Ruki44: Well, it took my like a week to actually finish it, but I did it. Here's the chapter.
Tetra: I can't believe your only on Death Mountain...
Ruki: I know, with the amount of chapters, you should be farther.
Ruki44: Damn I know...argh after this is the Goron Mines, Free the Zoras-Rescue Ralis and find Illia-and get the Zora armor, then the Lakebed Temple.
Hinata: So essentially two chapters will seperate this one from the Water Temple.
Rukia: Seems that way...
Ruki44: Good lord, the water temple is going to be a bitch...
Rukia: What, the water temple isn't that hard!
Ruki: ! Blasaphmy!
Tetra: You try getting stuck in there for over a month, and then tell me its "not that hard".
Ruki44: I beat Twilight Princess in a week and three days...and I spent 5 of the days on the water temple...
Hinata: Wasn't that just because you didn't realize there was a ladder at the very top of the long ramp?
Ruki44: . Quite possibly...
Rukia: Wow, loser.
Ruki44: Shut up, you non believer that the water is a bitch demon!
Hinata: Don't you think you are being a bit harsh...
Ruki: Not really...
Tetra: IT'S A WITCH, BURN THE WITCH!
Ruki44: I got the torches and pitchforks!
Ruki and Tetra: YAY!
Rukia: I think we should run.
Hinata: Agreeded.
Ruki44: I don't own anything, enjoy!
Ruki, Tetra, Ruki44 run off chasing Rukia and Hinata with pitchforks and torches
Rescue Colin and Climb Death Mountain
"We're stopping."
"We need to get back to Death Mountain as soon as we can."
"We're stopping." I gulped at the steel edge of Zelda's voice, but I was determined to stand my ground. So what if she was the princess of the entire kingdom, I was a guy, I could stand up to her!
"No." I told her flat out, cursing my voice for wavering. Zelda narrowed her eyes.
"We are stopping to get a skeleton that just happens to be the Hero of Time to teach us some sweet ass moves. Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you sorry werewolf butt." Zelda threatened me. I flinched, so much for standing up to her.
"Alright." I whimpered. Zelda smirked and nodded to herself, obviously appeased and walked in to the spring where my map (which I swear to the goddesses is freaking magical or something…) said the Hero of Time was waiting for us. Midna popped up out from my shadow as I followed the young monarch.
"And the fate of Hyrule rests in your hands. What are we going to do if you can't even stand up to a girl?" Midna taunted me.
"A girl that is obscenely violent and is the freaking ruler of the land I think I have every right to be afraid of." I told Midna sulking. Midna just shrugged.
"Fair point, but you're supposed to be the hero, you know, coming in and saving the day and all that crap?" I rolled my eyes. I certainly didn't feel like a hero…just a guy who was way over his head.
"I'm no hero Midna…" I began to tell her before Zelda who was obviously disgruntled at my failure to keep up with her came trotting back to us and grabbed my hand and pulled on it.
"Come on!" She commanded. "You're the one who's determined to get to Death Mountain as fast as possible, don't just dawdle then." She complained. I sighed.
"Yes your highness." Much to my surprise Zelda punched me. I stumbled backwards, not exactly hurt, but more surprised and shocked then anything. "What was that for?!" I yelped. Zelda huffed and turned her back to me, and I'm pretty sure her face was red. Probably from anger.
"No…just no." I looked at her back confused. Why was she getting so worked up over me calling her by her proper title? However, she wasn't done yet. "I…like it…when you call me by my name…or even when you call me Zeek…I deal with the royalty crap from everyone else…and…I don't want it from you too." Zelda muttered. I scratched my head.
"Alright, you could have just said that, no need to resort to violence." I told her, frowning a bit.
"Boys." Midna muttered under her breath as she promptly returned to her shadow. Was I missing something here, because I feel like I'm missing something. Zelda seemed to get redder at Midna's statement and she proceeded to throw daggers at my shadow before grabbing my hand and kidnapping me again, dragging me until we were standing in front of the golden wolf. And we stood there, all of us staring at each other until the wolf leaped at us and the world went white.
When I could see again, it was the Hero of Time skeleton and it was in the same place as last time.
"Glad to see you two again. Since I got chewed out last time, I'm just going to teach you the skill so I won't accidentally incur the wrath of a certain somebody…" The Hero of Time trailed off, hinting obviously at the Princess Zelda of his time.
"Well then, teach us. We have life threatening things we must go and do. Like wrestle with Gorons for instance." Zelda told him, a straight face.
"That doesn't sound so bad. I mean it could be worse…like being stalked by I don't know…the Zora Sage of the Water who is intent on marrying you? You know, hypothetically?" The Hero of Time remarked. I sweatdropped, that sounded rather specific to be hypothetical…
"…Are you going to teach us the damn move or not?" Zelda asked skeleton man, obviously annoyed. The Hero of Time sighed and raised his shield.
"Yea…yea…ok this is called the shield attack. Basically what you do is attack with your shield to create an opening. Hero boy, you go first." He explained, getting into battle ready stance. I nodded and unsheathed my sword and approached him. We circle a few times and then I ran at him and he swung his sword at me and I dodged and rammed him my shield, making him falter and I was able to slash him with my sword.
"Excellent, alright give your shield to the scary lady." He instructed me. I walked back to where Zelda was and handed her the shield. "Alright, go!" Zelda ran at him, and when he swung at her, she merely jumped over the sword…and him…and landed behind him and spun around and swung the shield like it was an ax and then proceeded to beat the shit out of him…with the shield.
"THIS ISN'T A SHIELD ATTACK, IT'S MORE LIKE AN ASSULT USING A SHEILD!" The Hero of Time yelped as I had to pry the girl off the poor dead guy. The world went white again as the Hero of Time whimpered and we were back in the spring.
"Damn, you assaulted the poor guy." I sighed, scratching my head. "Is this the reason your single?" I asked her with a slight frown. Zelda then began to whistle innocently at this and I felt my eye twitch as I sweatdropped. Those poor son of a bitches suitors.
"I'm going to marry a guy I like, not some random pervert suitor who is after the throne, title, money, power, my body, or all of the above." She told me flat out, obviously noticing my eye twitch. I shrugged, good enough reason for me.
"Don't blame you, but if you find a guy you do like, he's probably going to be afraid of you because you're so freaking violent." I told her flat out, lecturing her as if she were a small child.
"Are you afraid of me?" She asked me, staring at me very intently, awaiting my answer. Where did that come from?
"Sometimes I guess. Mostly when you're infuriated…you're freaking scary when you're mad." I admitted, not missing a beat. This seemed to take her by surprise briefly, but she recovered just as fast and much to my surprise she smiled.
"Your honest…I like that." I blinked and she grabbed my hand and dragged me out of the spring to where Epona was waiting for us. "Come on, we have some incredibly stupid stuff to do." She told me cheerfully.
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The goddesses hate me, they really do. No sooner did we get back to the village did that bastard moblin thing that knocked me out and kidnapped Colin, Talo, Malo, Beth, and Illia and made me go chase after them and turn into a wolf, meet an imp who I would be later be forced into bondage for and kidnap the freaking Princess of Hyrule came back and kidnap Colin…again.
"SON OF A BITCH!" I roared as I urged Epona forward, chasing after the bastard. "I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BASTARD AS SOON AS I LAY MY HANDS ON HIM!"
"And rescue Colin?" Zelda offered and it surprised me a bit she remembered the kid's name.
"THAT TOO!"
I followed the son of a bitch and we reached this field outside of Kakariko and the bastard's minions start swarming me. Unluckily for them, Zelda was with me and she easily knocked them off their high horse.
"Concentrate on the road Link! I'll deal with the flies!" She told me cheerfully before she sliced up another idiot who dared come in reach of her sword. "This is fun!" I think this whole ordeal is going to be a negative influence on her if it wasn't already…
I nodded and searched the bastard out from the crowd and easily found him…he had Colin tied up on to this high pole. How the hell did he do that while running away from Zelda and I?!
I easily caught up to the bastard leader since Zelda was keeping all his little followers at bay. Once I reached him I unsheathed my sword and swung it at him, cutting off some of his armor off. The bastard steered his boar (apparently he was too special to use a horse like the rest of us) away from. Unfortunately for him, I wasn't about to let him get away. Neither was Zelda for that matter.
When I neared him and was about to cut the jackass to kingdom come, before I could do anything she slashed at him with her lightening quick moves, removing a couple of sheets of his armor and before he had a chance to recover I got in my own attack, effectively removing the last of it.
"Hell yea! Nothing more to protect yourself huh, you monster pedophile!" Zelda declared triumphantly. The bastard however just ignored us and rushed onto this bridge. "Quick Link, follow him before Colin gets sold into bondage!" Zelda told me unnecessarily.
"…Zelda I highly doubt that's the case." I told her slowly as I urged Epona after the Colin and his kidnapper.
"You would be surprised." Zelda told me darkly and I felt her grip tighten around my waist and I could tell she was being dead serious. I think I don't want to know the darker side of the kingdom I'm supposed to be saving…
"Alright I'll take your word for it." I told her as I reached the bridge and Epona slowed down on to a trot. I blinked in surprise. The bastard was at the other end of bridge, facing me as if he was getting ready for some sort of duel. Which I soon learned was exactly what the son of a bitch intended. All of a sudden the ends of the bridge were covered in flames, we were trapped in here.
"Looks like you're going to have to joust for Colin back…you know what…you steer and I attack. I have better aim." Which was probably true. I knew from past experiences my aiming sucked ass. The only redemption I had was that I had one hell of a trigger finger.
"Alright. You ready?" I asked her as the bastard started to charge us.
"Onwards!" Zelda yelled and Epona stood her back two legs before rushing forward. I swerved left and Zelda hit the bastard and he started to veer right…right off the bridge.
"Holy shit, Colin!" I yelped steering Epona to the right as the bastard, with Colin still on the pole (and knocked out I may add, that kid stays unconscious through pretty much everything). I reached out, trying to grab him. However, Zelda had me covered. She leaned over and with both hands grabbed the flags and pulled back.
"GO LEFT!" she yelled at me and I steered Epona toward the left while she clutched on. Colin, still attached the pole, was dragged back on the bridge. The bastard and his boar was gone, no doubt fell to their deaths. Oh well, I won't be seeing him again.
"Nice Zelda. He ok?" I asked breathing heavily, leaning my forehead against Epona's mane.
"You mean besides the fact that he's unconscious and tied to a pole? Yea, he's pretty much fine. Good thing he's knocked out cold or he would be pretty much scarred for the rest of his life if he isn't already. Anyways, let's take him back to Kakariko and place him in a bed in the inn so we can trick him into believing he had a nightmare that he got kidnapped for a second time!" Zelda told me cheerfully.
"…Only you would buy that." I was rewarded with a punch to the gut. "Violent woman." I gasped as I clutched my stomach. "You're never going to get a man." Zelda turned around and huffed.
"Feh! What do you know?!"
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In the end when we returned to Kakariko, we laid him near the pond and Zelda (rather happily considering she was adamant about her idea until the end) threw water on him to wake him up…which worked rather well to I might add.
"Link…?" He asked as soon as he realized he wasn't drowning.
"Which one?" Zelda asked, going off their first presumptions. I pushed her away. Idiot.
"Yup?" I asked him while giving Zelda an evil glare, who was sticking her tongue out at me.
"Is everyone ok?" He asked. I waved my hand and grinned.
"Look around, everyone's fine." I told him waving my hand toward the rest of the children who were hovering around him worriedly. Colin smiled.
"Good." Then he paused. "Beth…I'm sorry. You know…for pushing you. Are you mad?" Was this boy seriously that retarded? Beth shook her head vigorously. Um hello, you saved her life, why would she be mad? Colin then turned his attention back to me.
"I…I think I finally understand. I understand what my dad meant when he told me I needed to be stronger, like you, Link…He wasn't talking about like lifting stuff…he was talking about being brave. Link…you saved me didn't you." He asked me. I scratched my head.
"Well I helped, you can mostly thank Zelda for that." I told him with a sheepish smile and I got a blush out of Zelda now that center of attention was back on her. I winked at the boy. "There is a reason she still is single." I was rewarded with a whack to the back of my head, curtsey of Zelda.
"You two can do anything." He said smiling softly. I don't know about anything… "You can do something to help the Gorons in the mine too?"
"Of course." Zelda said perkily. Colin smiled and then passed out…again. Guess that took a strain on him. All the children gasped and Talo tried to pick Colin up to carry him on his back.
"Should I get more water?" Zelda asked me as she watched the scene unfold. Renaldo picked Colin up.
"That won't be necessary. Let him rest." He told the young monarch. He then carried Colin to the inn, the rest of the children following. Zelda and I watched them go. I turned to her and sighed.
"Well that's that I guess. Come on Zel." I told her, getting on Epona. Zelda seemed to brighten up.
"Wait Link, there is a shop open now that I noticed! Malo Mart! We should stock up before we leave!" I sighed, might as well. Zelda wouldn't budge if I refused. And I couldn't exactly leave her behind…who knows the chaos she might cause. It was best I had her under her my direct scrutiny. I feel really bad for whoever took care of her as a kid…
"…Alright…make it quick though." I told her with a sigh. Zelda squealed happily and I began to pray fervently to the goddesses she wasn't one of those girls who likes to shop. She then grabbed my wrist and proceed to drag me the whole 100 feet to the shop and kicked open the door.
"HELLO MR. SHOP KEEPER!" She yelled out happily.
"Princess Zelda…? Oh…Link is with you…that explains it…poor guy…" I heard a familiar voice mutter in a soft voice. I looked up, it was Malo. Malo, Malo Mart, damn how could I not have made the connection!
"Hey, you're that kid…Malo! We're here to buy stuff! Got anything good?" Zelda asked cheerfully. Malo waved at the stuff behind him.
"What you see here is what we got in stock of as now. I'm hoping to get more items soon…" He told us in his soft voice. I figured I'd just let Zelda do the shopping, she's a girl, she should know what the heck we're doing…
"…Hey that shield…" Zelda muttered catching my attention. I looked over to where she was looking at and frowned. Sure it looked nicer than was it really all that better?
"Feh, my shield is just as good." I told her with a huff, turning around childishly.
"Actually no Link. Your shield can burn up easily. This Hylian Shield on the other hand won't…plus it can deflect much more powerful items then your shield can." Malo told me softly. No way!
"How much?!" Zelda asked him excitedly, her face spreading into a wide grin as she leaned over the counter. Malo backed away with a sweatdrop.
"200 rupees…" He told her nervously. She took out a bag and shoved it in his face.
"GREAT, TWO PLEASE!" She told him with a wide grin. He blinked and held up two fingers. She nodded her head. "Link needs an upgrade…and I want a shield too! Their useful!" She said happily. The lesson with the Hero of Time came back to me…those poor monsters won't know what hit them…
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We stood at the base of the trail where that bastard Goron hit me off the first time…Zelda was cheerfully…to cheerfully…humming some song while swinging her new shield back and forth.
"You ready Zelda?" I asked her as I grabbed the chain linked fence or whatever it was and started to climb up.
"Be careful this time Link." She told me seriously. I turned around and smiled and winked at her.
"This time I have a secret weapon." I told her seriously and she broke out in a fit of giggles. I grinned as I reached the top. I brushed myself off, Zelda following closely behind me.
"Neh Link…isn't that the same guy who knocked you off before coming right at us?" Zelda asked suddenly.
"What do you…HOLY CRAP!" I yelped as I realized the Goron was coming right us just like he was last time. Then another thing occurred to me…I didn't have enough time to put the Iron Boots on. "AH, AND I DON'T HAVE THEM ON!" I yelped.
"AH, WHAT?! LINK, MOVE!" Zelda yelled at me, waving her arms frantically.
"Leave it to me!" Midna's voice came out of the shadows and my feet were surrounded with red and black sparks and all of a sudden the boots appeared on. Thank you crazed little imp! I braced myself the same way I did when a goat charged me and I grabbed the Goron right before he ran into me and threw him to my right (seeing as Zelda was standing to my left).
"Nice job Link! Good save there Midna!" Zelda told us happily. Midna appeared out of my shadow looking smug.
"Yea that's right, I'm awesome. I guess I'd better explain. You guys can only keep so many items on you at a time. The less items the better, but that doesn't mean you should have to limit the items you have because you might need them later on. I use my magic to keep your crap in an alternate dimension if you will. To make things easier, it would be best if you carried two items around at a time besides your swords in shields. Link right now you have that Gale Boomerang…but I think it would be best if you let me control the use of your Iron Boots…they're too much of a hassle to manually take on and off." Midna explained with an air of superiority.
However Zelda, who had gotten bored with the explanation had walked farther up the trail.
"Eh?" Midna blinked looking around. "Where is…ARGH ZELDA IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE GORONS! LINK WHAT KIND OF GUARDIAN ARE YOU?! GO AFTER YOUR WARD!" Midna yelped.
"SINCE WHEN WAS SHE MY WARD?!" I yelled back as I ran after Zelda anyways.
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After saving Zelda from a Goron attack, almost getting killed by this huge ass rock, climbing up on Goron backs after beating the shit out of them with my (well ok, our) sword just so we could climb the damn mountain, we reached the top and now we were about to get run over by a bunch of Gorons…the goddesses must be against us, that is the only answer!
"ENOUGH!" A voice cried out of the back room and this really short Goron walked out. All at once the other Gorons stopped. This…this was the Goron leader?!
"Are these young ones such an imposing enemy that you all must gang up on the two? I think not, Little Brothers." We looked at each other and walked up to the Goron leader…all of a sudden I felt my steps getting heavier…Midna put those blasted boots on me. Damn little imp.
"Hello, my name is Link..." I introduced myself as Zelda grasped the back of my tunic lightly as she followed me. "and this is…" I motioned for Zelda to speak up.
"Zeek." She whispered that I had to strain my ears just to hear her.
"I am a Goron elder little humans. I am called Gor Coron. Because of certain…circumstances, I must lead the Goron tribe in place of Darbus, our tribal patriarch. Tell me little humans, did you come from the village below?" Gor Coron asked us.
"For all intents and purposes, yes. But I wasn't born there if that's what you were asking…" I started to tell him before Zelda whapped me on the back of the head.
"He doesn't need your life story, idiot!" She hissed in a low undertone. I scratched the back of my head sheepishly.
"You both have done well to come this far. You two are strong…for humans. However…" Gor Coron complemented us before folding his rock like arms. "The mines beyond here are sacred to my tribe. Outsiders are not allowed. Unless…" He trailed off.
"Unless what?" I asked narrowing my eyes. Gor Coron grinned.
"I could make an exception…but one of you would have to beat me in a contest in power. Are you willing to try that, little humans?" He asked us. I smirked.
"Of course. I will fight if you don't mind. My friend is more of the brains…that's the reason we haven't got killed." I explained, ending with a smile, making Zelda blush.
"That's quite all right. We need people like your friend. Step into the ring little human." Gor Coron said smiling. I nodded and Zelda let go of my tunic as I walked into the ring. At the ding of the bell we went at each other.
The match went on for a good five minutes. I would slap and push, he was slap (more like punch) and push, until I finally pushed him out the ring. I was going to be sore in the morning if not an hour later.
"Young warrior…you have a strong will…and sharp eyes. Fine traits…Want to see how well you can use them?" I shrugged my shoulders as I got out of the ring as Zelda ran up to me.
"I'll heal you in a bit…hang on." She whispered in my ear as she hugged me tightly. I felt myself blush. Me being uneasy around girls and women alike is rearing its ugly head lately around Zelda more and more often. The sound of Gor Coron chuckling made Zelda let go in a heartbeat, her face also red.
"You have seen it, I would bet…The mountain erupting without pause…" Gor Coron sighed. I nodded my head.
"Yea, this huge boulder almost killed us on the way up." Zelda supplied helpfully, halfway hidden behind me. Gor Coron nodded and continued his story.
"When the mountain begin to rage, all four of us elders and Darbus, our patriarch, went inside to investigate its anger. We have a treasure that was entrusted to us by the spirits, and we must protect it. Do you understand?" Gor Coron asked us. We both nodded our heads.
"But the moment Darbus reached out and touched the treasure…everything went wrong. He collapsed…and before our very eyes transformed into an unspeakable monster! He began to rage through the mines, trailing ruin behind him…and the eruptions grew more frequent and more severe. We used all our strength to seal him deep inside the mountain…It…grieved us to do this to our patriarch…but we had no other course of action. I ask this favor of you young warriors…Go to the aid of Darbus! Make no mistake, the spirits have guided you here." Gor Coron told us.
"Yea, either that or a shifty imp." Zelda muttered, giving my shadow an evil glare. Gor Coron continued on, obviously not hearing Zelda.
"I, Gor Coron, need your help…On the behalf of my entire clan, I ask you for your aid!" I smiled at him.
"Of course, we're more than happy to help." I told him. Gor Coron nodded.
"You two!" He yelled, addressing two burly Gorons. "Let the young warriors pass!" The two guards moved out of the way and Gor Coron smiled at us. "Our fate is in your young hands." I smiled and Zelda bowed.
"Don't worry, we will free your patriarch." Zelda told him as we got on to the shaft and it started to move downwards and Zelda felt the need to get last one word in.
"AND BY THE WAY, WE'RE NOT HUMANS, WE'RE HYLIANS. THERE ACTUALLY IS A DIFFERENCE!"
Lethe: Damn, I'm here again? looks around It seems I'm alone too...huh...
Asuka: Not exactly, hey Lethe, long time no see. It's been awhile since these idiots have had a full out fight huh?
Lethe: I'll say. Are we the only two?
Asuka: No, I heard there should be two more...ah...here they come now! It's Riza...and some girl I've never seen before...that is seriously freaking me out. It's like she's a vampire or something.
Riza: Hello, we just got the call. This is Moka...she will be subbing today with us at the end. She's a vampire too.
(Inner) Moka: ...They should really learn to know there place.
Asuka: Ah! You're from Rosario to Vampire! Damn your show is so freaking sketchy it's not even funny! Not to say the manga isn't...but...it is better then the anime...way less perverted...for the most part. I mean it seems that the anime seems to exist for fanservice...
(Inner) Moka: ...That's pretty much it.
Riza: Damn I feel sorry for you.
Lethe: I do not get this whole concept of anime and manga. Arn't they the same thing?
Asuka: Ack, how could you even say that?
Riza: They are...and they arn't. The manga is the book form of the series and usually comes first and always better then the anime which is the TV version of it.
(Inner Moka): Producers have the choice of following the manga...like in Naruto and Bleach for the most part...except for those damn filler arcs...or they could do what they did to my anime and completely disregard the storyline and give it nothing but fanservice.
Lethe: I see...and what is this...fanservice?
Riza: -.-;;
Asuka: . Um Moka? You seem to be an expert at this field, you explain.
(Inner) Moka: ...It's...service...to the fans...
Lethe: ?
Riza: I guess the best example would be...um...Playboy...I guess...
Asuka: I don't think that's the best example.
(Inner) Moka: Better then hardcore porn to compare it too...
Asuka: That is true...
Lethe: ...What the hell are you talking about.
Riza: You know what, let's just make her watch a video on sex ed.
Asuka: Agreeded.
(Inner) Moka: ...Wouldn't it be better to give her..."the talk".
Riza: You wanna do it?
(Inner) Moka: ...So where is that video?
Lethe: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BEROC TALKING ABOUT!
Riza: Since the reader doesn't need to suffer, here is a snippet of Zelda's perspective of Link from the last chapter. At the sumo part.
"Come into the ring lad...and take of your shirt too." I blinked at the same time Link did. Oh please goddesses in heaven let that be what I think I just heard...
"Huh?" Both Link and I said at the same time, we must have sounded really dumb. Bo by this time had removed his shirt...he was in a definite need of a work out...
"You don't want to get your fine new clothes ruined now do you lad? Come on, off with the shirt." Link sighed and took off his shirt and I couldn't help but stare. I know it's not the most lady like thing in the world, but Link was the first real man I've been around. I'm not counting those damn suitors who come to ask my hand in marriage...they were just pansies pretending to be men. Link on the other hand...damn...
'Don't stare...don't stare...' I had to chant to myself as both Bo and Link got in the ring and proceeded to wrestle...twice. Damn these hormones! I knew I wanted to be like a normal girl, but having to go through this...I could easily live without...it was like a drug. My mother always told me before she died that beauty was the by the eyes of the beholder. I don't know what she meant at that time...but I defiently think Link is rather handsome to say the least. Though I think any girl with eyes can see that.
"Whoa ho, not too shabby lad. What do you think lassie?" Bo's voice caught me off guard and I felt both males attention on me. Link was breathing heavily and dripping in sweat. I smirked at the sight.
"Defiently not shabby." I agreeded as Link's cheeks heated up. Defiently not shabby at all...