EMMETT`S POV
Next day of teaching with NESSAY. I got this all planned out,and its all in my prank book.
NESSIE`S POV
Uncle Emmett better not screw up today. My friends are all crushing on him. If he screws up,I`M CALLING JACOB.
EDWARDS POV
Nessie is gonna call Jacob for help? That mutt. Ugh.
NESSIE`S POV
I put my hair in a pony tail and set sail to school. I jumped in Uncle Emmett`s Jeep and rocked side to side waiting for Emmett to get ready. How long does it take for Emmett to look in the mirror? I have no idea,all I heard from Auntie Rose is that he takes long enough. Ten minutes passed,and I was pissed. I got up and ran inside stomping my feet. "EMMETT I`M-WE ARE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. GET YOU AS-BUTT DOWN HERE NOW BITC-MISTER!" I yelled. "God Ness,I`m right here." He says sitting on the couch grabbing his jacket. It looked like we had all the time in the world. I was about to tell him off,but I decided to calm down and just mind my own buisness."Oh..um..I`ll wait in the car then."I said running toward the Jeep like a idiot. "God,Ness,I`m right here." I imitated him folding my arms across my chest. Emmett finally jumped in the car and started it. "Crap,I forgot gas,guess we will have to walk to school." He says jumping out of the car. WHAT!? DID I JUST HEAR HIM SAY WALK? No,nuh uh. "Lets just ask daddy to take us in his Volvo." I said with my hands behind my back looking innocent. "Nahh,walking is good exercise is good for little 9 year olds like you" He says putting his arm around my shoulder. I growled softly and walked down the road,listening to Emmett`s annoying voice.
Thanks for the reviews guys :p sorry its short! Next is gonna be a bit long :]]]] Oh and be sure to read my other Humor story,its called Cullen Family Night. Mwahahaha3