NESSIE`S POV

I ran straight to my classroom,opened up my book,and hid my face in it hoping that Emmett won`t embarrass me. "Hey Ness!" Katilin says as she lowers the book down. "Man,I`m so glad that we have a new teacher,I wonder what he or she is like."

I nodded and once again,hid my face in the book. "Why are you acting so weird?" She asks as she sits at her desk,which is next to me. I put the book down and sighed. "I know who the Teacher is." I gulped. Katilins eyes widened. "OH MY GOD. WHATS THE TEACHERS NAME?" She yells. I looked down,regretting that she just yelled that. Most of the whole entire class surrounded me,even the popular girl,Eliza. "So whats the teachers name, Cullen?" Eliza asks in her normal snobby voice. "His name is-" I began,but suddenly the door opened,and almost,the classroom shook. "HELLO CLASS! I AM MRCULLEN! AND I AM NESSIES UNCLE!" Emmett boomed as he walks over to me giving me a little nudge. I rolled my eyes and hit my head on the desk. "Wow,you uncle is HOT!" Katilin whispers. My jaw dropped as she said those 5 words. "EW!" I squealed as I once again,hit my head on the desk. This couldn`t get any worse.

EMMETT`S POV

This is really gonna be fun. I went to the front of the class and slammed my hands on the table. "Ok,I am gonna let my wonderful niece introduce everyone here." I say with a smile,flickering my eyes over at Nessie. She rolls her eyes and goes up to the class. I put my hands on her shoulders. "Ok Ness,tell me EVERYONES name." I say smiling at the class. I could see that some of the girls were staring me with awe. Awkward.

Nessie started by pointing to a small boy with bronze hair, then went down the rows.

NESSIE`S POV

"Billy,Paige,Laura,Naiomi,Jasper-" I began. But when I said Jasper`s name,Emmett just gave out a big,dramatic,gasp,which stopped me and gave him a dirty look. "OH MY GOSH. I HAVE A BROTHER NAMED JASPER!" He says jumping up and down pointing at Jasper. Jasper just stood there looking at Emmett like he was stupid. "Sorry" I mouthed toward him. "Emmett? Can I go on please?" I asked annoyed. He stopped and looked over at me,he then nodded his head and said "Moving on."

"Robb,Jacee,Hadyn,Laykin,Morgan,Kaitilin,Eliza-"

"OH MY GOSH. Hey Nessie,remember when you talked about how Eliza was such a-" He said. I cut him off by slamming my hand on his mouth. "Shut up!" I mumbled furiously. Suddenly,I could feel something wet on my hand. "EW!" I squealed. Emmett licked my hand. I wiped his spit on my jeans. Emmett gave me a smirk,and I gave him a glare.

BELLA`S POV

Nessie barged in the room bitterly. She plopped on the couch with her arms crossed against her chest. "How was school with Emmett?" I asked curiously. I wanted detail to detail. "Well it started off with,HELLO CLASS! I AM ! AND I AM NESSIES UNCLE!" She says imitating Emmett. I just gave out a big laugh and gave Nessie a hug. "Aw..its alright sweetie,its not like he`s gonna embarrass you severly."

"Momma..that was just the beginning. He also ate lunch with me,even when he doesn`t even eat lunch! He told me all the baby stories to all my friends. THEN,he kept annoying me when I was working on my work. Thats how I got homework. I HAVE 6 PAGES OF HOMEWORK JUST BECAUSE OF THAT FURBALL." She moaned. Emmett then ran in with a huge smile on his face. "Gah,stop smiling." She says as she grabs out 4 books and 6 pages of math homework. Emmett skips over to Nessie,still smiling. "So Nessay...you want to go to disney land? OH WAIT. You have homework,NEVERMIND!" He laughs as he walks upstairs with his booming laugh. Nessie rolls her eyes and growls softly.

NESSIE`S POV

HOW COULD EMMETT DO THAT!? I am gonna get back at him someday. Or maybe,sometime! Mwahahaha. Just then,Daddy comes down narrowing his eyes at me. "Don`t you dare think about doing that Reneesmee Carlie Cullen." He says with a small smirk. I shot up head up to him with a innocent smile. "Pft,do what daddy?" I said tilting my head to the right. He rolled his eyes are went back upstairs.

Daddy was right. I really shouldn`t of thought of doing that. It was too evil,and to sticky.

EMMETT`S POV

Man,that was the best day OF MY LIFE. I`m not TRYING to HUMILIATE Nessie. I love Nessie,but its just so fun pranking her! Pranking a 9 year old is so easy! HA.

Getting her mad is kinda fun. But if she gets to mad that she blows up,then Bella is gonna kill me.

ALICE`S POV

Oh. My. Goodness. Thats all I could say from looking at the future for the next day of school for Nessie. Oh and lets not forget Emmett.

Whats gonna happen? :o Lol. This is the 2nd chapter:]