Hey everyone, I'm so sorry about this incredibly late update. A lot has shit has happened this summer. I thought I should get this out before school started so here we go.

Once again, Naruto's turn

It's official, I hate school

I should have let Gaara drag me to

'Where ever the hell land'

But no, I had to suggest this

Now I'm stuck in art class

With that Neji kid

Oh, and I have absolutely no artistic ability

I mean, sure, my stick figures are pretty good

But I don't think that's exactly what Zabuza-sensei is looking for

So why did I chose this class, you ask

Simple

Sasuke didn't

Therefore I would be no where near him

Because that's the last thing my grades need

Not that I care about that or anything

Glancing over at Neji

He looks distracted

Probably thinking about Gaara

I don't know what to think

About those two

One minute they're ignoring each other's existence

The next they're having sex

Nosily, I might add

I remember that school field trip

Out of the city as a class

Everyone on the bus was asleep

Myself included

When Neji and Gaara started up

Right next to me!

You've no idea how horrifying it is

To wake up and the first thing you see

Is Gaara moaning, Neji biting his neck

Neji straddling him, pants around the knees

I did the only rational thing I could think of

I screamed

Within seconds they separated

Fixing themselves

Neji stumbling back to his seat

And no one suspected a thing

They just thought I was crazy

I had a black eye at the end of the trip

Courtesy of one Neji Hyuuga

When I walked in on them in the shower

My eyes never recovered

According to Gaara, neither did his ass

Oh lord, the mental pictures

Seriously, they can't be in the same room together

Because if people are there they'll snap at each other rudely

And then ignore each other like preteen girls

But if they're alone or in mine and Sasuke's company

They'll start screwing

Even though we both protest loudly

Usually we retreat to the kitchen until they're done

The awkwardness between us growing

I remember feeling jealous

That they could at least indulge

In what they wanted

Even though there were no strings attached

I wish I could be that close with Sasuke

But not in the way those two are close

Gaara never says anything about Neji

But I know he's not happy

He thinks he's just Neji's toy

Maybe, in a black and white world

He would be

But in reality

They both are to scared of emotion

So they find solace in sex

In a twisted way they love each other

Because they kind of want to be together

And they kind of want to rip each other's eyes out

And

They

Don't

Even

See

It

I don't want that with Sasuke

I gave up yesterday

Gave up on holding out

And on holding back

On ignoring those beautifully angry eyes

And pale pink icing lips

I kissed him

And even though we avoided each other

Today

I'm not losing hope

I will not be like Gaara

Hiding

Or Neji

Pretending

I will be myself

Hopeful

Because he kissed back

End Chapter 5

A/N: What I wanted to stress with this chapter is that above all, Naruto is a naïve and hopeless romantic. He's is also slight comical relief (at least I think he is). Sasuke's more stubborn and his thoughts are harder to understand and he's rather cranky. Gaara's all over the place and is the big angst center in this fic. Neji's snobbish, confused, and kind of afraid. Well thanks for reading this odd little note. Please review; I would enjoy your input good or bad. Also, if you've seen Gilgamesh the anime series visit my profile cuz I wrote a little shonen ai drabble for it. Thanks!