… *slowly walking backwards.
Emily: You're going on this date unless you want to end up like Naruto. *I smiled making it seem more threatening.*
On queue Naruto opened the front door.
Emily: How was space?
Naruto: It was dark…
Hinata2: So for the date.
Emily: Voice of the Mist dared Sasuke and Sakura to go on a date and Naruto has to pay for it!!! And for Tenten and Lee -Blue-n-Pink quotes "'I dare Tenten and Lee to go on a date. (Seriously, those two belong together.) But I don't know where to go.
Answers poured from the randomness people.
Mall of America
Ichiraku
Park
Training Grounds
Picnic
Swimming
Party
Emily: The party sounds nice.
Naruto: I'm NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!
Hinata2: I like the picnic!!!
Emily: Settled.
*Groan from Naruto and Tenten. Lee jumping like he's lost his mind. Ino shut up in a corner. Sasuke with the same expression he always has. Shikamaru-Troublesome. And the rest are off in wherever land*
Hinata2: Where's wherever land?
Emily: No idea. ANYWAY!!! Let's go.
Naruto: Where?
Emily: The grocery store to get food for the picnic. Duh!
Naruto: RAMEN!!!!
Hinata 2 and Emily: No
Naruto: Awwwwww……….
Emily: So who wants to come??
The door slams open.
Emily: I swear…….
Kiba: I know you do.
*Everyone started laughing*
Emily: I swear that door is not going to last with all that slamming.
Hinata: Hello B-b-arry k-kun-n
Barry: Hello
Emily: Whatcha looking at Hinata2?
Hinata2: *Staring at Gaara like a fan girl*
Sasuke: Run Gaara that's the look the fan girls give me.
Hinata2: Hi Gaara!!
Naruto: Tackle her!!!
Everyone jumps on her to stop her from madly suffocating Gaara with a hug.
Barry: Aren't you guys slightly annoyed that she likes Gaara instead of oh so genius Neji or super cute Sasuke?
Sasuke: *Twitching*
Neji: What makes you think we're slightly annoyed?
*Stuffs a straight jacket on her.*
Emily: Anyway I think Hinata2 should come with me and Gaara you can stay here.
Gaara: *Scared to death*
Barry: So who else is coming?
Hinata2: We can buy French toast! *Drops*
Kiba: SO random.
Lee: I'm coming to the youthful food store!!
Emily: I think you and your youthful self should stay here.
Hinata2 and Barry: Agreed
Kiba: I'm coming!
Akamaru: ARF, ARF
Emily: If Akamaru comes we're gonna get kicked out.
Kiba: Why?
Hinata2: That's not normal dog size.
Kiba: I don't see anything wrong with him.
Barry: I have an idea
*Whisper whisper whisper, and whisper some more.*
Emily: *Moves to the closet. And takes out paint can.*
Hinata2: *Takes paint can and runs up to Akamaru and sprays him.*
Emily: He's Clifford the Big Red dog. *laughing*
Barry: Anyone else? *Ignoring Kiba's yelling.*
Emily: Fine I'm picking, Naruto, Kiba, Hinata and Sasuke.
Naruto: Why is Hinata coming?
Hinata2: Because she has the Byakugan and we won't have to run around looking for food!
Sasuke: And why am I coming?
Emily: Cause I made you. *threatening look*
Naruto: This chapter is a little long.
Emily: Alright, until next time!
Hinata2: NOOO!!!!! I WANT THE DATE!!!!
Gaara: Calm Down.
Hinata2: GAARA-KUN!!!!
Naruto: TACKLE!
*Tackles all and falls through the floor.*
Emily: Ummm we moved to a skyscraper.
*Still falling and screaming*
Barry: How big is that?
Emily: ionno some 50 stories."
*Still falling and screaming*
Hinata2: See ya next chapter when we finally land and stop falling and screaming. HEY! Take this straight jacket off of me or I'm gonna die!
Emily: You can't die. I'm writing the story.
Barry: Next time to the grocery store
Emily: MORE REVIEWS!!!!!
Hinata2: She means PLEASE more reviews
Emily: YEAH xD